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Twisted Fate

Chapter Two

"Raimy thinks this is hopeless…" Raimy said.

"Oh come on Raimy stop being such a downer!" Slayn said.

"No Slayn…actually Raimy does have a point…" Yayoi said.

"Huh…What do you mean?" Slayn asked.

"Well…You are a roaming disaster waiting to happen…" Yayoi said truthfully.

"…Hey! I helped save the world you know!" Slayn said.

"…We all did…" Hugh chimed in.

"…I know…" Slayn said.

"Raimy sees another house…" Raimy said. Yayoi shrugged.

"Why not…I suppose we could try one more…" she said.

"But the last twenty houses we went to said 'No'" Hugh said. "What makes you think that this one is going to be any different?"

Yayoi shrugged again. "No telling…now lets go…" she said. They walked up to a medium sized blue house and up the steps. Slayn stopped in front of the steps. Hugh and Yayoi were already at the door. Yayoi looked back. "Slayn come on!" she said. Slayn shook his head.

"My legs can't move…too much walking…" Slayn complained.

"Oh come on! Stop complaining!" Yayoi said.

"Hugh…carry me!" Slayn ordered. Hugh rolled his eyes.

"Yeah right chief!" he said. "Get your lazy butt over here!"

"…But…" Slayn said.

"Now!" Yayoi and Hugh said at the same time.

"…But…" Slayn continued. Raimy flew up to Slayn's face.

"GRRRR!" she said while making a scary face.

"AHHHH!" Slayn screamed as he ran up the steps. He continued screaming and ran past Yayoi and Hugh. He ran right smack into the door.

"Slayn!" Yayoi said. Hugh shook his head and dragged Slayn around the corner.

"Hugh what are you doing?" Yayoi questioned. Hugh ran up to her.

"I have a plan…" he said.

"Oh?" What is it?" she asked. Hugh whispered in her ear.

"…Uh…huh…right…" Yayoi said.

"…Don't forget to give the signal…" Hugh instructed.

"…But…Slayn…isn't he…knocked out?" Yayoi said.

"Well that may be…but leave it to me!" Hugh said as he went back over to Slayn.

"…Um…why am I suddenly afraid…" Yayoi questioned as she knocked on the door. Raimy flew up to Yayoi and sat on her shoulder. The door slowly opened.

"Huh…um…Can I help you?" the person asked. Yayoi sniffled a bit and put on some fake water works.

"…Yes…sir…um…my friend and I have found a homeless child and were wondering if you'd like to care for him temporarily…" Yayoi said.

"Uh…No…" the man said.

"Please?" Yayoi asked.

"Uh…No…" the man said. Yayoi sighed.

"I'm gonna go get him…as soon as you see his cute little face then you'll WANT to give him a good home! I just know it!" Yayoi said as she went around the corner. The man just rolled his eyes and closed the door. Yayoi's eyes widened at what she saw. "Wha…What the!" she said.

"Huh…" Hugh looked up. "Is it showtime?"

"…What the hell did you do to him!" she asked all panicky.

"You like it?" Hugh asked. Slayn was covered up in mud and dirt to make him look dirty and homeless. Some of his clothing was ripped to make his clothes look all old and tattered. Then Hugh put a pair of glasses on Slayn that had a white background with little black dots drawn on them with a sharpie.

"Hardly! But…Whatever! Just get out there!" Yayoi slightly yelled.

"Okay…Okay…Geez…little miss attitude here aren't we!" Hugh said sarcastically as he dragged Slayn to the front door. He propped him up. "Hey…Where are they?" Hugh questioned looking around.

"Oh rats…they must've gone back inside…Oh well…" Yayoi said. She knocked on the door again. The door opened.

"Sir…Would you reconsider…Please?" Yayoi asked. Hugh's eyes widened.

"…W…WIND LORD!" he said as he dropped Slayn. 'Great I am scarred for life…" Hugh thought at the same time. The wind lord was in a fuzzy pink bathrobe with yellow duckies on them. He wlso had a shower cap on and pink slippers.

"Hugh?" the wind lord questioned.

"YAYOI! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!" Hugh yelled.

"Um…whoops…I didn't know…" Yayoi said.

"You didn't know my butt…" Hugh said.

"Well I didn't…" Yayoi said.

A FEW UNSUCCESSFUL HOURS LATER...

"As Raimy said before…this is hopeless…" Raimy said. Yayoi sighed.

"…Yes…I'll agree with you there…" she said. Slayn, who was damp from having a bucket of water splashed on him earlier, looked at Yayoi questionable.

"What do you mean…hopeless?" he asked.

