"Trapped with you"
Lady Cell: Oh yeah, I finally updated! And, I just watched episode 135! Sasuke is so mean now ((Pouts))
DarkMagicianGirl: Don't mess with my man! ((Hisses))
Lady Cell: But, he did the same thing to Naruto that Itachi did to him! Naruto thought of Sasuke like a brother, and Neji and Chouji almost died because of him! And Sasuke left Naruto! That's mean!
GothicAngel: He's a bastard
DarkMagicianGirl: WAH! Don't be so mean to my Sasuke-kun ((Cries))
GothicAngel: Whoops! Gomen nasai, Dark-chan! I didn't mean it!
Neko-Chan: Yeah, she didn't mean it. Don't cry!
DarkMagicianGirl: ((Sniffs)) Ok...
Lady Cell: And now, on to the story!
Neko-Chan: ((Hums the X-files opening))
LadyCell: ((Cracks up)) Neko!
For the characters that I'm adding: I am adding: Hidden-Emotions-x's (Paired up with Kabuto); Kaeru Soyokaze's Hayashi (Paired up with Chouji); Yami Tenshi Neko – Chan's Miharu (Paired up with Haku)
Gomen nasai to: loveme731(Kiba is paired up); Legendary 70s Pornstar (My co-authors are too lazy to write chapters with fan girls fighting over Gaara...but it could have been fun though) and anyone else who I didn't mention!
I WON'T BE ACEPTING ANYONE ELSE IN THIS STORY (Unless you want Orochimaru, that is...which isn't likely. I mean, I like Orochimaru, but most people don't)
Kakashi noted the fact that the kids were gone. "No wonder it's so quiet." He muttered. He also noted the fact that Alana wasn't there, and that there was a funny smell coming from the kitchen. He mentally noted to eat cereals for dinner. He looked around the living room.
Jiraya and Tsunade were in a drinking contest, seeing who will drink more sake. It seemed that they were equal, because both sides had around 30 cups. Kurenai and Asuma were in another smart dispute about some stuff like their students, Orochimaru, sound Nins, ninjutsu's etc... (A/n: They are always talking smart stuff) while smooching now and there. Gai was watching a show called 'Hunter x Hunter', and obviously very fond of the main character, Gon. (A/n: Don't know why? Gon is the reinforcement type, which means he always uses his strength, he is stubborn as Lee, and he wears green all the time)
Kakashi sighed. "This month is gonna last longer than I thought..." he muttered and took out 'Icha, Icha paradise'
8th Chapter: "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it"
"Wow!" Shail commented as she looked around the basement.
"Umm, what are we doing here exactly?" Stephany asked as she looked around the basement. There was a small window thru which they came in. The basement was big; it had many boxes and stuff like that lying around.
Saeki took out some sleeping mats out of a box "In case you have forgotten, we are not supposed to be here." He shock the mats making a cloud of dust, and also making him sneeze. "So we will hide here, and when everyone's asleep, we'll go meet with the girls.
"What!" Shail made a Naruto™ face "But that means that we'll miss dinner!"
"Yes, so?" Saeki asked. All interaction stopped as a loud growling sound was heard. All eyes turned to the chocolate browned girl. She sweat dropped and laughed, rubbing the back of her head nervously.
"I...can't believe it!" Mei groaned
"So what, I'm hungry!" Shail pouted slightly
Saeki sighed slightly "Well...I have some instant Ramen in my backpack..." he said slowly, and pointed at his backpack.
"Can I have some?" Shail asked, putting on her best puppy dog face.
"...Well..." Saeki sweat dropped
"Yeah, me too." Joan grinned
"Throw some in for me!" Natsumi chirped in.
Saeki sweat dropped, and nodded hesitantly. The three girls cheered and jumped for the back pack that was in a corner next to Saeki.
"Some things never change..." Stephany said, and she and Mei sighed. "I'm hungry too."
"Save some for me!" Mei said and the two of them jogged to where the war for ramen was commencing.
