The Grinch Who Stole My Heart

by where-my-heart-resides

COMPLETE! DxHr. Hermione has always had a good life. But that all changes in a whirlwind of events. Now, she's on her own, the whole world against her. Who will she turn to for help? HBP never happened. Very AU. Read and review, morks.

3. Why The World Thinks Hermion's a Deathea

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Chapter 3: Why the World Thinks That Hermione's a Death eater…

Ah! Ferret boy is walking over here. I can't talk to him after what happened last night! Okay, so I went up to him, and tried to have a conversation with him. I swear, I tried! But he was being so nice. He was laughing, and joining in the conversation, and he looked SO good.

So, I did a very un-Hermione-ish thing. I kissed him full on. Seriously. Then I came to my senses, and did a very Hermione-ish thing. I ran. Fast. I really like him. But I know he doesn't like me. He could never like a muggle born.

He's like right in front of me now. He's doing something! Wait, what is he doing? He's tickling me! NO! I'm totally cracking up; I hate it when people tickle me! He's gonna pay! Yes, it's a pillow!

WHAM! I hit him with the pillow. "Oh no, you did not just do that!" He says. I just stick my tongue out at him. Ah, now he has a pillow. OW! That hurt! This means war!

Wow. That was one heck of a fun pillow fight. But now I'm really REALLY bored. I wonder what my name looks like backwards. Regnarg Enaj Enoimreh. Okay, that certainly didn't help my boredom. Like at all.

I wonder why Draco didn't go home for the holidays.

I'm here because my parents were murdered, obviously. That's the reason that the whole world thinks I'm a death eater. Basically, my parents were killed by death eaters. By the time the order got there, I was just sitting on my couch, watching TV.

I was in shock I guess. Well, I guess that this is suspicious behavior. So, they brought me in for questioning. They now claim that I had 'previous knowledge' of the crime.

And, although I don't have the dark mark, they still think I helped the death eaters kill my own parents.

Stupid, isn't it?

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Okay, short, boring, basically pointless chapter. Don't worry, Hermione's parents deaths will go into more depth later. Next chapter is important, so don't ditch me now!