Kazer Dragon: Graduation is Friday and my birthday is on the 9th so I won't be doing any new ones until Monday or Tuesday. This is only for fun! If you giggle, laugh or get scared I've done my job. Guess what I'm going to be 18! I can go into sex stores now!
BRITTANY, BRITTANY AND MEGHAN ALL HELPED ME WITH THIS ONE!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
THE SERIES WEEK 3
DAY 15
Kagome is in a store. She goes to the electronic section.
"Hi my friends birthday is coming up, she's an electronic freak can you give me any idea's on what to get her?"
"I got something it just came in, it's a fax machine, but it also has a ton of other features!" Hands a box over to Kagome. "The name Fax was copyrighted so they called it some thing else…"
"The fux machine? Oh it even comes with phone fux!"
"HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN A PUBLIC PLACE!" Yells an angry mother covering her child's ears.
"I hope its quiet her last one made a lot of noise. This fux machine comes with a lot of stuff, like internet fux and fux accessories."
"That's Blasphemy!" Says nun walking by.
"Look it even has holes so you could connect other fux machines to it."
"Excuse me miss." Says a store security person.
"What's wrong?"
"Your making a scene come with me…"
"I only wanted to buy a fux machine for all of my friends to share…"
30 Minutes later
"Tell me again why I had to pick you up from the department store?" Inuyasha asks.
"I only tried to buy Leanne a fax machine…
DAY 16"Where's Leanne today?" Asks Inuyasha.
"She's hanging out with her friends in the real word." Shippo replies.
"Well we need her she needs to come up with something wacky today." Inuyasha goes and finds Leanne in a hut with Meghan.
"So are you eating out today Meghan?" Leanne Asks.
"Yeah I'm so enjoying your period, but its a little runny today."
"Yeah and it looks like it has chunks too."
"You having fun with your banana today."
"Yeah but it gets suck in my throat a lot, but at least its hard today, I don't like the mushy ones. Would you like to eat some hard grapes."
"I like the soft ones."
"Aww man I bit too much banana and it broke. I hate it when that happens then it won't even stand up…"
Inuyasha has a confused look on his face and turns around saying. "Don't know, don't wanna know…"
"What's up with him? Its only chef Boyardee, green banana's and grapes." Asks Meghan.
"Don't ask me maybe he thought we were doing something else."
DAY 17
INUYASHA'S DIARY!
Dear Diary,
Today I tried out for the Rockets Christmas Spectacular and they told me I couldn't join. It's been my dream ever since I was a little demon trying on mommy's dresses, wearing makeup and making out with little boys. Oh why did I get my leg shot off in Vietnam? Now I can never accomplish my dream of being on that stage, in front of an audience, dancing to the lights and being something I'm not…handicapped. But they said that I would fall that one leg wasn't enough and my wooden up could fly off and hurt people. All I want to do is wear that spandex and just dance, showing off my sexy hairless chest and my nice bugle. Mommy said that when I get on the Rocket's show she'll buy me a new dress. Oh when will I get my dress and get my first dance, my first kiss my…
"Inuyasha what are your writing about?" Asks Miruko eyeing the Diary.
"THERE MY DREAMS MINE!" Inuyasha closes the Diary.
"ooookkk." Miruko walks away.
DAY 17"Look Leanne I know your loveable but everybody needs some time away from you to again back the brain cells that ran away screaming." Says Sango and everyone else is nodding.
"FINE THEN I"LL JUST GO AND HAVE WILD SEX WITH THAT GUY OVER THERE!" Points to a guy in a field with no shirt on.
"Should we inform her about that guy?" Asks Miruko.
"Naw let her find out…" Kagome says.
"Say there what's your name?" Leanne says dragging her finger on his chest.
"Jeremy yours?"
"Leanne so you want to have wild sex in this field?"
"No thank's"
"HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO ALL THIS!"
"Like this no."
"Well how about if I do this?" Leanne's pulls off her top. "Now do you want it…" Shakes his head no. Leanne strips down completely. "How about now?"
"What are you doing to my boyfriend?" Asks Lance Jeremy's boyfriend.
"Trying to get him to have wild sex with me."
"Well he's mine sweet thing so back off!" Lance gets ready.
"How about I get Meghan and we have a gay orgy?"
"Alright I like that idea…" Jeremy says and they all walk away.
"Watch Leanne find a way to get gay men into having an orgy… Lets go have a drink." Sango walks away.
"Yeah" Kagome walks away.
"Wait we're going to walk away from a four way gay orgy?" Miruko asks and Kagome and Sango stop.
"Yeah what the hell are we doing walking away!" Kagome says getting a seat.
"I'll get the video camera." Sango says.
"Woohoo!" Miruko and Inuyasha high five each other.
DAY 18Leanne stands there on your screen and yawns.
"GAHHHH I'M BORED!" She Yells.
She Jumps around saying "BORED, bored, bored, bored, BORED!"
She falls on the ground making a BONK sound and starts making noises with her tongue.
Gets a chair and sits down
…
"ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG BORED BORED BORED BORED!"
Throws off her shirt. "BORED BORED." Takes off the rest. "BORED BORED!"