"Meaning that you're very well known for burning down and destroying houses!" Yayoi said.

"…What about being a dark lord?" Slayn asked.

"…That too…but still…I think that you're more well known for burning down and destroying houses…" Yayoi finished.

"…But…I'm not a bad person…" Slayn said.

"I didn't say that you were…" Yayoi said.

"Then what do you mean?" Slayn asked. Yayoi sighed.

"Oh…nevermind…" she said. Yayoi studied her surroundings over a bit. That's when she spotted Hugh who was sleeping sitting up against a red brick building. A small smile spread across her face.

"Yayoi, what's going on?" Why do you look like that?" Slayn asked.

"…I have an idea!" Yayoi said.

"Oh boy that's scary!" Raimy said.

"Oh shut up!" Yayoi snapped back.

"Hmph!" Raimy said as she went to go sit on Slayn's shoulder. Yayoi walked up to Hugh and poked him in the head with a stick. Hugh twitched a little bit. Yayoi continued to poke him until finally Hugh reached out a hand and snapped the stick in two.

"…What's the big idea?" he asked rather sleepily.

"Hugh I'd like you to meet your new roommate!" Yayoi said cheerfully.

"…Huh…Roommate? Where?" Hugh asked looking around. He was mostly looking at the ground through cause he was tired.

"Right here!" Yayoi said pointing to Slayn. Hugh looked up. He followed the direction of her arm. When he got to the tip of her finger he saw something familiar from the corner of his eye. He slowly turned his head towards the figure. As soon as he saw Slayn his eyes widened.

"No..no..and…HELL NO!" Hugh said as he got up and pointed at Slayn. Slayn sniffled.

"…Wh…what?" Why? Is there something wrong with me? Do I smell? Is it my breath?" Slayn asked while breathing on Hugh.

"Ugh…gross…" Hugh said as he dumped a whole thing of tic tacs into Slayn's mouth.

"Well then…if it isn't my breath…Then what's wrong with me?" Slayn asked.

"Well…You are my best friend and all…but…I have a thing about pyromaniacs…especially when they're living with me!" Hugh said as he stressed two specific words.

"Oh come on Hugh…Show a little compassion!" Yayoi said.

"Compassion my ass! I don't want him living with me! He'll burn down the entire apartment!" Hugh said jumping up and down while pointing at Slayn.

"Hugh…You're not five years old so stop acting like it!" Yayoi said.

"Yeah Hugh…stop acting like a total spaz!" Raimy said.

"I'll give you a spaz!" Hugh said.

"Look Hugh…Slayn needs a place to stay…just for temporary…please!" Yayoi asked.

" NO!" Hugh said sternly.

"Please!" Yayoi tried again.

" NO!" Hugh repeated.

"Please!" Yayoi asked again but this time with big watery puppy dog eyes.

"…N…n…n…Oh alright! Just stop giving me that darn look!" Hugh said in defeat.

"Yay!" Slayn said as he came up behind Hugh and jumped on his shoulders. Hugh nearly fell over.

"….Why me…." Hugh said as he sighed.

"See Hugh…now don't you feel great!" Yayoi said full of pep.

"…Not really…my back feels like its about to break…" Hugh replied.

"That's great!" Yayoi said. "This is your good deed for the month! Doesn't it just make you feel good inside?"

"…Um…No…" Hugh said.

"That's fantastic!" Yayoi said. Hugh was now rocking back and forth trying to keep his balance.

"So bestest buddy show me to my living quarters!" Slayn said in a funny English accent.

"…Yayoi…Why can't he stay with you?" Hugh complained.

"…Because it just wouldn't be proper!" Yayoi replied.

"Who cares! Just take him!" Hugh said trying to get Slayn off of him.

"No…besides you said that you'd house him!" Yayoi said. Hugh sighed.

"…Well I can see that there is no getting out of this…so…whatever…C'mon Slayn…" Hugh said defeated.

"YAY ROOMIE!" Slayn said as he rocked on Hugh even more.

"AHHH!" Hugh screamed. "Slayn! Stop it!"

"No way! This is too much fun!" Slayn said. "Whoo hoo!"

Yayoi shook her head. "Oh dear…" she said.

"God dammit Slayn!" Hugh said when they fell into a pile of garbage cans.

"Lets do that again!" Slayn said.

'Hmmm…Maybe I could take Hugh up on his offer of taking Slayn in…' Yayoi thought silently. Just then….

CRASH!

"DAMMIT!" Hugh yelled after they crashed again.

"….Sorry…." Slayn said.

"….Then again….maybe not…." Yayoi said.

DBF: Well that does it for this chapter please review!