And Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-re's another chapter…. I don't own Soul Calibur… I can deal with it… -meanwhile weeping- go along… on with the show…
The Reunion
It was more or less the same old story. Only now there were fewer places to sit and more threats of death towards some of the official cast members of Soul Calibur. The French Fry Mafia was now sending messages of death, but in the case something bad was going to happen, they could let Nightmare/Siegfried handle it. He seemed to have the set of 'Cojones' needed to deal with such a menace. Everyone in their respective sides was trying to find out what exactly they were going to do with the amount of people that just arrived.
"This is going to be hard…" Talim said as she showed Yunsung the final cut of the Wild thing Video. Yunsung was as red as his hair for laughing so hard.
"Wild Thing… -Face of Raphael in a bliss- You make my heart sing…- Scene of Raph with the fish hook and the employee fainting…- You make everything good Babe… -Raphael with Piranha smile.- Wild Thing…" Yunsung had the vid as a sing along.
"Can we have a briefing of what's going on here?" Heihachi asked as he sat right beside Cassandra. Cervantes, leaning on a corner, caressed his sexy dead pirate mustache and wondered, how exactly did the anatomy of Heihachi's hair worked. So far, he thought Mitsurugi was gravity defying… but this one seemed to come straight out from a Dragon Ball Z manga gone wrong. Maybe he could ask him if he used one of those hair cement things.
"We are in a bizarre game show competing for our deepest darkest secrets…. We won a contest and you ended up being the prize…" Ivy said giving the final touches to her Heinz AK-47… just in the case the French Fries came back. She didn't believe in Yunsung's strange Conspiracy theory of French Fry world domination but in the case she was wrong and he was right…. She had to be ready, no matter how insane it seemed.
"Deepest Darkest Secrets?" Yelled Sophitia…
"HYAAAA…" Yelled Link… everyone looked at Cassandra.
"Drop the glances… I don't speak Hyrulean either…" Said the blonde Greek leaning back.
"What do you speak then….? You don't speak Ghost, you don't speak Hyrulean, you don't speak German… what do you speak…?" Yun asked as he left the side of Talim to go back to his chair.
"Excuse me Yun, I am not fluent in moron, can you please speak slower…" Cassandra said as a mild smile escaped the sexy lips of Sieggy the Mighty.
"The one fluent in moron here is Kilik…." Whispered Taki making Spawn laugh. Sophitia seemed tormented and walked straight to Siegfried.
"Sieg… you promised not to tell…" She said making a pouch and with her huge Greek eyes all sad. Siegfried/Nightmare to this point was half in the RV half sharpening his fangs in front of the window while looking at the French Fries in the cars. In his Sieggy colored world the Fries begged for mercy in his hands… 'Please, monsieur… Don't eat Us…-and then he ate them…- VIVE LA RESSISTANCE… AAAAHH' and the fries periled under his mortal munching skills. That was before he was accused by Sophitia.. He looked at her with his sexy brow raised, after all, a sexy German Demon with all seeing eyes as companions for life and plans of world dominations held back for lack of a paintbrush mustache should not be disturbed when scheming about lunch… it is dangerous.
"Ah… huh?" He asked as he looked at her and pass her to Maxi that was lounging in the sofa while Assassin begged for him to take his feet off so he could sit down. Maxi assumed his Diva sailor stance and ignored him with a high chin and eyes closed.
"How…. How could you tell them about Squeaky….?" She said taking him by the shirt and driving him to his knees to harass him with her eyes. Though driving Siegfried to his knees doesn't take that much distance.
"Kyaaa…. Squeaky…. Sophitia…. I don't understand…" He said as he took his German eyes away from her face because she was almost poking him with an eyelash.
"Squeaky Me lad… you spilled the beans on Squeaky remember…" Cervantes said with a purple smile while Astaroth looked at him and then at Nightmare that was as scared as shit of loosing his eyes in the menacing eyelashes of Sophithia. Then Cervantes went and sat right beside Heihashi to take a closer look at that rare follicular specimen.
