HIIIII IM BA-ACK! I decided to change this chapter a bit so it wouldn't seem as bad. YOU ALL ROCK MY CEARIAL BOX SES!
Previously
Then they played this ridiculous thing were they asked Bush and Kerry (GO KERRY!) "in person" questions.
"John Kerry, since when have you been getting botox injections?"
"19, 19, 1985"
"Bush, what would you say if you lost the campaign?"
"So much for my happy ending. O-oh o-oh so much for my happy ending.
"Bush what would you say if Iraq came back to attack us?"
"Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh"
By the time it was over I was laughing so hard I almost pissed my pants!
After dinner I actually started on my homework. It was NOT fun.
Back to the real world
I had to write a 2 foot long essay on how to make a love potion! That just MADE my day!
After I did my homework I went to the library to find a book to read because I finished the other one called Fever 1793.
All of a sudden I felt an arm on mine. I was spun around and kissed by some one I knew wasn't Harry.
"Malfoy stop!" I yelled taking a lucky guess.
"Why? YOU came in and gave me a hard on and you expect me to NOT want to throw you up on the bookcase and fuck you so hard you won't be able to walk for a month? If not you are a really bad guesser," he said.
"Yo-you're not going to ra-ra-rape me a-a-are yo-you?" I asked my voice cracking and me sounding VERY nervous.
He laughed. "Of course not I want you to feel the same way you made me feel," he said.
"That's NOT possible. I love Harry not you so go fuck a dog!" I yelled at him.
"I think I would want to fuck you. You're probably much better anyways," he said smirking.
He turned me around and started to massage my shoulders.
"So go do it anyways and leave me alone, Draco," I said throwing his hands off me.
He just smirked. "You do realize you called me Draco right?" he asked raising an eyebrow.
I thought to see if I ever really DID call him Draco. I gasped realizing my mistake and ran out of the library. I stopped in a dark hall listening hard for footsteps but herd none.
I sighed in relief, put my back against the wall.
"What am I going to do?" I asked myself.
"About what?" some one asked next to me. I jumped out of fear.
"How… wait what?" I asked. The guy smirked and pushed me up against the wall.
"Hello, Ali," he said.
"Malfoy… how'd you get here so fast?" I asked. Yeah sure I hated him but I had to know. I mean come on!
"I saw which way you were going and I took a shortcut," he said. He leaned in close to me, and kissed me. I didn't object though. I kissed back. He pulled me as close to him as he could. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders. I moaned into the kiss. His kisses were mesmerizing. So much better than Harry's. He finally pulled away, out of breath. I looked at him and realized I loved him.
"Draco, if you like me at all, you won't do this to me!" I cried. He kissed me once more, just not as demanding. I cried, and ran off, again.
"ALI, WAIT!" he screamed. I kept running though.
Draco's POV
I saw Ali run out. I realized where she was going though. I took the shortcut there. I heard her ask, "What am I going to do?".
"About what?" I asked. I saw her jump from surprise. I pushed her against the wall and looked her up and down and I decided right then and there that she was mine. M-I-N-E.
"Hello, Ali," I said. She asked me how I got there so I told her. She was so beautiful. I leaned in close to him and kissed her. To my surprise, she didn't push me away. She kissed me back! I was so excited and felt like I was three and it was Christmas time again. I was in love with the beautiful woman in front of me. I never knew what love felt like. I loved my mom, but that's the only woman I had ever loved. Aside from Ali. I pulled her waist, bringing her as close to me as possible. She wrapped her arms around my shoulders. She moaned and I felt better then I had ever felt before. I knew that I could make the woman I loved feel passion for me. I pulled away from her, arms still around her waist. She let go of me, but I still held her close.
"Draco, if you like me at all, you won't do this to me!" she cried. But she didn't understand. I needed her. I didn't just like her I loved her. I couldn't figure out if she felt the same way. I would make her I just didn't know how. So I kissed her again, just not as demanding. I hoped she would realize how I felt and leave Potter and come to me. But, instead she started crying, and ran off, again.
