What do you mean you want me to take them?
Not for $100.
Hey where are you going GET BACK HERE!
Please sit down, em, children
Yes that is a very nice ring bilbo.
Gandalf stop trying to steal Bilbo's ring.
Unnatural slimy things that just rose from the sandpit, please put Merry and Pippin down.
Put them down Gently!
Gandalf are you trying to pull that moth's wings off?
Eowyn! We do not hit!
Arwen give Glorfindel back his horse. NOW!
Morgoth, if you do not play nicely with Manwe I shall send you to the naughty corner.
Manwe you do not have the right to banish Morgoth from you "Realm".
Aragorn why are you lying on the floor?
Yes Legolas the sun is up
Sam all plant life is to be kept outside the room.
Sauron share with the Nazgul.
Witchking, we do not bring pets to day-care.
Faramir I'd really rather you didn't try to evict Gothmog from the play house.
Gothmog we do not use peashooters in day-care!
Frodo please stop pretending to be a rock.
Gollum…… Urg is that fish still ALIVE!
Legolas we do not slid down stairs. Ever.