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!" She runs toward a window.
Jumps out the window on the second story of a building still saying "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED"
THUD
Kagome and Sango were watching and have an anime sweat drop.
"Maybe we should have told her about the pen of Eelmonkeys that moved into are refrigerator?" Asks Kagome.
"I was going to, but this is a lot more interesting." Sango replies.
DAY 19Inuyasha, Kagome, Miruko, Sango, and Leanne are watching TV.
"Hi I'm a lamp." Says a Lamp.
On the TV you hear: "Nelly is having her period! That's why her head turned into that grizzly bear's.
Leanne thinks… "AHH! I"VE JUST HAD A STUNNING REVELATION!"
"What is it Leanne?" Asks Miruko.
"This show is TERRIBLE!"
On the TV: "Gee, Nelly you look like you just had sex in a car wash." Nelly: DO I?
"She's right it is!" Says Kagome.
"Do something Inuyasha!" Says Sango.
"Right! Let's see… what did my parents tell me to do in situations like this…"
Inuyuasha's Mother: "Remember Inuyasha… remember this well you shall need this knowledge if you ever find yourself watching a bad TV show…"
Inuyasha's Father: "Should such a thing happen, here's what you should do… change the channel! Always remember this."
"FRIENDS WE MUST SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL!" Inuyasha yells.
"RIGHT!" They all reply.
Kilala in cat language. (And so they swam the English channel.)
"Whoa we sure did swim the English channel!" Leanne Says.
"Yup we sure did." Sango says.
…
"Anyway did it work?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Lets Check." Kagome turns on the TV.
On the TV: WE ARE THE LEMON BANANA SQUAD! FEAR OUR NIPPLES!
"The Lemon Banana squad is on…" Kagome says.
"I guess it did work!" Miruko says.
"But… I don't like this show." Sango says.
SANGO DOESN"T LIKE THIS SHOW NOW WHAT! Thinks Leanne
Kilala (TO BE CONTINUED! … Or maybe it won't be)
DAY 20Inuyasha, Kagome, Miruko, Sango, and Leanne are watching TV.
"I the lamp, would like to assure you all that this isn't just a copy and paste of the last episode." Says a Lamp.
"Leanne Permission to speak freely?" Asks Kagome.
"You don't need to ask permission Kagome." Leanne Says.
"Oh right… It's just that we seem to be in a bit of a rut. I mean we've been sitting here watching TV for eight days now."
"Eight day's huh that doesn't make sense but my fan fiction my rules."
"Yes… And twelve nights."
"I see."
"So what do you purpose we do?"
"How about something weird and unexpected happen?" Asks Miruko.
"I guess we better think of something weird and unexpected then…" Leanne thinks.
"PEOPLE! PAC MAN CAME TO LIFE, TURNED EVIL AND IS EATING THE LIVING ROOM!" Yells Sango running away.
"Will you pipe down Sango?" Says Miruko.
"We're trying to think of something weird and unexpected." Leanne says.
DAY 21Shippo runs to Leanne crying.
"Aww what's wrong Shippo you Worthless unwanted child?"
"Inuyasha picking on me!"
"Well don't worry how a bout I sing you a song it seems to work in the movies!"
"Alright"
"Now….you should stand up to him
Bullies are people who hate themselves
Abused at age six or molested at twelve.
So they pick on others
Isn't it odd. (A bunch of woodland creatures run into her hut)
Because their real quarrel is with god.
Whose afraid of a bully?
"Meee" Shippo sings and a bunch of wood creatures are in the hut now.
Not me
For there are much better things to be afraid of
Like people of colour
Or gay homo love
So stand up to that bully
Stand tall and true.
Like Jesus stood up to those misguided Jews.
Now whose afraid of a bully?
"Not me… no not me!"
When you stand up to that bully
"He'll flee!"
Yes he'll flee like the insecure little lousy coward he be!
"Thanks Leanne I'll go stand up Inuyasha!" Shippo leaves…
The wood land creatures start to leave.
Leanne slams the doors and window's closed. "Where do you all think your going were only getting started…"
ONE HOUR LATER"Leanne Shippo said you gave him some…" Opens the door. "What's going on with all the animal blood and intestines?"
"Oh some demon came and I'm giving them CPR."
"With your crotch?"
"Yup."
"Alrighty then…" Inuyasha leaves and Leanne starts going up and down again…(wink Wink)
LATER THAT DAYLeanne skipping around the village singing her song.
"Hi Lady Kaede how are you today?"
"Not good I need someone to help me give birth to this young unwed teenage girl."
"Oh I'll help!"
"That would be a dear help…"
AT THE TEENS HOUSE
"Push Push!" Kaede yells.
"I AM BUT ITS NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" says the teen.
"Yeah it doesn't want to go back in!"
"YOUR WHAT!" Yells Kaede.
"I'm pushing it back in!"
Kazer Dragon: That was mostly made in the hallway! Remember it's only silly! And sick… and twisted and well I hope you learned something cause I still haven't got a plot! I'll see you after the celebrations!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING IF YOU LIVE IN CANADA LIKE ME!