Let's get this straight, yes Harry and Ali were going out, I know I wrote that somewhere hmmmmmm I did they went to hogsmaid together in a chapter but that's all, if you think it sucks as bad as I think just tell me to stop or to try to fix it cuase I will.

Previously

O0k...

Guess who's back... back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright stop... pajama time

Verse 1
Come here little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of child investigation accusate
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
No worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise
I'd done touched on everything but little boys
And that's not a stab at Micheal
That's just a metaphore, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like T.P. for my bung hole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it
Give a little "poot poot" it's okay (Fart Sound)
Oops my CD just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

Chorus
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Whoops! I mean girl... girl, girl, girl
"Girl you know you're my world"
Alright now lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Just lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Go crazy
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Oh baby
"Aah aah"
Oh baby baby
"Aah aah"

Verse 2
Sung
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day
Everday's just a holiday
Cruisin' on the freeway, feelin' kinda breezy
Get the top down, let my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin', all I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"

Rap
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gauge my eyes out, "ewww"
Now what's your name girl, what's your sign?
Dr Dre: "Man you must be up out your mind"Dre "aah aah", dear God goes blind
I'm just trying to unwind, now I'm...

Chorus
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Whoops! I mean girl... girl, girl, girl
"Girl you know you're my world"
Alright now lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Just lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Go crazy
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Oh baby
"Aah aah"
Oh baby baby
"Aah aah"

Verse 3
Sung
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail, I don't know what happened
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much, I'm not guilty
They said save it 'fore we catch you on tape
Now you and an old lady "touch my body"

Rap
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It's real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody loses theirselves
Now snap back to reality, look it's B. Rabbit he
Oh you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba
I don't have any lines to go right here so
Chubba tubba tell me fellas (what?), fellas (what?)
Grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls
Tall girls, small girls, I'm calling all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for, a little romance or
Butt squeezin', it's the season
Just go "aah aah aah aah", it's so appeasing

Chorus
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Whoops! I mean girl... girl, girl, girl
"Girl you know you're my world"
Alright now lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Just lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Go crazy
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Oh baby
"Aah aah"
Oh baby baby
"Aah aah"

Outro:
Mmhmm touch my body
Mmhmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body

I don't know why but after that song I felt a little more relaxed.

After I went to dinner I went to Harry's room to talk to him but I found something I wasn't happy to see.

"HARRY JAMES POTTER! YOU WOULD CHEAT ON ME WITH THAT SLUT?!?!?!?!?" I screamed at him.

He stopped kissing Paverti and turned to look at me.

"I-I-I it's not what it looks like!" he yelled.

I ran out of the room and headed for the head boy/girl common room because I knew that Harry wouldn't look for me there.

Lucky for me I didn't find Draco but I found Hermione.

She was sitting on the couch doing you guessed homework.

"Hermione, Harry he, Paverti she, I, Draco," I said sobbing.

"Wait slow down!" she said

"Hermione, Draco kissed me and I thought he was going to rape me but he wasn't going to he wanted to make me feel like he did when I did that stupid dare and I know Harry didn't know because when I went up to his room he was snogging with Paverti!!!!!" I said panting and crying at the same time.

"Oh my god! Ali I'm so, so, so, so sorry!" Hermione said coming over to me and hugging me.

"What is this? A hug fest? I want some love!" Draco said walking into the room smirking.

"LEAVE HER ALONE MALFOY!" Hermione shrieked.

"God damn it Granger I just want some love from Potter's girlfriend!" he said.

"Well you'll be happy to hear that we broke up then huh? Yea I thought so!" I yelled at him.

"What happened?" he asked looking concerned.

"Why should I tell you?" I snapped.

"Because I asked. Now what happened?" he asked.

"I ran into my room after you tried to make me fall for you, which DIDN'T work so don't try again! Well after I freshened up a bit I decided I wanted to see my boyfriend and he was snogging Paverti when I walked in!" I said crying even harder.

He came over to me and hugged me. I cried into his chest but I hugged him back. I don't know what possessed me to do it but I did.

"Ali I want to ask you something but please don't yell at me or get pissed and run to your room like last time. Ali will you go out with me?" he asked (A/N if you didn't see that one coming your blind def and stupid!)

"I don't know Malfoy. I just don't know," I said.

"Think about it and call me Draco. Please?" he asked.

I pondered this a moment. "Okay you win, Draco," I said.

A/N

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