Saeki was crying chibi tears "My...ramen..."
"Ano...Alana?" Kakashi sweat dropped when he peeked in to the kitchen. He saw pans everywhere, the counters were dirty, and there were spilled continents of everything everywhere. The entire kitchen was smoky, and he could barely make out Alana thru all that smoke.
"Kakashi!" Alana squeaked, and her cat ears twitched with happiness "I'm glad you're here! You can try out my newest recipe first." Kakashi turned slightly blue in the face at the thought of eating another one of Alana's cooking experiments. Alana bounced over to him and showed him a bowl with some green-blue-brown-radioactive-looking-goey-stuff-with-fishheads-and-stuff-like-that. "Now say 'Ah'" she grinned as she showed him a spoon-full of that smelly stuff.
"Umm..." Kakashi muttered "I...need to cheek up on the kids!" he said and disappeared in a puff of smoke
"Kakashi, that was mean!" Alana pouted
Kira walked thru the halls, trying to find Laura and apologize to her. "Why do I have to apologize first?" her mind wondered. "Because it's partially my fault!" she replied to herself "But, it's Laura's fault, not mine!" the other part of her continued "I don't care. I don't want to fight with my sister." She sighed "Then she should apologize to you!" Kira frowned slightly and drowned that annoying voice out of her head.
"Alright, alright. Kira-kun, where are you?" Laura wondered out loud as she searched for her sister. She stopped "Where...could she be?" she wondered "She's most probably with that Shukaku brat!" she hissed mentally, but shock her head "This is no time to think about that kind of stuff! I need to apologize!"
"N...nee-san?" Laura snapped out of her trance and saw Kira in front of her.
"K...Kira-nee-chan..." the two of them were looking at each other for a few minutes, before they both bowed down and said "Gomen nasai" at the same time. They looked at each other again.
"Laura-nee-san, gom..." Kira started, but Laura put her hands on Kira's shoulders
"No, no, no! It's my fault! I should be apologizing!" Laura ordered. "Gomen nasai! I'm sorry for acting like a jerk, and I'm sorry for insulting your boyfriend..."
"Gaara isn't my boyfriend..." Kira blushed
"Whateva! I'm sorry for making you feel like trash! You're not trash, you're a great, wonderful person and I'm sorry for doing anything that might have hurt you!" Laura said.
"Laura-nee-san..." Kira smiled sadly, her eyes watering.
"Hmm?" Laura looked at her "Why are you crying now? Did I do something wrong again!" Laura panicked
Kira wiped her tears "Iye. It's just that I'm happy. I am so sorry for slapping you."
"I deserved it." Laura said, and the two of them laughed.
"Hey, you can come out now!" Kira laughed as she knocked on a door, and everyone fell out.
"H...how did you know we were here?" Ino sweat dropped
"You didn't even bother concealing your chakra. It's pathetic." Laura smirked
"And I thought you were ninja's." Kira smirk rivaled her sisters.
"Woah! Scary!" Kiba grinned nervously at the smirking girls.
"Well, I'm glad you girls got that sorted out!" Ino grinned and got up from the pile, putting an arm around each of the girls.
"Now what do you say we go eat something? I'm starving!" Naruto piped.
"Naruto, this is an emotional moment!" Sakura scolded him
"But I'm hungry..." Naruto pouted.
"AH!" Laura screamed out
"What is it Laura-san?" Lee asked her
"Who is making dinner?" Laura said, slightly panicky. As if on cue, Kakashi appeared in a puff of smoke.
"Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke blinked
"I just came to warn you that Alana is making dinner." Kakashi said
"WHAT?" Kira and Laura yelled out in fear.
Laura fell to her knees "We...We're doomed..."
"Oh come on, her cooking can't be that bad!" Sasuke tried to cheer up his fiancé
Everyone was in the dining room.
"Wh...What is this...thing?" Jiraya muttered as he looked at his bowl with the green-blue-brown-radioactive-looking-goey-stuff-with-fishheads-and-stuff-like-that-goey-thing.
