"Trapped with you" By Neko-chan; DarkMagicianGirl and GothicAngel
Neko-Chan: Well, since Lady-Chan is grounded, I guess it's up to us to finally change our story our way.
DarkMagicianGirl: Yeah! No more Lady to order us around!
GothicAngel: Umm...What will happen when Lady reads this? You know what she's like when she gets angry...
((The girls instantly remember Lady with her hair spiked up, black aura flaring around her, her eyes glowing red and her fangs showing))
DarkMagicianGirl: EEK! What a scary thought!
Neko-Chan: I'm not afraid of her! I can't wait to turn this story in to an erotic story! ((Makes a seductive pose))
DarkMagicianGirl: NO WAY! We are gonna turn this story in to a PARODY! ((Punches the air)) BOOYAH!
GothicAngel: No! This will be a drama! ((Makes a dramatic pose))
Neko-Chan: Erotic!
DarkMagicianGirl: Parody!
GothicAngel: Drama!
DarkMagicianGirl: Alright, alright! Hold on! Let's mix those three together and see what comes out!
GothicAngel: Oh, Lady is sooo gonna hate us!
Neko-Chan: I know! Isn't it great?
WARNINGS: Complete silliness that can not be stopped by Lady this time
"Woah! That's so evil!" Kira gasped when she heard her sister's plan
"Your sister has a demented mind." Gaara said, and Kira grinned
"True, true." Kira giggled. "Can't wait to see how it turns out!" she then silenced down. "Gaara-sama..."
"Hmm?"
"What did you want to ask me before?"
Gaara was silent for a moment "Forget about it, it's nothing."
5th Chapter: "The wicked prank! Kira's jealousy"
(We had to change the title from "Laura's jealousy", because it wasn't fitting in with our story)
Shikamaru noted the evil grin Temari wore on her lips ever since she returned from the talk with Laura, and he felt that the talk had something about him involved. He didn't' like it!
"I wonder how he will react...I wonder how!" Temari thought evilly as she looked at Shikamaru.
"Hey Temari, Laura called us again!" she heard Tenten call her, and quickly woke up from her fantasies
"Coming!" she grinned and ran of in mega speed
"They are planning no good." Shikamaru muttered "How troublesome!" he sighed and sat on the couch
"Wow! These clothes are pretty!" Kira squealed as she found Alana's and Tara's old clothing in a box on the attic. "I always wanted to wear their clothes, but it was too big for me! Maybe it will fit me now!" she said excitedly as she took out a net-shirt.
Gaara, on the other hand, was reading Kira's old diary. She allowed him, so it was not a problem. He wanted, no. He needed to know more about Kira-kun. She had a weird effect on him. Suddenly, Kira started twirling in front of him, dressed in new clothing.
She had a dark, red short-sleeved, V-neck t-shirt, and black pants. She tied her forehead protector like Temari, around her neck. She had blue wrist bands on each of her wrists. She looked plain, but she was still cute.
"Don't I look cute?" she squealed and continued twirling around.
"W...when did you change?" Gaara asked as a realization hit him
"Now. Why?" she said, looking confused.
"I...you...do you realize that you took your clothes off while I was still here!" he chocked on his words, as he tried to suppress a blush
"Yeah, so?" Kira was still dumbfounded "It's not like you were gonna look, you were to busy reading my diary. And besides..." she jumped next to Gaara and moved dangerously close "It's not like I have something to be ashamed off." She said seductively. Gaara went wide eyed and blushed heavily. He felt something running out of his nose.
"WAH! Gaara-sama, your nose is bleeding!" Kira screamed. (Neko-Chan: Lady is sooo gonna kill me for this )
Neji was sitting on the roof, minding his own business, unaware of what fate was preparing for him. Suddenly, like a soft whisper, he heard Tenten's voice flow thru the air.
"Neji...Neji..."
"Tenten?" Neji looked around "Where are you?"
"Neji...meet me in my room...now" he heard Tenten whisper seductively
"Wh...What?" Neji blushed
"Shikamaru!" Temari giggled and threw her arms around Shikamaru, glomping him
"Temari, where were you?" Shikamaru asked, even though he knew that she was planning no good with Laura and the girls.
"Never mind that!" she threw his question aside "Anyway, can you meet me in my room in about...five minutes?" she asked innocently (GothicAngel: Temari is such a good actress, don't you think?)
"Well I..." Shikamaru started, but Temari gave him a not so innocent look and moved so close to him that their lips were almost touching "Of course!" he said
"Great!" she smiled and gave him a mind-blowing kiss. She then happily jumped away "Remember. Five minutes!"
