A/N: I need to make it clear I love Chloe but I feel ever since Lois came in her time has been cut short... it they need more spce get rid of Lana! No one will miss her... except horny nerds who love her shower scenes... curses!

Title: Is A Smallville After All.

Episode 2: Cameos.

(Fade in: Talon. Jason and Chloe were having coffee.)

JASON: You know, is weird we get so little scenes together.

CHLOE: Is not your fault. I guess I turned into Pete.

JASON: Don't say that.

CHLOE: Really?

JASON: You're not Pete. He got more screen time than you.

(Chloe controls the urges to throw her coffee at him. Lois walked in.)

LOIS: Hey guys!

CHLOE: Lois! No! That means...?

(The thugs start coming in. Chloe rushes out the back. Lois shrugged and put her apron on. Wonder Woman came in.)

LOIS: We're not open yet.

WONDER WOMAN: But-

LOIS: Listen, lady, I have stuff to do, so until I put the open sign on the door I advice to get out!

(Bart Allen walks in.)

BART: She's with me.

(Roll credits. Fade in. Lana's place. Isobelle is flipping through the channels, bored as hell.)

ISOBELLE: This century's overrated.

(Lionel walks in.)

LIONEL: Hello, hello!

ISOBELLE: (Something in Latin.)

LIONEL: AH, you must b the famous witch I heard so much about. Would you like me to betray my son by giving you info on the stones?

ISOBELLE: Do I ever!

(Cut to: Talon. Bart, Wonder woman, Green Lantern and Bruce Wayne are all hanging around. Clark walks in. Lois rushes to his side.)

CLARK: Who are all these people?

LOIS: I don't know. They said they wanted to talk to you. I'm putting their drinks on your tab.

CLARK: But-

LOIS: I would talk to you more, but I'm on my break.

(She left the room. Clark walked to the strange group of people. He saw Bart.)

CLARK: Bart?

BART: Hey, Clark, man, how's it going?

CLARK: Who are all these people?

BRUCE: The name's Wayne. Bruce Wayne.

WONDER WOMAN: (Under her breath) Show off.

BART: (To Clark.) Remember when I said we would form a League together! This is it!

(Clark stared a the group. Wonder Woman was glaring at Bruce while Green Lantern made animals shapes with his ring to past the time.)

CLARK: So this is the super-freak league?

WONDER WOMAN: I'm a goddess, damn it!

(Then Chloe rushed in and slammed the door shut.)

CHLOE: Tried to catch me, huh? I showed them.

CLARK: Chloe! Is not what it looks like!

CHLOE: You're not having lunch with a bunch of super friends. (She chuckles.) Get it? Super friends? See? Lois is not the only one who can do Superman jokes!

(Lois walks in.)

LOIS: Hey, look at all these super friends.

(The laugh track plays.)

CLARK: That was really funny.

BART: Yeah.

ALLISON: I said it like two seconds ago! I will not be faded out of this show! I know Clark's secret!

(Silence.)

LOIS: What is it?

CLARK: That's not important right now. How about we get rid of all these DC characters?

(Isobelle walks out of her place.)

ISOBELLE: Be gone!

(The pink special effect thing blows and all the cameos fade away. Unfortunately, this drained her and she reverted to Lana.)

LANA: What happened? Oh, did I pass out cause I was posses! Why must things be so cruel to me! I lost my parents! They are death! DEATH! Like the witch inside of me! I'm going to go get trapped somewhere!

(She jumped out the window. Breaking several bones. Idiot.)

LOIS: Sometimes I wonder why I'm still here...

CHLOE: You're more than welcome to leave!

LOIS: Nah!

CLARK: Well, I guess there's nothing left to do.

ALEX: (Off screen.) Ahem, Tom.

CLARK: Right.

(Clark removed his shirt. Cut to: Kent farm. A mysterious car drives in. Phoebe Halliwell walks out of it.)

PHOEBE: Cool.

(Fade to black.)

End.