Love Hina: Where is my world?

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Author: "Nathalist her-" falls due to a punch to the face

Naru: "No! You don't get any speech time! Seven months! You went AWOL for seven months!"

Squall: "You know, she has a point."

Author: "Look, I've been very busy. Do you expect me to work on this thing while I'm at work?"

Zell: "Enough of that! I've seen almost the whole cast of love hina at least twice, but we FF VIII characters have barely been noticed!"

Author: "Look, I'm trying to stay in the original story line as much as I can. You had back to back missions. Dollet, Timber, how can you be in the story if you're not around? That goes for the rest of the FF VIII cast too. Furthermore, since you guys weren't around, I've got to rely on a couple of OC's."

Naru: sighs "Don't you know most stories are killed when authors adds themselves into their own story."

Author: "Who said anything about that? These are just two sisters from another story."

Squall: "Another thing, if I went to school to become a See-D, and I'm stuck in a peaceful universe…then what's the point of-"

Author: "Stop right there, obliviously you don't know the love hina girls, you'll have your own problems. TRUST me!"

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Thanks for the reviews everyone. I would like to respond to all of them like I did in the beginning but they've gotten numerous (Never thought I'd say that!). If you guys want me to start answering all of them, just say so…..I guess, and I'll get to it….eventually.

Disclaimer: Fine! Go ahead! I don't want to own the rights to Naru anyway! Having to put up with that everyday, I'll pass!

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Chapter 6: Mid Day Crisis

"The training hall is to your right," the girl that escorted Keitaro the main hallway pointed out. "Someone will meet you in there, I would do it myself but I've got other business."

"Okay," Keitaro said, "anything I need to bring with me."

"Besides a weapon and a GF, nothing really," the girl answered.

"A what," Keitaro asked as the girl as she was leaving. Unfortunately for him, she didn't hear him. She just disappeared out the front door. "Great," Keitaro said under his breath. He then walked towards the training hall, knowing it was a fiasco waiting to happen.

"Ahem," a voice went off in Keitaro's head, "did you not see the wing labeled cafeteria?"

'Would you give it a rest," Keitaro wailed mentally, 'eating isn't the top of my to-do list.'

"It does have a point," keitaro's conscience admitted, "if you're gonna go through with this, at least have something in your stomach."

Keitaro gave a defeated sigh, "fine."

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"What's wrong sister," a girl with murky blue hair asked. She was fidgeting with her braded ponytail, which was long enough to reach just above the calves of her legs.

"It's that damn Seifer," another girl yelled while kicking a nearby tree. She didn't look as feminine as the first. Her hair was cut short, only reached midway down her neck. Also, her school uniform was missing the sleeves. They were ripped off long ago. The only thing it was useful for now was training gi. "The guy and his two flunkies just bowled me over in the cafeteria earlier this morning! Right out the line and into a kart of oatmeal! What's the point of getting up to make the breakfast rush if you run into someone like that?"

"Don't worry about it Kai," the ponytail girl said, "it seems like Seifer is always pushing his weight around. Besides, I would too if I was yelled at by Headmaster Cid and his advisors."

"What's that Kya? Seifer got chewed out by old man Cid?"

"I don't know," Kya answered, "it is just a rumor but I heard he got in trouble because of that thing he did with that other guy. I don't know what his name is, but I remember seeing him and Seifer go at it a few times. Anyway, the other guy was taken to Dr. Kadowaki, and Seifer got in trouble for it."

"Ha! Serves him right," Kai screamed giving the tree another kick.

"If you're kicking something in the training hall, why not kick some of the monsters here?" That voice stopped Kai in the tracks. She turned around to find Seifer casually walking by her, towards the exit.

"Right, ya know," Raijin added as he and Fujin followed Seifer. Kai was irate. Her hands were balled into fists, and she would love to send Seifer limping back to the hole he crawled out of.

"Calm down Kai," Kya pleaded when she saw her older sister ready to kick Seifer's head off. It wasn't the first time she had to hold her sister back from mauling someone. Anyone who crossed Kai on a bad day would regret it.

Kai had cooled off until Seifer left through the exit. "Damnit," she screamed as she gave a roundhouse kick to the tree from before.

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"Hey you, a guy called from a crowded table. Keitaro pointed to himself with an expression on his face that said, 'who me?' The guy waved him over and said, "yes you." Keitaro walked over while wondering what could he have possible done to attract attention to himself.

"You're that guy who saved Instructor Trepe frem when the pipes burst in the bathroom last night right?"