Shikamaru stood there for a few more minutes, before he sighed heavily and muttered "Women are so troublesome...especially her!"
"Ano..." Sakura shifted nervously on her feet "Lee-san?" she said sweetly
"Yes Sakura-san?" Lee looked at her, admiring her beauty.
"I have...something to show you. Can you come to my room in about...5 to 6 minutes?" she asked sweetly
"Why of course Sakura-san! I'd do anything for you!" Lee replied making a really goofy grin. "Umm...where's your room?"
Sakura tried hard not to laugh. "He's so sweet!" she thought, and explained to Lee how to get to the room she recently claimed as hers.
Hinata was putting a bandage on Naruto's left hand that he hurt during his fight with Sasuke "Ok. You can do this Hinata!" Hinata thought and breathed in heavily, trying to convince herself that all this was not such a big deal. "N...Naruto-kun?" she said with a nervous smile
"Hai, Hinata-chan!" Naruto answered, rather loudly for someone who just got his ass kicked (GothicAngel: Well, he kicked Sasuke's ass as well! DarkMagicianGirl: Yes, they kicked each others asses)
"Can you meet me in the water-bed room latter? I have something to show you." She asked.
"What? What is it?" Naruto asked curiously
"It's a surprise." Hinata smiled.
"Aww...Ok. I'll come!" he grinned widely. "Just for you!"
Hinata smiled again, and gave Naruto a big kiss on the cheek. "Arigato" (GothicAngel: Our most faithful reader, Dragon Man 180, loves the Hinata/Naruto fluff as much as Lady-chan, so we just HAD to insert this)
"Oh, Sa-chan" Laura chirped as she latched herself around Sasuke's neck.
"What is it Laura?" Sasuke asked as he looked over his shoulder at Laura.
"Can you please come in to our room in a few minutes?" she asked.
"Why?"
"Because I have a..." she gave him a soft kiss "...present for you."
Sasuke smirked slightly "Alright, I'll come."
Shikamaru slowly climbed the stairs, wondering if listening to Temari was a wise idea, when he noticed Neji in front of him. He chose to ignore him, but then he noticed Sasuke, Naruto and Lee behind him. He sighed "They are planning something."
"So let me guess. One of the girls called each of you to meet them in their rooms, right?" Shikamaru asked the other four boys.
"Eh? How'd you guess?" Naruto asked.
"Just a hunch." Shikamaru muttered as all five of them made it to the top of the stairs. "So, which girl called who?"
"Hinata-chan said she had a surprise for me!" Naruto answered loudly as he walked in front of the water-bed room.
"Laura said she has a..." Sasuke smirked slightly "...present for me."
"Tenten just said 'Come to my room'." Lee answered coolly and stood in front of the room where he and Tenten spent the night together
"Sakura-san wants to show me something!" Lee said proudly
"I see..." Shikamaru muttered. "Oh well, what can you do." He sighed.
Five hands reached for five doorknobs...
...Five doorknobs turned...
...Five doors opened...
...Five kneeling girls, dressed in casual kimonos smiled sweetly...
"Hello darling." Each of the girls bowed
...Five screams rang thru the entire house...
"Huh? What was that?" Kira asked when she heard the screams from below.
Gaara, who was still dazed from what the so called 'innocent' girl did to his head, blinked. In his left nostril, from which the blood came out, there was a small, bloody tissue that Kira placed to stop the bleeding. A few moments ago he was arguing with Shukaku, because he was thinking that Shukaku was the one responsible for the picture he got in his head. Shukaku didn't deny anything, but he didn't say he did it, so it was still a mystery if Gaara thought of it or if Shukaku put that picture in Gaara's head just to see what happens.
"Oh yeah! The prank! Let's go see what happened!" Kira said and got of the sofa. Gaara followed her.
The two again hung upside down from the attic and what they saw was an incredibly funny scene.
The five poor boys that were the victims of the pranks all had different reactions. Naruto was flat on his ass, pointing at Hinata who was standing on the door frame in a light blue kimono and laughing, and he had a face of pure shock. He tried to say something, but only gibberish came out.
Lee was completely frozen, and he too had a shocked look on his face. Sakura, who was in a pink kimono was next to him and laughing, trying to get him out of his trance by explaining that all this was a joke, but Lee was still frozen.
Shikamaru had a large sweat drop on his head, and a shocked expression on his face. But still, it looked like he was expecting this. Temari, who was in an orange kimono, was laughing her head off.
