"Trapped with you"
Me: Ohayo everyone! You know, I have been wondering...Have you discovered who Laura, Kira and Alana are?
Neko-chan: ((Reading Icha, Icha Paradise)) If they have IQ like Magician girl, then they haven't
DarkMagicianGirl: ((hits Neko-chan with a hammer)) Neko-chan, hidoi
Everyone ran to the hole and looked down, revealing a bunch of human and animal parts tangled together. They fell thru a hole that was covered with an old carpet.
"What happened" Sakura asked.
"Are you okay" Temari asked, worried mostly about her brother.
"We're...fine..." Kankuro wheezed thru the dust that rose after their fall.
Tenten looked at Kira "How did you know there was a hole in the floor"
"I just remembered why this place looked familiar! Laura and I used to live here! This is the secret way to the hot springs" Kira gave a wide grin.
Gaara looked at Kira, his eyes glaring. Kira noticed him and glared back.
"It's so troublesome..." Shikamaru complained and sighed.
Neji sighed "This is gonna be one long month." He said
2nd Chapter: "The hot springs! A 'slightly' pissed Tsunade"
"Huu...This feels sooo nice..." Alana sank in to the hot springs.
"Here, have some." Tsunade offered Alana sake
"Oh thank you." Alana poured herself some and drank it instantly, her cheeks turned red "This is good sake" she exclaimed "Kurenai-san, you want some" she offered the sake to the crimson-eyed woman.
"Thank you." Kurenai poured herself some sake and took a small sip "It's good."
"Only the best" Tsunade drank another one and turned red in the face too "Thish ish the besht shake in Konoha"
The other two women laughed
"Look at them, getin' drunk like that. Disgusting" Laura growled as she looked at the three already drunk women.
"So, how close are you to Sasuke-kun" Sakura asked Kira.
"Sasuke-san is like my brother, I love him with all my heart! I would do anything for anything, and he treats me the same way." Kira said, and Sakura felt a rock fall from her heart.
"Only sibling love..." Sakura thought and sighed
"How about you Laura? How close are you to Sasuke-kun" Ino asked the grumpy black-eyed girl.
"None of your business." Laura growled and went to a part of the spring that was not infested with annoying Sasuke-fans.
"Is she always like that" Tenten asked Kira
"I think that Laura still likes Sasuke. When we were younger, while I was about 6, I think they made a promise to each other to marry when they grow up." Kira said in a silent whisper
"WHAAAAAAT" Ino and Sakura screeched.
"That's so romantic." Hinata said
"I agree." Temari and Tenten chuckled. The two girls high-fived.
"But that's only what I heard! I was only 5 then, and she never talked about love anyway, but anyone can notice that she likes Sasuke." Kira said sadly. "She thinks he forgot about the promise after Itachi attacked, and she barely talked about Sasuke after."
"NO! I forbid you to go and peek at the innocent and lovely girls" Gai was giving a speech to Jiraya. For over 15 minutes, Gai was holding Jiraya off from peeking at the girls. Jiraya looked bored, but who wouldn't be. He also looked as if he was going to kill himself.
"Yare, yare..." Kakashi muttered as he looked at the two. "Hey Gai, don't tell me you haven't noticed" he called
"Haven't noticed what" Gai looked confused.
"That." Kakashi said as he pointed to the woman's side. Up there, in the bushes, was Jiraya, peeking as usual.
"WHAT" Gai yelled and looked at the Jiraya he was talking to. He touched him, and Jiraya disappeared in a 'Puff'.
"My, my, don't you girls look cute" Jiraya muttered, grinning madly as he peeked at Alana, Kurenai and Tsunade. He used a shadow replication to keep Gai off his tail, while he 'gathered data'; as he would say.
Suddenly, Alana shivered
"What's wrong Alana" Kurenai asked
"I dunno...I feel like I'm being watched" she then looked around.
"Strange..." Kurenai muttered and looked around. She heard Gai holding one of his speeches for Jiraya a moment ago, so it just couldn't be Jiraya!
Then Tsunade got up from the water, the towel almost falling off, but her breasts held it in place. "I know whatsh going on" she growled. She then disappeared in a poof.
"This is bad..." Jiraya thought, and he turned around. There standing was Tsunade with a menacing look on her face "No...no...now Tsunade-chan...I can explain..." he stuttered as he placed waved his hands around nervously. She grinned like a mad man and kicked him, sending him out of the bushes.
"EEK! PERVERT" Alana screamed and fell in to the water, covering herself. All the girls screeched.
"I think I foundsh the rat" Tsunade growled. Jiraya slowly lifted his head and was surrounded with all of the girls. Hinata and Kira looked scared and pissed, while the rest looked just plain pissed.
"H...hello girls! Don't you look cute today" he laughed nervously as the girls looked more pissed.
"Why..." Alana growled
"Now, now, there's no need to be rash" Jiraya backed away, the girls were following him.
"You..." Tsunade continued, as she and some other girls cracked her knuckles
"Tsunade-chan, you wouldn't hurt me...would you" he sweat dropped and noticed that he was near the edge (The boys are beneath them, if you look over the edge you can see them), all of the girls following him.
