Kazer Dragon: I think ONE fan fiction at a time is a good idea from now on and update it two times a week. Good thing Inuyasha meets Survivor is almost done go read it then!
THE SERIES DAY 28 PART 4"Well girls…looks like you have two choices…" Says the combat android. "Give this storage place up to me now, or get your butts kicked, and then give the place up to me. What'll it be?"
Leanne walks back to the girls. "C'mon girls let's go."
"Huh?" Kagome asks confused.
"Leanne. What are you saying?" Sango asks.
"Look you heard her. What can we do? We're really no match for her…" Leanne sighs. "But know this robot…we won't give up ever. Is that understood? We're not gonna lose to you…if you steal a thousand android parts from us, we'll capture a thousand more, and we'll keep doing it for as long as it takes!" Leanne looks at the robot.
"OH HOW SERIOUS!" The combat android laughs. "Gonna keep your fight against a force you can't possibly win against, huh? How valiant! How sad! I'd feel bad for you girls…if I wasn't a robot with simulated emotions haha!" The Combat android walks into the squirrel car factory. "Well let's what we have in here…" Comes across a pile of parts with a robot head on top with BRAIN CHIP IMPORTANT DO NOT LOSE! Tied on to it. "They sure are making it easy for us…" Pulls the head off. CLICK The head is connected to a Release switch.
TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA BI!
Two huge eyes glare at the android.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR……….
A huge squirrel car is staring down at her…
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" The Android screams.
Click. Leanne closes the door to the factory. "I'd feel bad for her…if she wasn't a robot with simulated emotions."
The girls laugh.
In the bad guys secret area.
The dark figures were really… that's pudgy, beehive haired and butterfly glasses women (A.K.A: PBHBGW), Angry lesbian, and Critic Women.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Angry Lesbian screams at her computer.
"What is it Angry Lesbian?" Asks PBHBGW.
On the screen: UNIT lba-c619 NO SIGNAL!
"It…it's gone! The combat androids signal has gone completely out!" Says Angry Lesbian.
"It must be a computer glitch!" PBHBGW says.
Angry Lesbian picks up the computer shaking it and foaming at the mouth. "ARRRGGGG NO! IT'S NOT! THEY DID IT! SOMEHOW THEY DESTROYED IT! ARRRGGGGG!"
"HOW COULD THEY?" PBHBGW asks.
"That does it! I'm getting back to work on the UBER ANDROID and I won't stop until it's DONE!" Angry Lesbian leaves.
"YES! GO!" PBHBGW yells after her. The combat android is gone…I'm almost starting to feel worried! But then, We're still way ahead…there are still a lot of androids out there…and when the uber-android is done he he… Starts Laughing.
Leanne stops dead in her tracks.
"You okay Leanne?" Asks Sango.
"Y-yeah….just felt kinda freaked for a sec there…but actually I've been thinkin' about what the robot said…OHHH HOW SERIOUS just a snide remark but it kinda got to me. You don't suppose it's true do you girls? That we've gotten really serious lately? We just don't seem to be ourselves lately…we're getting caught up in the battle and don't seem to be having as much fun as we should. We may have won a big victory but I think we're losing our sense of humour in the process…Maybe that's just what the person behind the androids wants…and now I seem to be thinking too much. But you know what I mean! This…isn't me! Hunting robots down like some merciless mercenary! I'M LEANNE I LIVE FOR FUN AND LOVE AND…PLACING GIANT BADGER TROUTS ON TOP OF TALL DEMON SLAYERS!" Leanne pulls out a huge badger trout.
"WHAT!" Sango covers her head.
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"But then," Leanne throws the trout down. "I guess this isn't really the time for that." Leanne points and hits a wall. "For you see we are nearly back at the house." Looks at her finger on the house. "SEE?" Leanne goes inside.
"You think Miroku's still here?" Sango asks.
"I dunno let's ask that giant penguin!" Leanne says.
WOK WOK! There's a huge penguin in the living room.
Leanne pokes it. "Excuse me Mr. Penguin could you tell me if…" The Penguins turns around Its Miroku in a penguin costume. "Uhhh…Miroku…so….we were wondering if its ok to ask you…"
"SAMBA!" Miroku hits Leanne in the head with a giant Maraca.
SHAKA SHAKA SHAKA and he runs away.
"…" All the girls are wide eyed as they walk into another room.
"MMMM-mh!" Miroku stretches.
Leanne and Sango look at each other.
