Christmas Party

Fullmetal-Alchemist: Happy Christmas everyone! I got this posted right in time... It's like 10PM right now and I was yelling at my parents that I had a deadline... I just came back from church and my parents decided to go to their friend's house... they wanted to take me along and I was like "NO TAKE ME HOME OR I'M GOING TO BE SHOT BY RABID FANS!" Obviously complaining does work once in a while... I just got my Conqueror of Shamballa soundtrack and I'm a very happy person... -currently listening to CD- Well, anyway, here's the all special Christmas chapter!

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST! BUT I DO NOW OWN THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK!

Ed: Happy Christmas!

Roy: Happy Christmas!

Me: Happy Hanuchristwanzasolsticeness!

Ed and Roy: What?.!

Me: Shut up, it's all of the holidays put together...

Ed and Roy got a Christmas tree and decorated it. Roy tried to be lazy and have Ed decorate it. Only the bottom half of it was decorated.

"Well, if you don't like the way I decorate a tree, how about you do it, you lazy ass!"

"You're so short! If you were taller, the tree would look nicer!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT THEY CAN GET LOST IN A BOX OF PACKING PEANUTS?.!"

"I'M CALLING YOU SO SMALL THAT… what was that you said?"

Ed just stood and blinked at Roy. Then he threw a glass ball ornament at his head. "Just for that, you're decorating."

Roy threw a pillow at Ed, and then started decorating the top half of the tree.

Roy and Ed had gone shopping, so they put their presents for each other under the tree.

Ed bought so much stuff for Roy and Al that he had to resort to using military funds for them. It was pretty hard to explain why he needed funds to buy loincloths and sex toys.

They had planned the party for Christmas Eve, which was the next day. Of course, they had left decorating until last minute.

It was nine o'clock at night. "Roy! I CAN'T HANG UP STREAMERS!"

"WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE SHORT?.!"

Ed was about to tackle Roy until Al came in and helped Ed out.

Both Roy and Ed were very irritable because they kept on blaming each other for leaving decorating to the last minute. Al was trying to keep them from pulling each other's hair out.

Around midnight, they finally had everything done and they all went to bed.

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"Ed! Wear something nicer than that!" Roy was putting on a dress shirt and chinos.

Ed, on the other hand, was wearing his normal clothes that were worn out from his travels. "What? I don't own anything nicer than this!"

"Don't you at least own a newer pair of pants and a newer shirt?"

"These are the newest ones I have and the black over shirt is the only one I have."

After a lot of arguing, Roy gave up. Al had come in and took Ed's side.

People started to come around one o'clock. The caterers came an hour before and started to make the food. Roy had to make sure that Ed didn't eat anything while the people were cooking.

Riza was the first one to come because she lived a few blocks away. After that, Havoc, Falman, Breda, and Fury came.

Al and fury started chatting in the corner about their books. Fury also brought some more books for Al to borrow.

Winry and Pinako came too, but they were the last people to arrive.

Winry ran up to Ed and hugged him. "Ed! How are you?"

"I'm fine… the automail's actually not damaged, for once."

"Well, that's good. I didn't want to work on Christmas Eve! Oh! I have a present for you!" Winry pulled out a present from a bag that she was holding.

"I have a present for you too. Let me go get it from my room." Ed ran up to his bedroom and grabbed Winry's present. Then he ran back downstairs. "Here you go." He handed the present to Winry.

Both of them opened up their presents from each other. Ed got a new wallet and more automail socks. Winry got a new tool belt. Ed had noticed that the tools would randomly fall off when the loops ripped. The tools ended up hitting him in some way whenever he was near her. The both thanked and hugged each other and Winry left to go give Al his gift.

Al got some armor shining stuff, chalk, and a new chalk pouch. Winry got a brand new wrench from Al. Winry tried to hug Al, but she got really cold and ended up having to get a cup of hot cider.

