WTF IS THIS?!
Title: Got Your Nose!
Author: Ilan
Pairing: SaixNaruto
Rating: I dunno. PG- 13?
Summary: Naruto deems it his responibility to provoke a reaction out of Sai. But why do things always seem to back fire?
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Naruto glared.
Sai smiled.
He hated it. That stupid Sai always had that same stupid expression on his stupid little face. It never changed. Sure, some people were just naturally happy all the time, but even they switched up emotions some of the time. Even Sasuke showed a larger variety of facial expressions than this guy.
Naruto decided then and there that it was his responsibility to get some sort of rise out of the boy. He just didn't know what irked Sai, yet. But he was Uzumaki Naruto, damnit, and he was the best at everything. Especially annoying people.
The blonde jumped down to crouch and press his face irritatingly close to Sai's.
"Hey Sai-"
"Yes, Naruto?"
"Hey Sai-"
"Yes Naruto?"
"Hey Saiiii"
"Yes Naruto?"
"Hey Sai-"
"Yes Naruto?"
Damn it wasn't working. And that bastard was still smiling!
"Hey Sai?"
"Yes Naruto?"
"Hey Sai-"
"Yes Naru--"
"Got your nose!"
Quickly, the Kyuubi holder whipped out and pretended to snatch the other boy's nose.
There was a brief stunned silence, and Sai's face fell from its usual smile into a look of more mild shock. Finally. Naruto was getting somewhere. He let a small grin pull at his cheeks and opened his mouth to say something else but only ended up choking on his own tongue when he felt a very. . . very misplaced hand grabbing his crotch.
Sai was smiling once again.
"Tee hee. Got your penis!♥"
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And then they sexed happily ever after ♥:D -shot-
Um. . . sorry :D;; I know I'm extremely lame and this only enhances my lame-ness, but I just couldn't help myself DDD: This was probably written in a whole of five minutes. It's my only excuse ;
-ilan