Kazer Dragon: Another day at school, and more weird funny things. I got a new video game so that's why I didn't post yesterday. I try and put a new one up every other day unless a story is being mean and doesn't want to be written. So enjoy this new adventure for your favourite anime characters in a fan fiction!
THE SERIES DAY 23Sango is just standing in a room in a house. Kagome walks over there.
Skitter, skitter, skitter.
Kagome lights a match.
Tosses it on Sango.
FOOM! Sango catches on fire.
Kagome runs to where Leanne is sitting. "AHHH! HELP! HELP Leanne HELP! Sango got caught on fire somehow!" Smoke starts pouring through the room.
"Then I'd better call the fire department…" Leanne walks to a window, opens it and yells, "OHHH… FIRE DEPARTMENT!"
REARRRRRRR SCREEEEE :Click: AAAAAAA CRUNCH A fire man barges through the front door with an axe.
AAAAAAAAAA CHONK! Runs through a wall. Runs outside to a tree AAAAAAAA Chop, chop, chop, chop SMASH the tree falls on him.
"Well that plan failed…" Leanne says.
"Umm… Sango? Your clothes are on fire… You'll have to take it off!" Giggles Kagome.
"No can do Kagome, I'm wearing something EMBARRASING underneath this today…" Sango blushes.
"Something… embarrassing?" Kagome and Leanne think.
"LOOK SANGO THE NEW YORK PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA!" Leanne Yells.
"Where?"
Grab "HAHA!" Kagome throws it away.
"Awww… what'd you that for? I distinctly said I was wearing something embarrassing underneath!" Sango is wearing a Hawaiian outfit.
"I'm embarrassed." Sango says.
"I'm disappointed." Says Leanne.
"I'm on fire!" Kagome says calmly.
10 Minutes later"Hey where's Sango? I need to borrow her 'Blind Chipmunk' CD." Asks Miruko.
"Sango's down in the mouth about her friends discovering she has a fetish for wearing Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda shorts. So she's locked herself in her room playing the banjo."
"I'm wastin' away again in Margaritaville, singin' in the porridge with out pants…. And stuff!" Sings Sango.
"Ok then. Where's Kagome? I think she has a copy too." Miruko asks.
"Kagome's at the doctor, checking up on a condition that's recently developed…"
"Kagome… I don't know how to tell you this, but… you seem to be on fire…" Says doctor Lacey.
"But I knew that already!" Complains Kagome.
"Umm… where's Leanne?" Miruko asks.
"Leanne is in Canada helping their troops battle an invasion of giant mutant squirrels."
Shows Leanne with two huge guns in an army outfit shooting at giant mutant squirrels with the Canadian army and peacemakers shooting too. "HA HA HA HAAAA DIE, SQUIRRELS DIEEEE! TRY TO TAKE OVER MY HOME TRUF WILL YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL THEN I WILL KILL YOU SOME MORE! AND YOU WILL DIE FROM MY KILLING! KYAUAHAHAHAAH!"
"…" Miruko thinks. "Wait a minute! Who am I talking to."
"Oh I'm Nicole I showed up for no reason."
The door THWAMS open.
"MIRUKO! You wouldn't believe how close our plant came to being completely taken over by squirrels!" Leanne scared like.
"Ya don't say…" Says Miruko picking up a cup of tea out of thin air.
"RIGHT! Now that I've helped save the world, it's time to get LAID! Where's Kagome!"
"Did I hear my voice?" Asks Kagome coming out of a squirrel tube.
"KAGOME WAZUUUP?" Leanne asks.
Leanne looks at Kagome. "Hey, girl… your still on fire. Weren't you going to see doctor Lacey about that?"
"Well, I did but… she told me to apply water on my skin…" Kagome hair is burning. "So I yelled at her, called her a Quack and ran out of the hospital screaming."
"You did the right thing Kagome… now let's get naked!"
"Does Miruko want to join in?" Kagome asks.
"I like hot girls but not ones on fire I'm OUTTA HERE!" Miruko slams the door.
Sango leaves her room. "All right, girls… I'm out… but I'm going RIGHT back in if you haven't learn to deal with my wearing loud clothes."
Everyone blinks.
"Sokay!" Kagome answers.
"I don't see why we should have a problem with…" Leanne starts.
"FINE THEN! If that's the way you're going to be, I'll just stay in my room forever!" Sango storms off.
SLAM
Blink blink.
"Heh heh heh… water…" Leanne has a weird look on her face.
"Yeah… hee hee."
TWO HOURS LATER"Hey Kagome?" Leanne asks sitting next to the squirrel tube on fire.
"Yeah?"
"Do you remember that time… when we had sex in the squirrel tube?"
"Hehehe yeah."
"That was great…"
Sango walks up to them. "Uhhh… girls… I'm sorry I overreacted."
"Hey…we understand." Says Leanne.
"Don't worry about it…" Says Kaogme. "Though… to be honest, Sango… your normal clothes look a lot cooler on you…"
"NO KAGOM!" Yells Leanne.
"See? This is what the problem is! No one respects the value of a good Hawaiian outfit. Loud clothes are looked down upon. And why? I'll tell you why! It's because of the capitalist dogma corrupting the society of conformist free-thinkers, that's why! There's no right and no wrong! Yet there is! The moral fibre is crippling due to the deficit and microeconomics! The Liberals are in control of the conservations, whose fascist tactics undermine the Dogma of this paradigm! Russia, Germany, and Romania… they can all the democracy they want! The wind is in the buffalo! No one cares! No one worries! No one flushes the toilet! It's everyone's fault, yet no ones, yet someone's! And what's more, everything that's all! It's a bih hubjub hubbub ho hum conundrum spum skum blum frumbydumby it bit diddly doot flub flab jab jacket blat ranbnabittdit dagum doodly dab diddly! Nothing works! It's a dang shame, and something must be done, but it won't be! It's stupid, it's depressing and that being said…" Sango takes a deep breath. "My clothes did look cooler didn't it?" Starts to take off her clothes…
"OOHHHHH!" Leanne and Kagome go bug eyed.
Sango throws off her clothes and underneath there were more of the clothes she normally wears.
"That's better!" Sango happily says.
"Awww I was hoping to see her naked!" Kagome whines.
"Anyway now that that's all cleaned up, how about we make up with a big group hug?" Leanne Asks.
They hug and FOOM They all combust into fire.
"Now, how about we run around screaming in pain?" Leanne asks.
"Sounds good to me…" Sango answers.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS….
"I hope you learned a lesson from this girls. Never set your friends on fire."
"Yes Doctor Lacey…" They all reply.
"Promise not to do it again?"
"YES DOCTOR LACEY!" They all reply.
"Good." Turns around.
Turns back around.
Leanne and Sango are on fire again.
"Kagome…" Asks Doctor Lacey.
"I HATE YOU!" Yells Kagome.
Kazer Dragon: This one was kinda fun, the rant was just weird idea's. If you haven't watched INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR yet go read the two chapters. To sugarsweet pie the Leanne character is me, the writer. My name is Leanne. If you want to be in the fanfiction you only have to ask I'll try and fit you in!