Once it was around ten o'clock, Roy broke out the booze. Havoc was the first one to get wasted, who was quickly followed by Breda. Roy tried to control himself, but gave up and joined Havoc and Breda. The three of them then pressured Fury into drinking and got him to climb on top of the book shelf. Then Fury jumped off and his head on the coffee table. He was unconscious for the rest of the night.

Ed wanted to try some beer, so he begged Roy. Roy was already pretty drunk, so he let Ed have some. Winry tried to stop him, but it didn't work. Ed got drunk very quickly and started to eat everything that was edible in sight.

After most of the food table was clear of food, thanks to Ed, Ed ran up to Roy and gave him a hard, sloppy kiss. Roy made a funny face and told Ed to go away. Ed didn't listen to Roy and decided that he liked Roy without his shirt.

Ed kept on trying to get Roy's shirt off, but Roy preferred it to be on. They were yelling at each other until Al came in and took Ed away. Ed had to sit in his room for a while to 'think about what he has done'. Ed jumped all over his room and banged on the door yelling random curses.

Roy felt sorry for Ed and let him out of the room.

Hawkeye was just ignoring everyone and did threaten to shoot Havoc when he got too close. Pinako did drink a little but too much and was acting funny, but not as bad as the guys. Winry, Falman, and Riza seemed to be the only sober ones. Al, of course, was sober as well since he had no choice in the matter.

Everyone went home around one o'clock in the morning and Fury had to be taken home by Riza since he was still unconscious. Winry and Pinako had to stay the night over since they trains didn't run that late. They used the spare room that used to be Ed's and borrowed Al's bed roll.

The next day was Christmas and Roy and Ed were puking their brains out. Winry and Al kept on saying, "I told you so," to them.

Winry ended up holding Ed's hair while he was vomiting. Luckily, Roy's hair was too shirt to get in the way, and Pinako felt sick but not enough to vomit.

After they puked their brains out, they were much happier. Then they opened their presents.

Ed had tons of presents for Roy and Al, but he told Roy not to open all of them in front of Winry and Al. they would open them in their room later.

Al didn't question them and Ed didn't ask about the present Al got from Fury.

Ed, Al, and Winry made snowmen since it had snowed during the night. Al made a little mini snow man that looked like a chibi version of him.

Ed and Winry made a big snow man that ended up looking a lot like Ed. Then they decided to go to the front yard to make more snowmen. Ed transmuted those snowmen so that the lawn would still look nice. Al transmuted a little ice statue of a horse.

Roy couldn't really help transmuting anything since the only alchemy he could do was fire alchemy. He just watched, and then tackled Ed when he was done.

Winry and Pinako had to leave at five o'clock in the afternoon to catch the only train back to Rizembool on Christmas.

Ed and Roy went up to their room and opened up the rest of the presents.

Al was in his room reading another book that Fury let him borrow. He would read the one that was given to him as a gift later.

Ed and Roy decided to not play with their new toys yet. Instead, they went downstairs and got some food. They didn't have many leftover since Ed went on an eating rampage when he was drunk.

After they were done eating, they made out on the couch and slowly made it to their room.

On the way to their room, Ed fell down the stairs and passed out for a few minutes.

By the time Ed became conscious again, he found himself on his bed with his shirt off. "Roy, did you take my shirt off?"

"Yes. I thought you may have bruised yourself; you did land on your arm a few times while you fell before you hit your head. Luckily, you hit your automail arm."

Ed just stared a him, then said, "You were just trying to strip me, weren't you?"

Roy just shuffled his feet and then said, "Yeah…you kept on kicking me when I tried to take your pants off…"

"Sorry…Reflexes…"

"Well, get your pants off already, I want to use my new toys…"

Ed smirked and took his pants off. "So impatient…"

Fullmetal-Alchemist: Of course I leave you to imagine what happens next since I want to keep this fic rated 'T'... I was pushing it at the end... I'm getting a crapload of FMA stuff tomorrow and I'll be overjoyed! Idunno what the next chapter will have, i haven't evenstarted it yet... I just finished this chapter today...Happy Christmas Everyone!