"Squeaky?" Asked Maxi caressing his sexy hair and blowing a kiss to himself while Assassin quit on his effort of sitting down and leaned in the hallway of the RV.
"Yeah, He spoke about Squeaky…- Continued Yunsung throwing an arm over Talim's shoulder and smiling like a moron.- and the thing, and that other thing and we laughed… Ahhh…. Good times, Good times…" Talim's brow almost reached the back of her neck.
"Squeaky?" Asked Heihashi as he looked at Cervantes that was filling an internet order for something that seemed to be one of those Chemistry sets parents give kids so they don't bug for a while. And just when things were turning awkward, that with Sieggy signing a Life insurance for his eyes while held on Sophitia's mortal grasp in puffed a random girl with pigtails.
"Yes… Squeaky DAMN IT… S.Q.E.A.K.Y…." And the girl puffed away. Everyone just blinked… it was just too weird, even Sieggy whom was turning blue for the lack of oxygen.
"Who was that?" Asked Talim.
"Um…. Wanda?" Asked Spawn as Ivy just shook her head.
"I am pretty sure that wasn't Wanda…. It looked more like Wendy's…" Said Raphael remembering the Logo of the Fast Food company and then resuming his watching of Sophitia strangling Siegfried as he encouraged Talim to film it. And so the young Talim filmed.
"HOW COULD YOU…." She said a she shook him like a fuzzy Maraca.
"That's it Sieggy-sama… work that fear… The camera loves you babe…- Said Talim taking a shot of the thing. – More gasps for air… I love that look of desperation in your eyes… wait… this angle doesn't work, I can see myself in your eyes…." She said as she fixed her hair and then took another position. Daytime Emmy…. There goes Talim. Taki simply smiled and nodded, just like Kilik, Mitsurugi and Yoshi and they looked like a clan of Bubble-heads.
"Siegfried…" Cassandra called just to check he was still alive.
"Let go of… me or I…. will be forced to…. Hurt you….. ack… I can't… I can't breathe…." Siegfried/Nightmare desperately called for aid. But none moved to help him.
"Ziggy… Squeaky… remember, we were talking about it last night… it was actually kind of cute…" Ivy said as she used Voldo as a whooshing target for her Machine gun. Cassandra just sighed and Link Sighed louder than her. He couldn't cooperate with the thing because he could recite by memory TS Eliot's The Waste Land and they only understood HYAAAA….
"Siegfried Amadeus Schtauffen…." Sophitia was officially pissed off…. For the record, the strangling and eyelash stabbing was just a warm up.
"Sister…" Cassandra called.
"A… Amadeus…?" Asked Maxi sitting down abruptly to look at Sieg and Assassin flew at light speed to the couch and now he was sitting in it beside Maxi.
"Amadeus?" Assassin repeated. Everyone went in a WTF moment.
"Rock Me Amadeus…." Sang Talim with a very oldies song on her tune while she filmed the mess.
"Sophitia…" Kilik called…
"Shut up Kilik…. How could you talk about Squeaky, Siegfried…" Sophitia was turning tomato red.
"Ah…. Air….I… haven't had… children yet… my… axis in… progress…. Is not… complete…. L… let go of me…. " Siegfried was turning blue and looked like a weak squid.
"Sophitia…." Kilik called once again.
"Not Now Kilik… How could you tell them I dated Markus Squeaky Walters to get a good grade in science….?" Sophithia uttered as Siegfried's eyes grew as wide as Talim's. In that moment, time stopped, birds crashed, a picture of a geek popped, with buck teeth greasy hair, bottle bottom glasses and a huge arrow that read Squeaky pointing at it with blinking lights around it…. A hysterical woman popped, screamed and the picture and the woman broke into pieces. Siegfried then escaped Sophitia's grasp and took big gasps of air… Then…
"You…. Did…. WHAT? - Siegfried said and then simply broke into the biggest laugh attack he could have ever gotten; he was turning redder by the minute, rolling on his torso in the floor grabbing his ribcage. It was the first time anyone saw in Siegfried his 32 pearly whites. – Ah… Mein Herrgott…. How could you….? I am going to bust a gut…"He said as he kept rolling in the floor of the RV like a ball. Sophitia was plainly shocked as Kilik stood beside her.
