Hello….Oh god not you again.
No very sorry, we are closed.
Hey come back here!
Witchking please refrain from singing jingle bells.
Arwen don't tip water on the Ringwraiths.
Saruman! We do not hold people hostage on the top of the Christmas tree.
Gandalf! Don't you dare jump on that budgie!
Glorfindel we do not tip glitter on peoples heads.
I do not care if he wanted to glow like an elf.
Sam, no drinks until lun…. Is that WINE!
Gandalf this is a non-smoking day care.
Sauron you are not Santa Claus and you may not use those things to pull you sleigh.
Merry and Pippin, I warn you if you light that firework you shall be washing up for the next ten years.
Frodo! Give Sauron his nice ring back..
Sauron we don't grab.
Laugh quietly Sauron.
Gollum stop trying to bite Sauron.
We do not snatch Gollum.
No Gollum, the precious did not make you do it.
Frodo the ring is not yours.
Frodo! Did you just throw Sauron's ring in the fire?
Sauron for heavens sake get up. It isn't the end of the world
Gollum, OUT OF THE FIREPLACE.
Aragorn, we do not knock down Sauron's nice tower.
Frodo I don't care if you were escaping the lava we do not run inside.
Sauron, don't hold your breath like that you'll pass out.
No Sauron you are not going to die because you don't have you ring.
I stand corrected
You lot! Stop singing and call the ambulance.
Don't you dare jump on him Aragorn.
Who let those budgies loose in here?
Gandalf you cannot use them to pick up Frodo and Sam.
Aragorn do not hit the nice troll. IS THAT A KNIFE!
I feel faint
Thunk