A/n Now, this might not be the most freaky-deaky pairing, but I think I did a good job making it original.

To all my reviewers, thanks a ton. Hope you like this. If not, then... uh... I'm sorry?

Notes; mentions masturbation and OOC-ness.

Disclaimer; I don't own YYh.

------------------The Foreskin Mambo YoukoxShuuichi-----------------------------------------

He had no time to himself. Never. And even if he was the only one in his room, someone was always there. Always was. And always would be.

Kurama groaned as he tried to suffocate himself with his plush pillow. His inner Youko chuckled at his futile attempt to kill himself.

'You're doing it the wrong way,' he sang out inside the boys head. Mentally glaring, Kurama turned to his side so he could breathe.

'Youko, please, go screw yourself. And leave me alone,' he thought politely to the fox demon. Youko laughed, though only Kurama could hear him, like a ringing noise in your ears that just won't go away.

'I'm not kidding,' the boy mentally growled out. The laughter stopped. Peace, finally. Kurama smiled, maybe the fox got the idea, and snuggled his head into the pillow only moments before was used to try to knock him into a coma.

It wasn't long before his body shut down, and he dove into the depth of la-la land. His green eyes fluttered open, revealing his own little dream world... kinda. He wasn't anywhere special that night, just a red room with a couch, fireplace and a bed. Kurama eyebrow knitted together. Something was missing.

"Oh!" he said surprised, making a fist and hitting his other palm with it. "Youko must have gotten the message." The smile on his face grew. No Youko means no perverted talks, no senseless arguments, no surprise attacks...

As soon as that thought slipped into his head, Kurama felt arms go around his neck. He let out a strangled gasp as his body leaned into the person behind him. He heard a growl echo in his ear.

"So, you thought you could get rid of me that easily," Youko's voice was deadly low, which freaked the hell outta Kurama. The human swallowed thickly, thinking the ancient fox would want to teach him a lesson. Instead he felt a hot tongue on his ear.

"Relax. I don't bite... hard." Youko nibbled on his human counterparts earlobe, sending unwanted shivers down the boys spine.

"Gah!" Kurama slide down quickly, out of the fox's grip. Twisting around quick, he backed up to the couch and sat on the arm rest. He raised his pointer fingers into a cross and held them out. His green eyes twitched, "Stay out of my personal bubble, please."

Youko looked at him with a blank expression, blinking his eyes more then it was needed. He lowered his arms that where still in the position of being wrapped around the humans neck. He put his hands on his hips and smirked.

"Looks like someone's on the rag." Youko ducked, barely missing the rose that was aimed ay his head. He looked up at Kurama, who was still in the throwing position. Laughing silently he stood back up and brushed some imaginary dust off of his tunic.

"Sometimes I think you where supposed to be a girl," Youko sighed as he sauntered over to the couch. Kurama glared at every step he took and crossed his arms.

"Sometimes I think you where born a sex obsessed, self-centered prick," he growled out to the fox, who laughed. Youko reached his hand out and ran it down the spine of the younger boy, making him groan in annoyance. Kurama had no time to reach as he was suddenly pulled down into the fox's lap.

"Sex obsessed, you say?" He leaned down and ran his tongue lightly over the surprised humans bottom lip. "Well, maybe I should teach you a thing or two. You haven't even gotten yourself a proper girlfriend, as I recall." He picked his head back up, a thinking expression on his face.

"Wait, wasn't there that one girl? What was her name... Megan, Meredith, Melissa-"

"Maya?" Kurama interrupted the fox's musing. Youko looked down and nodded. He moved the human in his lap so he was sitting on his legs sideways, not laying with his legs on the arm rest.

"Yes. Whatever happened to her?" Kurama turned his head to look away and pouted in a childish way.

"I'd rather not talk about that," he said in a tone that ended that conversation. Youko smirked as he draw his hand down his humans arm. He leaned into the mass of red hair and inhaled deeply.

"Like I said, I should teach you a thing or two," he said, his low voice sending shivers throughout Kurama's body. He whipped his face around to look the fox directly in his golden eyes. He slightly cringed; Youko wasn't joking.

Before he knew what was going on his back hit the cushions of the couch. No longer was he sitting on the former thief's lap. Instead Youko was stranding his hips with a down right devilish smirk on his face.

Kurama opened his mouth to protest, but a slender, pale hand covered his mouth. Youko shook his head slowly, then leaned down and lightly kissed his nose. He trailed kisses from his nose and over to Kurama's right ear.

The grip on his mouth became looser until the hand slid off and down to his chest. He let a soft moan pass his lips as Youko's hand made slow circles around his navel and his mouth tugged on his earlobe.

He smiled as he drew his hot mouth away for the human's ear and blew on it softly. The contrast from the hot tongue to the cold air mad Kurama wiggle his body in delight. Youko liked that response very, very much.

He trailed small kisses from the beginning of Kurama's jaw-line to his bottom lip. He swiped his tongue slowly across his lip then blew on it, causing the same affect as he did with Kurama's earlobe.

Kurama moaned as his lips where captured in a heated kiss. He opened his mouth, allowing Youko's tongue inside. He could feel the slick appendage slowly licking every inch of his mouth. He reached up and gripped the demon's shoulders, fisting the white tunic top between his fingers.

Opening his mouth more, Youko slightly sucked in air from Kurama's mouth causing an erotic sensation to course through his body. Youko really knew how to excite someone. As he opened his golden eyes he drew his head back, leaving a trail of saliva running form his tongue to Kurama's open mouth.

He licked his lips, then retracted his tongue back into his mouth. His human counter part tasted good. A smirk slowly spread on the thief's face. How did the rest of his little human taste? With a single thought, Kurama's shirt disappeared into the dream world.

With the only obstacle out of the way, Youko started on his mission and moved down so he was straddling the humans legs. He placed rapid, short kisses all over the human's body making him arch his back when a sweet-spot was hit. When he got around to the red-head's navel he dipped his tongue in causing the boy to let out a loud scream and arch his back up.

Kurama hands, currently freed from their grasp on the fox's tunic, reached down and grabbed onto silver locks of silk hair. His body was tingling all over, exciting him on more ways then one. His mouth opened and closed with pleasure, making him look more like a fish then a fox.

The wet tongue on his navel continued further until it reached the top of his jeans. Kurama tossed his head to the side and looked down to see... his bed sheets?

He had woken up before Youko could have finished his job. And it was VERY apparent. He blinked his green eyes and groaned in slight pain.

Running a hand through his red hair Kurama tried to slow down the beating of his heart. He let a smile grace his lips as his hand traveled south.

Youko could, sometimes, be a great teacher.

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A/n Well... Good, bad? I think it was pretty hott. Yes, hot with two t's. TWO T'S!

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