A/N: Yeah. Update. The charmed one too.

Title: Is A Smallville After All.

Episode 3: Sharing.

(Fade in: Barn. Clark and Chloe are hanging.)

CLARK: We hardly do stuff together anymore.

CHLOE: Well, it has been weird ever since I faked my death and you still probably hold a grudge against me for the whole minor detail of selling you out to Lionel Luthor.

CLARK: Oh yeah.

(Phoebe walks in. In just a towel.)

PHOEBE: Clark is time for our shower!

CHLOE: What!

CLARK: I... have to go.

(Clark super speeds away with Phoebe. Roll credits. Fade in: Talon. Lois is kicking the cappuccino machine.)

LOIS: God... I'm one of the important characters in the Superman saga and I just get reduce to a maid here! Lex gets to have all of his emotional development! Lana gets all those freaking shower scenes! How many showers does a girl fucking need!

(Jason walks out of the upstairs apartment with a stone.)

JASON: Found it!

(Phoebe shimmers, in and kicks him good. She takes the stone.)

PHOEBE: Mine!

(Isobel walks in chants and throws Phoebe off the balcony. She takes the stone.)

ISOBEL: Mine!

(Clark superspeeds in and punches Lana-er, Isobel hard in the face. he takes the stone.)

CLARK: Ha! Mine!

(Lex walks in with some kryptonite and makes Clark faint. After feeling him up he takes the stone.)

LEX: Mine!

LOIS: That's it!

(Cut to: Kent living room. Jason, Phoebe, Isobel, Clark and Lex are all sitting down. Lois is pacing angrily with the stone in her hand.)

LOIS: Obviously you guys had taken this too far. I'm thereby taking this stone and I'm not giving it back until you all learn how to share!

LEX: But-

LOIS: Don't but me, Mr.! I'm talking! Mr. and Mrs. Kent let me in charge of you brats so you'll do as I say!

ISOBEL: (The Latin equivalent of bitch)

LOIS: When I google that I'm going to come back for you, Missy!

(Lois walks out of the house. Everyone looks around.)

CLARK: Lois is right-

JASON: Shut up! You're not even married yet and you're already her whipping boy!

CLARK: At least I have a normal relationship with my mother!

JASON: Don't you dare talk about my sexy mom!

LEX: My mom died...

PHOEBE: Mine too...

(They share a look. They walk to the coat closet. Oh freebie.)

LANA: Well, my parents both died.

CLARK: Damn it! She reverted back to Lana! This is your fault, Jason!

JASON: Me? Who's the stupid alien who cause all of this to happened!

(Clark uses his heat rays on Jason and sets him on fire. Jason runs around trying to put it out. Lana reverts to Isobel and laughs loud. Lex and Phoebe walked out very flushed.)

CLARK: (Hurt) Lex!

LEX: Baby, is not what it looks like!

PHOEBE: I have sex with him!

(Shelby watches from the stairs and shakes his head.)

SHELBY: Ugh. People...

(Lionel walks in.)

LIONEL: Hello!

LEX: Dad, get out!

LIONEL: But, son, I've changed! Really!

LEX: Lois took the stone.

LIONEL: Oh... well, I'll be going.

(He rushes out. Clark scoffs off to his room. Lex follows. Jason has put the fire out and sits next to Isobel. Phoebe looks at Shelby.)

PHOBE: Who's the lovely puppy! Come to mama!

(Shelby ignores her and walks out. Jason looks at Isobel.)

JASON: So...

ISOBEL: Yeah...

JASON: How does Lana really think I'm in bed?

ISOBEL: You guys haven't slept together.

JASON: That she's aware of.

ISOBEL: Oh gross. Incinte!

(Jason is set on fire again.)

ISOBEL: Come on, Phoebe. Let's go be wicked evil!

PHOEBE: K.

(They leave. Cut to the Talon. Lois explains to Chloe.)

LOIS: Honestly, I hate them all.

CHLOE: Well, at least you were on this episode longer than me.

LOIS: Yeah... well, I have to work. See you later, Pete.

(Lois walks to the back. Chloe knocks her head against the counter.)

(Fade to black.)

End.