"PERVERT" all of the girls punched/kicked him (Yes, even Hinata and Kira. If you watched/read "Love Hina", you should know what this scene looks like) and sent Jiraya flying to the men's side. They gave a victory sign and were about to return to what they were doing when the stones crumbled (This is an old hot spring) and all of them fell over on to the mans side.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The scream was heard even outside of Konoha.
Kira fell down last, and bounced off the other girls, so she fell in to the deeper part near the stones where Gaara was resting. She had eyes and sank quickly, and Gaara groaned. He tied his towel and jumped in to the water, emerging a few seconds later with and unconscious Kira.
Sasuke pulled Laura out of the pile, and gently slapped her cheek with the back of her hand. Laura awoke in a few seconds and looked around.
"What happened" she asked.
"You punched Jiraya who was peeking and fell over the side of your part of the hot spring." Sasuke said, and suddenly both of them noticed that they only had towels around them. Both blushed heavily, and both sat up quickly, trying to cover themselves.
Shikamaru was minding his own business, when Temari fell next to him, with eyes. She was wearing only a towel, and he blushed heavily. He picked her out of the water and dragged her to the surface. For a second, he was glad that Kankuro didn't want to take a bath with Chouji and Shino, because if Kankuro saw him, he would be dead.
As for Neji, you could say that it was destiny that Tenten fell right in to his arms. She was conscious and blushed when she saw him. He blushed too and let her down, and neither of them said a word.
Jiraya quickly recovered from the punch and sat on a stone, pouting. Suddenly, a drunk Tsunade fell right in to his arms. "Tsunade-chan, what a surprise" he grinned
"Putsh me down you pervert" Tsunade growled "Then again..." she muttered and kissed Jiraya for a few seconds before she fainted too.
"Took you long enough." Jiraya said and carried her to where everyone else was.
"Hinata, are you ok" Naruto ran to Hinata who was coughing up water.
"N...Naruto-kun...you needn't worry for me..." she said barely above whisper and blushed.
"Are you hurt? You don't look well, do you have a fever or something" he looked at her suspiciously.
She blushed harder "No, it's just that I..." Naruto picked her up and she gasped.
"Come on, we're going where everyone else is." He then carried her where everyone was. "And your left hand is cut and slightly bleeding. I'll take care of it"
Hinata blushed and silently thanked that the stones were old and that Jiraya was spying.
Kurenai gracefully landed next to Asuma. She looked at him and blushed
"Kurenai" he blinked
Kurenai humped and walked away, blushing "None of your business."
"What did I do" Asuma blinked
"Alana-chan, are you alright" Kakashi asked Alana who was looking slightly dazzled
"Kakashi-san" she glomped him and looked at his face, only to see that he was wearing that mask of his! She gave him a death glare. "Do you wear that mask because you like to, or because you just want to piss me off!" she hissed. He was about to answer when she spoke up again, giggling madly "Why did the road cross the chicken"
"There should be a law that forbids you to drink..." Kakashi sweat dropped.
Ino and Sakura were unconscious.
"Sakura-san! I can't believe how beautiful you look" Lee started to cry chibi-tears.
"Kira? Where's Kira? Kira" Laura looked around helplessly until she saw Gaara dragging Kira out of the water. "KIRA" she yelled and ran over to them, everyone else following.
Gaara put his ear on Kira's chest. "She's not breathing." He said simply and looked at Kira again.
"She...she's not..." Laura then fainted, and Sasuke caught her before she got a nasty bump.
"Does anybody know CPR" Alana asked, and looked around. (She knows CPR, but she's to drunk to remember -;)
Before anyone could answer, Gaara pressed his lips against Kira's. Almost everyone gasped. He breathed air in, then pressed her chest a few times and did it all over again (You know how CPR goes, right? I couldn't describe it better...oo). After a few times, Kira started coughing up water. Gaara gently tipped her to her side, and patted her back.
Sasuke let Neji hold Laura and then ran to Kira and kneeled next to her. "Are you ok"
"I'm...Ok." she gagged. Gaara got up and walked away.
Sasuke looked at him suspiciously "Why did you help her" Gaara stopped, but didn't turn around "Everyone knows you're too obsessed with yourself to help anyone else."
"I just felt like it." Gaara answered and walked away.
Alana blinked at the boy, and felt her senses coming back. She then realized, that it wasn't because of Jiraya she shivered, someone else was watching her. She looked around, searching for the pair of eyes that was watching her. Its gaze felt familiar, but she couldn't put her finger on it. She shrugged and continued to look at the red-head, and then at Kira. She smiled and closed her eyes.
"Hi! Kira here! In the next chapter, unwanted memories are revealed. Huh? What is this music that is playing? It's scary. And why is everyone so scared? I don't understand. I feel like someone is watching me. Next chapter: 'Memories. Ghosts of lost love'. Hey, Gaara-sama, lets sing together"
Neko-chan: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce...
Me: A new friend of ours...
DarkMagicianGirl: Who will appear in the later chapters...
All three: Gothicangel!
Gothicangel: Yo.
Me: Btw, did you guess who is who in the story?
Gothicangel: If they are as smart as all three of you, then they knew it all along
Me: Why thank you
Neko-Chan: Finally, someone who appreciates me
DarkMagicianGirl: ((Silent))
Gothicangel: That was sarcasm
Neko-Chan and me: ...- Gothic-chan, hidoi!
DarkMagicianGirl: ((Hits Gothicangel with a hammer)) You're no better than baka Neko.