Neji was completely red, and he was too, very shocked. Tenten, who was wearing a pretty light-green kimono, was trying to explain to Neji that all this was a joke, but she was laughing to hard.
Laura, who had a red kimono, was laughing her ass off at Sasuke, who was yelling at her. Sasuke was entirely flushed, but mostly because he was pissed. He had a face of shock just like the other boys (Neko-chan: You know, the Naruto™ shocked/pissed face!)
Kira couldn't hold it in. She started laughing "Oh my god! You guys look like the end of the world has commenced!" she laughed and pointed a finger at them
"Tenten, why me?" Neji asked
"Because I love you, you dolt!" she pouted and kissed Neji (Neko-chan: Woo! Finally getting some action!)
"It...It's not funny!" Sasuke yelled at Kira
"Yes it is!" Kira laughed louder.
"No it's not!" Shikamaru said "You try being in our shoes!"
"You guys look pathetic." Gaara chuckled
"Shut up!" Naruto growled at Gaara, and then turned to Hinata "And you! How could you do this to me? You almost gave me a heart attack! I thought you liked me!"
"Gomen Naruto-kun!" Hinata laughed "It was Laura's idea." The same instant, five glares turned to the raven-eyed girl.
"Hinata-chan, you were not supposed to say that." Laura sweat dropped
"I could have guessed it was you!" Sasuke growled "Who else would have thought of something so devious than the devil herself!"
"Hey, I always was the prank master!" Laura tried defending herself, but recognized the glare the boys were giving her. It was a glare that Kira would give her as a sign that she overdid it, and when that glare appeared, she could do only one thing. "Well, I loved hanging with ya', but I have some things to do! Bye!" she then ran off in hyper speed, Sasuke hot on her trail. The other four boys were stopped by their girlfriends, and dragged in to their rooms.
"Oh my god, that was priceless!" Kira laughed, and Gaara just smirked. Kira completely forgot what happened the last time she latched around Gaara's neck when they were hanging from the attic, and did it again.
"Kira, let go! I'll loose my balance!" Gaara stuttered. Suddenly, the ground grew closer "Not again!"
"Oi, Laura-chan, what is it?" Jiraya asked the panicky girl
"Jiraya-sama! Oh please, you have got to hide me! Sasuke is after me because I pulled a prank on him!" she begged.
Jiraya smiled "Hide in here" he said and pointed to a room.
"Arigato, Jiraya-sama!" she then ran in to the room, which was a small bedroom "Don't tell him you saw me!"
"I won't!" Jiraya chuckled. And in seconds, Sasuke stopped in front of Jiraya "Looking for someone?"
"Hai. Laura. She pulled a nasty prank on me, and I am gonna get her for that!" Sasuke growled "Did you see her?"
"Why of course. She is in that room." Jiraya grinned "Oh, I love playing both sides" (Neko-Chan: I love that too!)
"Arigato!" Sasuke thanked Jiraya and ran in to the room Laura was
"Laura!" Sasuke growled menacingly
Laura peeked at Sasuke nervously as she tried to back away, but was stopped by the wall "H...hello Sa-chan."
"Don't you 'Sa-chan' me!"
"Oh come on! You know I only trick the ones I love!" she grinned nervously
"Jee, you must really like me then." Sasuke said sarcastically
Laura frowned at his comment "Are you saying that I don't like you?" she yelled
"I didn't say that!" Sasuke yelled back
Laura growled menacingly and marched over to him. "Then, what did you say?" she asked dangerously. Sasuke blinked at her, and then smirked. And before Laura knew it, Sasuke crashed his lips on hers. She was frozen for a few seconds after he broke the kiss, and then glared at him "Don't think that one kiss will make it better!"
Sasuke again kissed her, more passionate than before. Laura wrapped her arms around Sasuke's neck, and Sasuke's arms found their way around Laura's tiny waist. Sasuke broke the kiss, and Laura was frozen for a few moments before she lazily opened her eyes.
"Ok, that might make it better." She said playfully
((We interrupt your reading to waste your time))
GothicAngel: ((Looks away from the computer where she is writing her part of the chapter)) Hey, hey...
Neko-chan: ((Typing away like crazy on her part)) what? Can't you see I'm trying to finish this chapter?
GothicAngel: Yeah, but when are you guys gonna put me in again? I only appeared for a few paragraphs in chapter 3
Neko-Chan: ((Still typing)) Patience is a virtue. And besides, you are the 'freshest' member in our group. And even though we accepted you, have in mind that you still have a long way to go.
