A/N: I'm updating really fast! Well hope you like this chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own kingdom hearts or the legend of Zelda; if I did I would be wasting my millions of money right now!

Chapter 4: Epona

"Malon, Talon, where are they?" Link finally gave in. There was no sign of both of them.
"Link, who's that weird ugly guy? He's over there by the horses corral?"
"What, a weird ugly guy? "Link thought only for a second and then he said "Wait a second you mean Ingo!"
"Ingo, that fits his ugly face" Sora said with disgust on his face.
Both headed toward Ingo, but as soon as he saw the he started yelling, "I don't want any trouble makers messing up my ranch!"
"Dude chill my big pal here, came to horse back ride" Sora said to Ingo.
"Is that so? Well Mr. Green hat 10 rupees gives you five minutes.
Link gave Ingo the money and entered the stable.
"I want to ride, too!"
"No"
"Well, why not?"
"Because I said so, that is why!" Ingo yelled at Sora in his face. Sora threw himself back and covered his nose.
"Dude, have you ever heard about the toothbrush? Or at least of the mouthwash"
That really got the bad tempered man angry; he knew this kid was going to driver him crazy so he just started to ignore Sora.
Meanwhile they fought Link played the ocarina, Epona sing, Epona came quickly running towards Link. The poor thing was actually glad to see Link once again. Link climbed up on her and rode around a few laps. Ingo wanted to embarrass the blond kid so he challenged Link to a horse race. Link never ran away from a challenge so he happily accepted. Both got on top of the horses, Link was still on Epona and Ingo got on top of another horse. The race started and Sora saw Link's horse go really fast in fact when they passed by him, which he was sitting on the top of the coral, threw him down and accidentally hit a horse.
Link couldn't help himself but to laugh. Ingo's horse was fast but not as fast to reach Epona. With in minutes Link won the race. Sora was got out an congratulated Link but Ingo wasn't that happy, so once again he challenged Link but this time he could keep the horse. Link once again accepted, and as expected Link once again!
"Ha! My friend and Epona sure kicked your ass!"
Ingo heard what Sora said, that's when he finally cracked
"Is that Epona? I was going to present that horse to the evil kings Riku and Ganondorf. Stupid you bet her on a horse race and lost… Very well I will keep my promise but you may never leave the ranch!"
Little that Ingo knew was that would one if his mistakes. Sora was not going to let a sour old dirty man get on his way of saving his love, Kairi . Sora began to charge at Ingo, who was standing in front of two locked wooden gates. The keyblade appeared and Sora began beating Ingo up.
"Take that you mother fucker…do not mess with me. I for one am not going take your sourness.
After Sora stopped Ingo fell on the floor. He was obviously unconscious. Link who was still on Epona couldn't believe the words his little friend just said. Sora a little more relaxed finally said:
"Where are we going next, Link?"
Suddenly Sheik appeared out of nowhere.
"Heroes, you may need to head to Kakariko to collect a new weapon. As good as equip that you are you cannot even enter the temple." Sheik backed away and threw a duke nut, he disappeared.

GANON'S CASTLE

"Where I'm I? Sora, honey where are you?" Kairi had woken up from a deep slumber. She realized she was in a nice decorative room. The walls were nicely painted blue and the floor had a dark red carpet. They were pictures of a figure that she seen before. Before she could think of the figures name came in Riku.
"You have awakened princess, how do you like your new home? Ha"
"Riku, get me out of her you know that I love Sora."
"Kairi your lover though it was useless to come rescue you so he found himself a new girlfriend. He was playing with your heart. Unlike me he doesn't love you." Kairi couldn't believe what he was saying . She knew Sora loved her.
"I don't believe you, and until you can prove it I will not jump to a conclusion."
"Think what you want, but as you requested I will get you prove."
Riku was not worried; it was super easy to manipulate that Malon girl to pretend she liked Sora and that they were dating until he should Kairi her beloved Sora. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Link and Sora were about to leave the Ranch when Malon ran up to Link, thank you, so who's your cute new friend?"
"Um…Malon meet Sora…"
"Sora I love his name!" Malon said. She quickly ran to Sora and pushes him against the wall; she started kissing Sora passionately in his mouth. Sora tried to break free, but he couldn't get Malon off him.

"Princess, look in to my magic crystal ball, what do you see?" Riku asked Kairi as he showed her the ball.
"No… no, he would never do this to me…" Kairi could not believe what she was seeing Sora kissing passionately with a farm girl. She stormed out of the room and into the hall of the castle. How could he do this to her, how could he?

"Malon, let go of him! Link commanded. Malon as a good little girl did as he said and started running towards her house. Sora started to breath hard.
"Good thing Kairi isn't here, she would have killed me!"
Link shook his head and the two friends headed to Kakariko Village.

To be continued. . .