"ALI, WAIT!" I screamed. I put my back against the wall, and slid down it. I ran my fingers through my hair and thought.
"Why doesn't she want me?" I thought. Then I realized that I was being selfish again. I wanted her to be happy. I sighed.
"As long as she's happy, I will be too," I said.
Ali's POV
I ran into the Gryffindor common room and realized something. I just CHEATED on Harry! I started crying.
"What's wrong?" someone asked.
"Oh Ginny I think I've fallen in love with the devil and God themselves!" I cried.
"What? Who? Where? When? How?" she asked.
"Harry, Draco, I love them BOTH, everywhere, I don't know how!" I blubbered.
"Whoa. That's not good," she said.
"Thanks a lot Caption obvious! PLEASE DON'T TELL HARRY OR DRACO!" I begged.
"I promise," she said.
Later on I turned on the radio and it was my favorite song.
ok..
Guess who's back... back
again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Now everyone report to the
dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone
report to the dance floor
Alright stop... pajama time
Verse
1
Come here little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a
brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of child
investigation accusate
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
No
worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I
possibly do to make noise
I'd done touched on everything but
little boys
And that's not a stab at Micheal
That's just a
metaphore, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I
get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a
little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the
center of the dance floor
Like T.P. for my bung hole
And it's
cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it
Give
a little "poot poot" it's okay (Fart Sound)
Oops my CD
just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one
rip
Chorus
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your
chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Whoops! I mean girl... girl, girl,
girl
"Girl you know you're my world"
Alright now lose
it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Just lose it
"Aah
aah aah aah aah"
Go crazy
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Oh
baby
"Aah aah"
Oh baby baby
"Aah aah"
Verse
2
Sung
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the
way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day
Everday's
just a holiday
Cruisin' on the freeway, feelin' kinda breezy
Get
the top down, let my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin', all I know
is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my
body"
Rap
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like
a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could
you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe
gauge my eyes out, "ewww"
Now what's your name girl,
what's your sign?
Dr Dre: "Man you must be up out your
mind"Dre "aah aah", dear God goes blind
I'm just
trying to unwind, now I'm...
Chorus
Now I'm gonna make
you dance
It's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Whoops! I
mean girl... girl, girl, girl
"Girl you know you're my
world"
Alright now lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Just
lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Go crazy
"Aah
aah aah aah aah"
Oh baby
"Aah aah"
Oh baby
baby
"Aah aah"
Verse 3
Sung
It's
Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail, I don't know what
happened
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street
screaming
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Well I'm sorry, I
don't remember
All I know is this much, I'm not guilty
They
said save it 'fore we catch you on tape
Now you and an old lady
"touch my body"
Rap
Now this is the part where
the rap breaks down
It's real intense, no one makes a
sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back
and everybody loses theirselves
Now snap back to reality, look
it's B. Rabbit he
Oh you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown
man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba
I
don't have any lines to go right here so
Chubba tubba tell me
fellas (what?), fellas (what?)
Grab your left nut, make
your right one jealous (what?)
Black girls, white girls, skinny
girls, fat girls
Tall girls, small girls, I'm calling all
girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for,
a little romance or
Butt squeezin', it's the season
Just go
"aah aah aah aah", it's so appeasing
Chorus
Now
I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance, yeah boy shake that
ass
Whoops! I mean girl... girl, girl, girl
"Girl you know
you're my world"
Alright now lose it
"Aah aah aah aah
aah"
Just lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Go
crazy
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Oh baby
"Aah
aah"
Oh baby baby
"Aah aah"
Outro:
Mmhmm
touch my body
Mmhmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I
mean girl just touch my body
I don't know why but after that song I felt a little more relaxed.
A/N
Ok yet AGAIN a VERY CRAPPY ENDNING FOR THE CHAPTER! KEEP REVIEWING AND I'LL KEEP WRITING! IT WORKS BOTH WAYS!