DarkMagicianGirl: ((Working on her part of the chapter)) Yup, she's right. Lady Cell is the founder of our group; she started the Bishonen Hunter organization that we three reside in. Neko-chan was the first to join, then I stumbled on to her a few days latter, and you came three months after me. So please be patient.
GothicAngel: ((Sweat drops)) that sounded...weird...I feel like I am surrounded by lawyers. And also... ((Glares at the other two co-authors)) why are you writing this down and inserting it into the middle of the chapter!
Neko-Chan: ((Grins nervously)) we needed a filler. Badly.
GothicAngel: ((Sweat drops)) Uh-huh...
DarkMagicianGirl: And now back to our program!
Random Reader who is reading this: ((Sweat drops)) Oh boy...
Alana slowly moved towards the kitchen. It was time to make dinner, and she just LOVED to cook. Everyone downstairs was to busy with stuff to notice her. As soon as she was safe in the kitchen, she grinned like a cat.
"It's time..." she put on her apron "...To..." she grabbed a big spoon and made a pose, flashy colors and lights behind her "...Cook!"
"Gaara-sama..." Kira started
"Hmm?"
"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
Silence...
"...No..."
"Why not?"
He cleared his throat and Kira looked at him. She saw the kanji on his forehead and giggled sheepishly
"Oh yeah, I forgot."
Another wave of silence...At least to a human ear it was silent.
"You're pathetic." Shukaku sighed
"Great! What did I do now?" Gaara felt irritated with the demon
"You really don't know how to act with girls, do you?"
"And whose fault is that?" Gaara questioned him
"Ok, ok, so I maybe the reason why almost no one talks to you, but hey, she's talking to you."
"You know what, you are acting strange. Ever since we met Kira, you haven't been screaming 'Kill, KILL!' in my head every five minutes. What's wrong with you?"
"It's that girl...she's weird, and I like it."
"That's the first." Gaara sighed "Ok, so you like her, is that it?"
"I wouldn't say only me...you are the one falling for her! I merely see her as...a person I do not hate."
"I'm falling for her? Where did you get that one from!"
"Don't play dumb boy. I maybe a demon, but I also know human feelings. And the thing you feel is love."
"Love...Well...at least...at least it feels nice..."
Suddenly, Gaara broke out of his trance and saw Kira inches away from his face, glaring at him. But, instead of freaking out like anyone else would, he acted as thou nothing happened. "What?"
"You weren't paying attention to what I was talking!" she pouted.
"Sorry."
Kira humped "Well anyway, I need to talk with my sister. Wanna come with me as backup?" she smiled
"Sure."
"Jiraya-sama!" Kira called to the white-haired sannin "Have you seen my sister?"
"Why yes, she's in that room." Jiraya answered and walked away to bother Tsunade.
"Alright, let's go Gaara-sama!" Kira chirped happily. She held on to Gaara's arm and walked over to the door. She opened the door "Laura-onnes..." she started happily, but stopped and went wide-eyed.
Laura and Sasuke were kissing. Sasuke was sitting on the floor and Laura was in his lap. (GothicAngel: And YES, they have clothes on.)
"Kira?" Laura gasped
"I...I..." Kira stuttered "Gomen nasai!" she sputtered out and quickly shut the door.
"Kira?" Gaara looked at her, slightly worried.
Kira turned her back to the door and covered her mouth. "It's not fair..."
"Kira-kun, what's wrong?" Gaara was slightly starting to panic.
"It's not fair..." Kira thought and tightly shut her eyes. All the hate for Laura that she suppressed started breaking loose. She was thinking about her diary...
"...it isn't fair that she found true love so early. I wish I had someone like Sasuke"
...Laura's diary...
"She is always bothering me and Sasuke, and it's getting annoying."
... Her parents...
"Kira-chan, look! Your sister has the top grades in ninja school!" Kira's mother chirped happily "Why can't you be more like her?"
...Alana-sensei...
"Moah! Kira-chan, how come you didn't master that technique yet? I thought you were more like your sister, but I guess I was wrong." Alana groaned
"Hey, chill Ki-chan. Not everyone can be a genius like me." Laura beamed proudly
...And their ex-teammate, Touya...
"Gomen nasai Kira-chan, but I don't like you in that way. I like Laura."
"It's not fair!" Kira yelled out, tears of anger and pain spilling out of her eyes. She then ran away.