"It can't be that bad, huh?" Laura growled at Sasuke.
"Everyone makes mistakes..." Sasuke said, looking slightly disgusted.
"W...what is this?" Gaara poked the green-blue-brown-radioactive-looking-goey-stuff-with-fishheads-and-stuff-like-that-goey-thing with his fork.
"A...Ano...Alana-sensei...what is this?" Kira asked, sweat dropping.
"This is my special recipe!" Alana grinned cattishly "Go ahead, eat up!"
Everyone was silent as they looked at their bowl of green-blue-brown-radioactive-looking-goey-stuff-with-fishheads-and-stuff-like-that-goey-thing.
"It looks toxic..." Neji muttered
"Oh, that's nonsense!" Alana said "Look, I'll show you that it's perfectly good!" she then took a spoonful of the green-blue-brown-radioactive-looking-goey-stuff-with-fishheads-and-stuff-like-that-goey-thing and brought it close to her mouth, everyone's eyes on the spoon.
THUMP
"Ah, she fainted!" Sakura panicked
"Don't worry, happens all the time." Kira smiled sheepishly and took her and Gaara's bowl of the green-blue-brown-radioactive-looking-goey-stuff-with-fishheads-and-stuff-like-that-goey-thing "I'm going to throw this stuff away now, so that no one else gets poisoned" with that, she went to the bathroom, Gaara following her.
"I suggest you do the same with your bowls people." Laura sighed "When she wakes up, just tell her it was good."
Tsunade looked at her bowl of the (here we go again...) green-blue-brown-radioactive-looking-goey-stuff-with-fishheads-and-stuff-like-that-goey-thing and smirked. "Jiraya!" she chirped
"Hai, Tsunade-cha..." he turned around, and Tsunade shoved a spoonful of (Damn, that's one looong name) the green-blue-brown-radioactive-looking-goey-stuff-with-fishheads-and-stuff-like-that-goey-thing in his mouth. He grabbed his throat, turning blue in the face and then fainted.
"This is a very powerful poison. I'll save some to study it." With that, Tsunade walked away with her bowl of the ((Takes deep breath)) green-blue-brown-radioactive-looking-goey-stuff-with-fishheads-and-stuff-like-that-goey-thing
"You think we should leave them there?" Hinata asked
"Meh." Naruto said "They needed the sleep anyway." With that, everyone walked out of the dining room
"You people...are heartless..." Saeki cried chibi tears as he looked at the pile of empty ramen bowls.
"Whew!" Natsumi sighed "That ramen was soooooo good!" Saeki turned even more depressed at this.
"Yeah! It had suuuuuch a rich taste!" Mei licked her lips, and Saeki went even more depressed
"So...tasty..." Stephany chirped, making Saeki (in case you didn't figure it out, he didn't eat anything) more depressed
"It was yummy, right Joan?" Shail asked her friend
"Yes, it was heavenly!" Joan grinned, and Saeki melted down into a puddle on the ground
"You're all so mean to me..." he muttered
Then, in the room an unknown light appeared. Four teens appeared, their bodies illuminated by the light, and everyone's eyes turned to them.
"We're sorry...we're late..." one spoke.
"Who are you?" Shail blinked
The first girl jumped out of the light. She had dirty blonde hair, a bit past shoulders and put in a high ponytail and hazel eyes. She was dressed in white capris, a dark blue three-quarter sleeve shirt, ninja sandals and the Konoha forehead protector was on her forehead. "I am Hayashi Soroe"
The second girl jumped out. She had redish purple, medium length hair and greenish-blueish-greyish eyes. She was dressed in an off the shoulder purple shirt (kinda like Temari's) and shorts with fishnets. "I am Devin."
The third girl, holding on to the only boy jumped out with the boy out of the light. She had black hair with natural dark blue streaks and dyed red streaks in a pony tail, reaching her waist. She was dressed in black Capris, long sleeved top with a black T-shirt over top. "I am Miharu Hatake!"
