Careful, this story is NOT for an angst fan. It is rather… disturbingly optimistic. It's also OOC, except for Neji. And remember: You can't make s'mores without flames!

A Pretty Day in Konoha/

Naruto was walking down THE STREETS OF KONOHA!

Naruto said, "What a preeeetty day!" Because it was. A PRETTY DAY.

Our little fox-boy walked up to the ice cream stand/shop/store.

"Hello," said the guy at the counter/table/shelf in the ice cream stand/shop/store, "Welcome to the Ice Cream Stand/shop/store. What can I get for 'ya?"

"I wanna nummie wum yum ice cream cone of fun FUN FUN! Ramen flavo'."

"Okey dokie, that'll be 5 Konoha Coins."

Narutp pulled out 5 Konoha Coins. OF DOOM. OR SOMETHING. And gave them to the Ice Cream Stand/shop/store guy.

Konny grabbed the nummie wum yum ice cream cone of fun FUN FUN! Ramen Flavo' and started to lick it.

"I just LOVE ice cream! Mm mm."

Naruto started back down THE STREETS OF KONOHA! and ran into Neji.

"Hn." He said, and walked past Naruto.

"Hey, NEJI! Want some nummie wum yum ice cream cone of fun FUN FUN! Ramen flavo'?"

Neji continued walking as he answered, "… No." Ramen flavored ice cream? WTF kind of food do people eat these days? I bet the main house did it! DAMN THEM!

So Naruto ate his ice cream cone, and started towards his training area.

"TRAINING TRAINING TRAINING!" Yelled Naru loudly as he continued on.

"Be quiet, you Schwipper Clappiner!" screamed an old lady.

"OK! I'LL BE quiet…" said Naruto, getting quieter and quieter as he went on.

And then he reached the bridge, only to see no one was there.

"Oh yeah!" he told himself, "I don't have training today! Oh well. Time fo' some BLING!" His outfit magically changed gangsta'. Suddenly he stopped.

"Waitwaitwait! I mean ramen. I'm glad no one saw that…" Oo

But little did he know, someone DID see him. Sakura! And at his amazing blingage, she leapt out of the bushes and kissed him before running away. Fast.

"Wow," he mused after smiling a Naruto smile, "I need some ramen now."

And so, our hero went home after eating ramen. It was the perfect day.

/-THE SPLENDIFEROUS ENDING-!

I might write one for the other Naruto characters, but probably not. Maybe if some people ask me to, I will, but if no one cares then I ain't gonna bother.