"Kira!" Gaara called after her, and was about to go after her when the door behind him opened.
"Kira!" Laura yelled and saw her sister running away out of the house. Laura glared at Gaara "What did you do to her?"
"I didn't do anything!" Gaara hissed "She saw you two kissing and yelled out 'It's not fair' and then ran away."
Laura frowned slightly and ran after Kira. Gaara was about to follow, but he felt Sasuke's hand on his shoulder. "Let them sort it out. It's between them."
Gaara glared at Sasuke, but gave in and sighed.
"Kira!" Laura called her sister. It was dark already, and Tsunade never said what happened if you went out of bounds. "Where is she?" she though, when she heard sobbing. She looked behind the house and spotted a lake. In the middle of the lake was a small island with a cherry tree. On that tree was Kira, crying her eyes out. "Kira!" Laura sighed and ran to the tree. She went over the small stone bridge and was under the tree.
"Kira, stop making a scene and get down from there." Laura ordered.
"No." Kira stated angrily
"Kira..." Laura used a more serious tone
"No! Why do I always have to listen to you!" Kira spat out, and Laura jumped in front of Kira, on the branch she was sitting on.
"Why are you yelling at me for! I didn't do anything!" Laura yelled out "And why the hell should you be mad at me for? I was only kissing my boyfriend!"
"It's not fair..." Kira muttered
"What was that?" Laura asked
"I said that it isn't fair that you always got the best out of life!" Kira yelled at her sister angrily
"Wh...what?"
"That's right! I'm sick of living in your shadow!" Kira snapped at her sister, more tears of anger flowing freely down her cheeks. "You were always in the spotlights, you always ordered me around, and even my parents loved you better! And even...even Touya..." Kira then again started sobbing uncontrollably
"W...where is all this coming from? You never said anything before..." Laura stuttered, and then frowned "Oh I get it. That Shukaku brat poisoned your mind! What the hell did he say to you!"
Kira stopped sobbing and anger overcame her. She got up and slapped her sister "Don't blame this on Gaara-sama, and don't insult him! He's the best friend I've ever had! I've suppressing all this for a long time! Every time you did something wrong, you would blame it on me. Every time I did something right, you took the glory for yourself! You've always been egocentric!" she yelled at her sister. She then turned her back to Laura "If you don't fix that, don't bother talking to me again." And with that, Kira disappeared
Laura was wide eyed. She slowly turned her head to where Kira was standing and touched the burning slap-mark on her cheek. "Kira..."
Neko-Chan: ((Wipes a tear)) such a heartbreaking moment
GothicAngel: Aah...that was all the drama I needed.
DarkMagicianGirl: ((Glares at GothicAngel)) You made me look like a bitch
Neko-Chan: Hey, you and Lady were always fighting like this in the beginning
DarkMagicianGirl: Yeah, but I still think my character is too bitchy
GothicAngel: Well, I'm all out of idea's. Lets call it a day and end this chappie.
Neko-Chan: You think we'll get any reviews?
DarkMagicianGirl: Don't worry, we will.
GothicAngel: How do you know?
Somewhere else...
((Dragon Man 180; KaibasShadowGirl; Magicians of the Yami and some other reviewers are locked in a room, and they are forced to read this chapter))
Magicians of the Yami: I'm hungry ((Turns to Dragon Man 180)) Do you have any food?
Dragon Man 180: ((Reading the chapter)) ((Gives her Neko-Chan's cookies))
Magicians of the Yami: Thank you ((Eats the cookies and faints))
Donut-nin: You killed her!
Dragon Man 180: Whoops! Forgot that she doesn't have a stomach resistant to Neko-Chan's cooking ((Sweat drops))
Yuki Mitsuten: ((Too busy glomping her Gaara plushie))
KaibasShadowGirl: Kira-onnechan! Hurry up and get ungrounded, the three devils are forcing us to read the chapter and review! They haven't feed us for a week! And they killed Magicians of the Yami!
Magicians of the Yami: ((Recovers from the cookies)) Oi, I ain't dead yet
((Sudenly, Gaara and Seto appear out of nowhere))
((Yuki Mitsuten, KaibasShadowGirl and Magicians of the Yami go heart-eyed and they go into glomping mode))
Gaara and Seto: ((Sweat drop))
Dragon Man 180: ((Sighs)) Why me?
GothicAngel: You realize that Lady-chan will kill us for locking the reviewers that she loves so dear, in one room without food or sleep?
Neko-Chan: Uh-huh. Ain't it great?
GothicAngel: We're doomed...