"I was the one that knew about Squeaky…." Kilik said with a heavy sigh.
"You were…?"
"Yup…" He said sitting down and joining the bubble head club.
"Ah, Crap…" Sophitia said hitting her forehead with her hand. Then she went and sat beside Lizardman that was looking at Charade with a happy hungry smile and eyes of 'Buffet.' Then Charade jumped into Cassandra's arms and looked for aid from the hungry reptile.
"Ah… Ficken… you made me cry… I have never laughed so hard.- Said Sieggy the Mighty wiping the tears from his eyes.- By the way…. I don't have a second name. That was the other Siegfried… Siegfried Amadeus Schmitz… Another Geek, a mathlete… Did you date him too….?" Sophitia blushed out of rage.
"Siegfried Schtauffen…." She just said and he looked at Cassandra. Sophitia was crunching her knuckles.
"Sieg…. RUN LIKE THE WIND…" Said Cassandra as she felt the RV Stop.
"Why?" He asked standing closer to the door… it was safer to ask close to the door.
"BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU…." Sophitia screamed as Ivy held her with Valentine.
"You have the advantage of five seconds Sieg… " She said with her leg folder.
"Um…. THE WORLD WILL BE MINE….' And he ran out and Ivy let go of the fierce beast, I mean the delicate Sophitia. Talim Jumped on Siegfried's shoulder with her camera to film the chase and the other souls followed giving the soundtrack to the chase.
"PLAY THE KILLER SONG…." And they whistled Kill Bill's nurse's song.
"What did I do to her?" Asked Siegfried to the camera as Talim bounced on his back.
"You made her look like an idiot in the vid…"
"That was herself…." He said as he jumped a few rocks and heard Sophitia's screams and the stupid whistle.
"That's show biz Siegfried-sama…" Talim said making a close up to his gorgeous blue-green eyes.
"By the way…. How come you are on my back?" He asked her while he crossed a small creek.
"I don't know… I jumped and fell here… It's a good spot to film but how it happened… A mystery… RUN GERMAN BOY RUN" And the chase continued with Sieggy running like a maniac and Talim 'Wee-ing' of happiness. (I know wee-ing is not a word but I can't find other way to describe 'Wee' of happiness. So bear with me on that one.)
In the RV the Connection of Shady went on…
"Well, Hello… I have a new…. Mission? Where's everyone…?" Asked Shady looking at the empty RV somehow… don't ask me, I don't know.
"They are running through the forest, ask Talim for footage…" Answered Seung Mina while leaning on the couch with a frown.
"And why are you here?"
"Because I haven't talked in all this time and I had to say something and when I was going to speak everyone ran off and nobody heard what I had to say…" She said as she kept frowning.
"It was probably nothing of importance then…." Said Shady and as Seung Mina was going to defend herself the connection was lost and she stood with the words hanging from her mouth.
"AH… DAMN IT…."Said Mina kicking the table and it hit the counter and a bottle of Heinz fell on her head and covered her in ketchup.
"… I hate Karma…" She said making a pouch and folding her arms underneath the ketchup.
EOT-
Well, there you have Chappie Nimeru Cuatro… which means Chappie number four. And now, for our nice reviewers…. A word from us Kids… LOL, I love irony.
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Thanks to all those who reviewed and those who like to read… I apologize for the delay but I was undergoing finals at college and Shakespeare is a really demanding dude. I know, must people read Shakespeare when they are in Grade school, but I was taking specialized courses in English Literature…. But it's OK, I am the Goth Bird of Happiness… PLEASE REVIEW… and thanks again for reading…