The boy smiled softly "I am Haku."
"Where were you!" Natsumi pouted
"Yeah, you were late!" Mei said
"Umm...I was with Haku in the woods...and I forgot about time..." Miharu said, turning her head in some kind of a protest and embarrassment kind of way.
"And we were waiting for her." Hayashi said
"Why did you bring Haku anyway?" Devin asked
"If I'm a bother, I'll leave..." Haku started
"Don't leave! She's jealous because she doesn't have a boyfriend." Miharu smirked, and Devin stuck her tongue out.
"Saeki, we brought ramen!" Hayashi smiled and opened a backpack that had tons of instant ramen
Saeki's eyes glittered, and a glittery, pink background appeared behind him (Little angels and everything) "It must be a miracle..." he chirped as he hugged the backpack, his eyes watering.
"Here." Joel gave him a pair of chopsticks, and he took them. He took only one slurp at a ramen cup, and his cheeks flushed.
"I'm in heaven..." he chirped happily.
"He's still obsessed with ramen, huh?" Devin smirked
"Yup. Always was, and always will be..." Mei sighed
"Moah..." Alana groaned "What happened?"
"Wow, that green-blue-brown-radioactive-looking-goey-stuff-with-fishheads-and-stuff-like-that-goey-thing you made was so tasty that you fainted!" Kurenai said, even though everyone eaten ramen that Kira made.
"Really?"
"Yes, and we ate it all!" Kurenai smiled
"Great! Then I'll cook for you again tomorrow!" Alana grinned
"Uhh..." Kurenai tried to get out of this nasty situation "Well, your cooking was so tasty, that everyone decided not to get addicted to it during this month so you shouldn't cook anymore!"
"Aww...that's too bad." Alana pouted
"Saved..." Kurenai sighed.
Ok, not much fluff, but it was an interesting chappie, ne?
Now, for the reviewers spot!
Dragon Man 180-Heh, I doubt that magic shields will save you from our (And the reviewers) insanity! FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE ((Laughs maniacally))
Nejithecagedbird-Yay, you love me! Arigato! You're so cool, and you're stories are cool too! I hope you like this chapter!
Magicians of the Yami-I also play Duel monsters! It's a cool game! I put you in the story because you're a loyal reviewer, and you don't need to be paired up! You're just plain cool! Hope you like this chappie!
Shodaime Ramenkage-Heh, heh, heh...It's my job to scare you! Actually, that's Nejithecagedbird's job (Her stories are scary...but great!). So, how many stories are you in again? Three, right? Mine, Nejithecagedbird's and yours? Guess you're po-pu-lar!
NatsugawA-Thanks for the info Na-chan! I know, the three stooges messed up my story completely, so I had to put that kind of stuff, sorry. Well anyway, glad you liked the chappie. And maybe...I am ((Laughs evilly)) ((Cough)) Why do you think I put Kira to be a psychic too? She represents me!
KaibasShadowGirl-HIIII! Shail-nee-chan, I'm glad you like how I made you look! Also, thanks for the info, I can use it! I hope you will like this chappie! ((Waves))
Candy44-You're happy you appeared, huh? I'm glad! When my reviewers are happy, I'm happy! Thanks for letting me know more about your personality! It helps me out a lot!
Yuki Mitsuten-WAH! G...Gomen nasai! Gomen, gomen, GOMEN! ((Unlocks the door and lets her out)) BTW, where did you get that plushie? I want one! ((Pouts))
Princessmoi-Glad you like it. Hope you enjoy this chappie!
Theatreofwar-Your story is cool, so of course I had to review! Aww, don't cry ((Gives tissue)) I know how it feels too. I am Kira.
DarkAnimeFan-Hey, it's ok! I'm glad you like the story! Yeah, I know that the LauraKira thing was kinda harsh, but let's face it: the world is harsh.
gaara-no-suna-Thanks! Glad you like me story. BTW, did I review your stories? I don't remember...