Sorry there's not every character in each one . If you review I'll do you a new years episode.

Ok, hem, children please sit in a circle while we open our gifts

SIT IN CIRLCE BEFORE SOMEBODY DIES!

Aragorn you go first, what did Santa bring you?

A new sword. Oh joy. And a crown how lovely.

We are civilized beings. We will…ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME! OPEN YOU PRESENTS ONE AT A TIME!

Or not.

Frodo please rescue Sam from drowning in the sae of paper.

Witchking is your pet eating the Christmas tree?

Witchking that is not a flaming sword, it's a lighter.

What are you doing with a lighter!

Gothmog if you wish to enter a room you knock, not smash at the door with a battering ram.

Gollum….IS THAT MY GOLDFISH!

Ok everybody lets sing a Christmas song: jingle bells, jingle bells……

Aragorn! The orcs do not smell.

Well yes, they do, but it isn't polite to say so.

Gimli! Please tell me that glass wasn't the mirror.

What am I going to do? Lets put it this way. What you did to the mirror is nothing compared to what I'm going to do your neck.

Sam do not stab the spiders.

I don't care if you were rescuing Frodo.

Theoden, what lovely group of plastic horses you have assembled on the stairs.

How am I supposed to get past?

Aragorn that is the contents of the linen cupboard, not an army.

Aragorn do not strangle the orcs with sheets.

No aragorn you cannot give the sheets their freedom.

What did I just say?

Sam and Frodo you look worn out, time for bed.

Oh don't crawl up the stairs like that, you're not dying.

The ring is not heavy it weighs approximately 10 grams. Nothing to stop you from walking upright.

Oh Eowyn how sweet, you have a present for Arwen.

Can you hear something ticking?

Eowyn what exactly is that?

Arwen put it down. Now!

Boom

Never mind.