"Rgiht," Keitaro said nervously, "pipe explosion." A sweatdrop droped from the back of his head as he remembered ripping the toilet out of the ground in a moment of fear/

"Relax buddy, you're among friends."

"Right," the other people at the table said in unison.

"Thank you," Keitaro said trying to be polite.

"No, thank you," a girl from the table said. Keitaro had a confused look on his face.

"Right," the first guy said, 'on behalf of all the Trepes I'd like to thank you for saving our idol."

"Idol," Keitaro asked.

"That's right," the guy answered. "We think instructor Trepe is so great we formed our own fan group."

"He just wants to go out with her," the girl from the table whispered to another Trepe groupie.

"Great instructor my ass," somebody yelled from across the room.

"You take that back," the first guy said. The other Trepes stood up to defend their idol. Keitaro saw this as a prime opportunity to sneak out the cafeteria.

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"What are we doing here anyway sister," Kya asked. She had no idea why her sister would spend so much time in the training hall. Sure she liked fighting and all but usually she would get tired of the lack of competition and wander outside of the garden somewhere.

"I'm supposed to meet some sap in here. Test him out, see if he can defend himself, and tell old man Cid what I think."

"So, if that is the case," Kya asked, "where is he?"

"I don't know," Kai answered. She gave the same tree she had been kicking for the last thirty minutes another round house kick. A piece of bark flew off and hit someone who just came in dead between the eyes.

Kya rushed to the person's side instantly, "are you okay sir?"

"I'm fine," a slighted winded Keitaro answered, "I just lost my glasses, that's all."

"In that case, I'll help you find them," Kya said with a smile, "Kai you help too."

"Why should I," Kai asked on the defensive.

"Because you were the one who sent the tree bark flying his way,"

"All right all right," Kai said while doing a shooing motion with her hand, "you're worse than mom."

"You really don't have to," Keitaro started.

"I won't hear it," Kya said, "three pairs of eyes are better than one."

"She seems nice,' Keitaro thought.

"A lot nicer than Naru," Keitaro's conscience sang.

"Got that right," Keitaro said.

"Did you say something," Kya asked from the corner she was searching.

"No! Nothing really," Keitaro said going into a mini panic.

"What did I tell you about answering voices in your head," Keitaro's conscience asked.

"Found them," Kay yelled. She pointed to a weird looking plant with two long vines sticking out from either sides.

"Well that was easy," Keitaro said relieved, "usually they get lost for abo-" Keitaro stopped during mid sentence when one of the vines from the plant suddenly snatched his glasses away. "What the heck is that," Keitaro asked falling backwards and scooting away.

"What do you men what is it," Kai asked rushing forward, "its some action!"

"It's an Ocho," Kya explined while Kai mauled the poor thing. "Its one of the species of monsters the garden catches for us to train against. Don't worry, they pretty much harmless." Kai delivered one last kick and sent the thing flying towards the back of the hall. "Here," Kya said handing Keitaro his glasses. "So you must be new here if you've never seen an Ocho before," Kya noted.

"Basically," keitaro said with his trademark grin, "my first class was earlier this morning."

"All right enough of you two yappin," Kai said a bit irritated, "apparently this Urishima guy stood me up."

"Urishima," Keitaro asked, "I'm Keitaro Urishima."

"YOU," Kai yelled, looking like a banshee as she did so, "why the hell didn't you say so earlier?"

"Don't be mean," Kya said, "we knocked the glasses right off his face, how could he continue without them?"

"That's beside the point," Kai argured. "Anyway none of that matters now! The main thing is that the guy is here." Her neck shifted a bit so that her head was resting on her shoulder. "Just grab a weapon off the wall and lets see what you've got." Before Keitaro knew what was going on," Kya handed him a staff that was as long as his body.

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"Are you ready," Kai asked with a grin. She suggested that they move towards the back of the training center so they wouldn't cause a commotion near the enterance.

"Do your best Keitaro," Kya said.

"Don't encourage him," Kai said stretching her legs, "you'll only break his spirit when he's face first in the dirt." With that said she went into an all out charge against Keitaro. Keitaro just stood there like a deer caught in headlights. When Kai was about two yards away from Keitaro she somersaulted in the air. When she was inches above Keitaro she extended her leg out, intending to hit Keitaro with the heel of her foot. At the last possible second, Keitaro's "I'm about to be sent into orbit" senses kicked in. By a stroke of dumb luck, Keitaro held the staff in front of his face in a pitiful attempt to block. As he pushed up, the staff met Kai's heel, causing her to lose balance and fall flat on the ground.

