New Year's Eve

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I'm so sorry for the lack of updates! This chapter was intended to be posted on New Year's Eve... obviously it just didn't happen... two weeks after New Year's Eve I get it up... I just got my instant messengers back and I'm overjoyed, but it's causing me to majorly slow down on my fic because people talk to me too much. I'm alive as you can tell if you go to my forum, I check my forum almost everyday, in fact, I'll start telling my progress in the chapters to show how much I have done! Well, here's the next chapter and I've been talking toomuch...

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist...

Ed: Since when did Envy and Greed like eachother?

Roy: Wha? What are you talking about?.! Are homunculi allowed to do that?

Ed: I have absolutley no clue...

It was New Year's Eve and Roy, Ed and Al were bored out of their minds.

Roy was quite entertained by poking Ed in the side for a while. At least until Ed threatened to transmute Roy's clothes to his body so they wouldn't come off.

Al made meals at the appropriate times for Roy and Ed. At around seven o'clock, Roy decided he wanted to throw a little party for the household. Roy and Ed went to the supermarket and bought cocktail weenies, numerous hors d'oeuvres, and lots of beer and champagne.

When they got home, there were some people in their house that wasn't just Al. Havoc, Breda, and Fury were over. Falman had other plans. "Al, why are there other people here?"

"Dunno. They just came over and I couldn't just tell them to go home…"

"Al, you're too nice. Me and Roy just wanted to spend the holiday together and with you. I didn't want these moochers over…"

"Hey, we're not moochers! We're just lonely, single guys that had nothing to do for the holiday. We were quite sure you would have food, so we came over," Havoc said, then pulled out a cigarette.

Roy took the box of cigarettes and said, "No smoking in my house… coming over someone's house for food uninvited is called mooching…"

Havoc was already suffering from withdrawal and needed something to smoke and/or eat, and fast. He saw the grocery bags full of food and attacked them.

Ed spazed because it was his food that Havoc was attacking. He started gnawing on Havoc's leg. "My food!"

After getting bitten numerous times, Havoc decided that attacking the grocery bags was a bad idea.

Roy put out some food to eat and everyone attacked the food except for Al.

Al just stared at them in disgust. In about five minutes, all of the food was gone.

It was Ed's turn to prepare more food for them. Everything that he made ended up burning. He ended up cursing out the stove and telling Al to make the food.

Al didn't protest at all because Roy, Breda, Havoc, and Fury were playing drinking games.

Ed wanted to join in, but Roy yelled at him and told him he was too young.

Ed snuck some drinks when Roy wasn't looking and ended up getting drunk. He decided it was funny to punch Havoc in the crotch with his automail fist.

As Havoc was doubling over in pain, Roy, Breda, and Fury were laughing at him.

Al came in with more food and was attacked by Ed before he even placed the tray on the table.

Al was concerned about Ed because whenever he was drunk, nothing good ever came out of it.

Roy was mildly drunk, and Havoc and Breda were almost as drunk as Ed.

Ed suddenly stripped down to his boxers and ran around the house. He then ran up to his room and put on his dress, and then he decided it would be fun to go outside and make snow angels.

Roy was watching all of this happening and was laughing his head off. Havoc and Breda joined Roy in ridiculing Ed.

Al had to run outside and bring Ed back in before he caught a cold.

After Roy had a few more drinks, he got his dress on as well. Then he turned on his phonograph and started waltzing with Ed, but not very well.

Ed thought waltzing was boring after three minutes, and then he tried to get into Roy's dress.

Roy didn't want Ed in his dress. He wanted to continue waltzing.

Havoc and Breda were doubling over with laughter at this. Fury was grimacing and Al was mentally grimacing.

After fighting, Ed and Roy agreed on making out on the floor. Havoc and Breda had obviously stopped laughing and grimaced with Fury.

Ed and Roy somehow didn't breathe for around five minutes and when they did breathe, Ed decided he was bored with that. He decided that sleeping was the best thing to do. He was heading upstairs, but Roy protested.

Roy didn't want Ed to go to sleep yet. It wasn't midnight yet and of course you stay up until midnight on New Year's Eve.

Roy succeeded in persuading Ed otherwise by showing Ed some food. Ed ate some more, then ran over to the bathroom to empty his stomach.

Everyone heard Ed vomiting and much preferred to be listening to something else, so Roy turned on some music.

After Ed was done, he went over to Roy and laid in his lap. He was really pale and Roy was a little worried about him.

Envy and Greed suddenly came in and saw the little 'party' that was going on. They both stared at Ed and Roy because they were still in dresses.

"Wow, everyone looks like they're half dead…" Greed commented.

"Well, if you were here a few minutes ago, it would've seemed a lot livelier," Havoc said, about to light a cigarette.

Of course, Roy snatched the cigarette out of his mouth. "I thought I took all of your cigarettes…"

"Now you did, that was my last one…"

Roy made a mental not to get a 'No Smoking' sign for his front door.

Envy tugged on Ed's braid to see what response he would get.

Ed started growling and lunged at Envy. Envy was easily able to fend off Ed's drunken attacks.

Greed sat down on the loveseat and ate the little amount of food that was left. Eventually, he told Envy to stop fighting Ed because Ed was hurting himself.

Envy shrugged and sat down next to Greed.

"Why are you two here?" Roy asked.

Ed went back over to Roy and laid in his lap again.

Envy rested his head on Greed's shoulder. "We were bored and decided to pay you a visit."

"Why? So you could torment Ed?"

Ed buried his face into Roy's stomach.

"No, but tormenting Ed was a plus…"

It was starting to near midnight and Roy started poking Ed. "A few more minutes until the new year! How about we change first…"

Ed sat up and sat in Roy's lap. "Yay! Okay!" Then Roy and Ed quickly ran back upstairs and changed. They ran back down with party hats on.

It was one more minute until midnight, Ed started to count down and everyone else joined in when he got to ten.

It was then exactly midnight and everyone yelled, "Happy New Year!" Al set off some parry poppers, spraying confetti all over the place.

Roy and Ed kissed each other and so did Greed and Envy. Al was the only one that noticed the homunculi and was quite surprised.

Then Roy poured champagne for everyone except Ed and Al.

Ed protested and got a sip from Roy's glass, but he didn't like it at all. So he didn't ask for anymore.

After everyone went home, Al went up to this room to read. Ed and Roy got dressed for bed. Ed still wasn't feeling too well and just kind of flopped onto the bed.

Roy actually got into the bed and nudged Ed to get in.

Ed slid in and put his face into Roy's chest. "Why didn't you try to stop me from drinking?"

"I tried and you ignored me."

"Remind me to never drink again."

"Got it. I don't like you when you're drunk anyway. You're quite annoying."

"Well fine. I just want to rest tonite…I don't feel like doing anything else…"

"Aww, go ahead and ruin all of the fun because of your stupididty."

"Fine, I will." Ed curled up into a little ball against Roy and fell asleep.

Roy idly pet Ed on the head until he fell asleep.

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Well, there you have it! The next chapter, it's right after Ed's fight with Greed... hopefully you good people know what the outcome was of that... Envy isn't very happy... I'll try to work some comedy somehow, I don't want the Greed fans to be all angsty... By the way... I READ THE 55TH CHAPTER OF FMA THE OTHER DAY AND IT WAS DISAPPOINTING! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Ok, enough of that... I'm just frustrated that I can only read one new chapter a month of the FMA manga...