"HI MIROKU!" Kagome greets.
"I uh, see you're not wearing you armour today…" Leanne says confused.
"Well, you see Leanne. From now on, I'm only wearing it when FIGHTING CRIME!" Miroku yells.
"Oh…I didn't know you fought crime." Leanne says.
"And by CRIME I mean KITTENS!" Miroku yells again.
"Mew." Says a little kitten by Miroku.
"YOU"RE DARN LUCKY I'M NOT WEARING MY ARMOUR!" Miroku points at the kitten.
"Umm…anyway Miroku we were wondering if you knew anyone with…." Leanne starts.
"I HAVE NOT THE TIME TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS!" Miroku says like a robot. "Please direct all further questions to my stand-in." Miroku puts a cardboard cut out of him only in underwear.
"So Miroku do you know anyone who knows how to program?" Kagome asks the cut out.
"Kagome…." Leanne sighs while Miroku walks away. Leanne grabs Kagome. "Come on…let's go follow him."
Sango runs behind. "Can I keep that?"
Looks like this isn't gonna be easy… Leanne thinks.
"All right Kagome give me the android head." Sango says. "I'll be in my room for a while."
"But didn't you say you're not a programmer?" Kagome asks handing over the head.
"I'm not but…but I can run a diagnostic on the chip that's inside this thing…This seemed to be a dominant android, so I may find something useful, even if I search randomly…. While I do this you two go after Miroku." Sango goes inside her room.
"Leanne?" Kagome pokes her.
"S-sorry I as busy thinking of something for some reason…" Leanne says.
"You've been thinking of things?" Miroku runs up and asks.
"Yeah…" Leanne says oddly.
"I like thinking of things too!" Miroku Announces.
"YEAH!" Leanne says cheerfully.
"Thinking of things is GREAT! Let's think of some more things right NOW!" Miroku says.
"YEAH!" Leanne cheers.
"HYUUUUUUUUUUU." They are all thinking.
"DAAAAGH WHAT AM I DOING!" Leanne jumps up. "MIROKU I REALLY HAVE TO KNOW IF YOU…" Leanne points at where Miroku was but now there's a cardboard cut-out.
"SAY!" Kagome says. "Leanne it may be just me but…I think Miroku is acting really strange."
Leanne looks at Kagome blankly.
"Okay where did he go now? WHERE WHERE WHERE!" Leanne stomps around the house.
"Chair, pear, hair!" Kagome says following behind.
"RRGH! Well its obvious Miroku become extremely hyperactive…but I'm beginning to think he's deliberately running from us as well! WHY! WHY WHY WHY?" Leanne says Angrily.
"Sky. Fly, PIE!" Kagome says happily.
"Kagome STOP IT!" Leanne says breathing deeply.
"Drop it, Flop it, Xop it!" Kagome says.
"KNOCK IT OFF KAGOME I MEAN IT!" Leanne grab Kagome.
"Why don't you to spilt up and search." Says Miroku in a cat suit. "Then you'll find me twice as fast!"
"He's right! Let's spilt up you go that way!" Leanne points.
"RIGHT!" Kagome goes running off.
Leanne thinks for a minute.
"W-WAIT KAGOME COME BACK!" Leanne yells after her.
"Nyahahahahaha she sure is fast! Meow!" Miroku laughs.
Leanne looks really pissed. "MIROKU YOU….GRRRRR"
"NYAAAAAAAH" Miroku goes running off and crying. "MY MASTER IS ANGRY WITH ME MEOW MEOW!"
"What? Miroku wait." Leanne looks blank. "Hunting the androids was easier than this!"
"CHASE BEGINS!" Says Nicole.
Leanne is running after Miroku.
Miroku is driving the squirrel car with Leanne is the Dalmatian car not far behind.
They are chasing each other on those huge ball things you sit on.
Kagome enters a room with a whole bunch of cut outs.
"MIROKU'S EVERYWHERE! Which one is real? I know I'll punch all the Miroku's. When one of them says ouch I'll know it's the real one. PUNCH!" Kagome punches a cut out. "PUNCH PUNCH!" Kagome keeps punching.
Miroku is in a bubble running away from Leanne.
Miroku is riding a huge shrimp.
Leanne follows him into a room.
"Miroku you in here?" Leanne asks.
The door slams shut.
"Chase over." Nicole announces.
Kazer Dragon: Well well what's next. I don't even know yet…. That's a bad thing right? Anyhow I'll try and get another up next week.