Kai instantly jumped to her feet and dusted herself off. "Not bad," she complimented. She had no idea that the only thing Keitaro to bring to a fight, let alone a sparring match was dumb luck. "This is only the beginning though, so don't get full of yourself." Kai rushed at Keitaro again. She started things off with a straight kick while coming to a sliding stop. Keitaro, somehow, managed stumble to the right side of Kai. By the time Kai stopped sliding, she had her back turned to him. That was the perfect opportunity for Keitaro to attack her, to bad he had lost his nerve to swing the staff. Kai delivered a round house kick aimed at Keitaro's head. Once again, dumb luck struck and Keitaro fell on his back side just as the kick was inches away from his face. Keitaro then rolled about a dozen feet away from Kai, and used his staff as a cane to get back on his feet. Keitaro then tried to pull his staff free from the ground, but it was stuck. Kai saw this opening and just could not let it pass by. So she somersaulted in the air again, and tried to do the same falling heel kick from before. Keitaro just happened to look up to see Kai falling towards him. He tried pulling his staff out of the ground by stretching it at an angle, hoping that the end would pop loose. In the end Keitaro had to give up, whatever was holding the staff down would not budge. So he let go of his end, which caused the staff to spring out of the ground. The staff spun in the air and hit Kai smack in the middle of her face. The unexpected hit caused Kai to fall face first into the dirt.

"Idiot," she screamed while rubbing her face a bit, "that hurt!"

Keitaro was beside himself. Because of his dumb luck he had dogged yet another bullet. Before Keitaro could truly stated thanking whoever game him his luck, something slimy ran across the back of his neck. Keitaro turned around to find the most disgusting creature he had ever seen. The thing had a round shaped body. Well, the only thing it had was a head, a big round head. No arms, no torso, just the head, a head with a giant mouth in the center. What really creped Keitaro out was the two dozen or so tentacles surrounding the head. All of a sudden Kai appeared and kicked the thing hard in its side.

"Run idiot," Kai screamed before running towards the exit herself. Keitaro's legs finally responded, allowing him to run in the direction the other two girls went.

"What is that thing," Keitaro asked when he caught up to the two sisters.

"It's a Malboro," Kya said between labored breaths, "that is one of the worst monsters ever! It oozes toxins, and blows out an even deadlier toxin that could kill us all!"

"What is it doing in here then," Keitaro asked, nearly falling after hearing that explanation.

"If you two want to live to have this conversation later on, you'd shut and keep running!"

When they reached the exit, a gathering of about twelve or thirteen Ocho's blocked the path. They didn't attack when they saw the student trio. They just stood there, wafting back and forth in unison.

"What are they-" Kya started, "why aren't they moving?"

"Doesn't matter if they move or not," Kai screamed. She now had wrist blades in each hand , "I'll carve a path through them!" As soon as Kai was close enough to slash at one of them, about ten vines smacked here a good three feet away.

Kya's eyes went wide as she realized something, "they're stalling us!"

"Damn," Kai cursed, "if we walk away from this I swear I'm killing every living non human thing in here!"

"What do we do now," Keitaro yelled, scared out of his mind. Before anyone could answer that question the Malboro roared and uprooted a couple of trees.

"Urishima," Kai ordered, "stay behind us! Don't go near those Ocho's! Do you understand? Kai, you're with me, we've gotta take this think head on."

"Right," Kya screamed. She tapped her wrist and a metal gauntlet formed on her right arm, ripping through the sleeve of her uniform. Another tap on the wrist and a sword and shield combination formed.

"All right! Let's go," Kai screamed. Both girls charged at the Malboro.

Author's note: I think I have to explain Kya's weapon. Imagine a metal shield about as big as a large pizza. Now, there's a knob, dead in the center of the shield. A double edged blade shot out from both sides of the knob, measuring just a bit shy of a yard from one tip to the other. The sword and shield formed from the metal gauntlet on her right arm.

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Aftermath: Well there you have it, another chapter in the books….err…site. I know I rubbed some people the wrong way by adding OC's, but they move the story along, you'll see. At least they're not insanely powerful, almost godlike people. I'll make sure that each OC or weapon has its weaknesses. Also, I tried to filter out some of the errors out of the earlier chapters but….that's too many to handle right now. Hell, see how many errors this chapter has, and I posted it anyway! Too many damn it!