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"Oh…"

"Holy…"

"Wow…"

"…my…"

"...I...wow…."

"What the-"

"OHMYGOD!"

"…just….wow…"

"…God…"

"I mean…what the-"

"Hey, guys!" Daniel said, beaming.

"What in the name of ANYTHING did you do, Daniel?" Jack asked, trying very hard to keep a serious face. "What were you THINKING?"

"What ARE you?" Sam asked, trying not to let her tears of laughter escape her eyes, for fear of her mascara running.

"And what were you THINKING?" Jack asked again.

"And you said I look scary?" Vala said, half under her breath.

Daniel took a quick look at Vala, who looked back at him innocently as if to say, 'what did I do? Its not like I'm the one dressed up as…whatever it is you're dressed up as!'", and then he spoke. "I'm a punk-rock…band……..person……….dude….…..thing….I think…"

"You THINK?" Jack asked.

"Well, I was going to be a giant marshmallow…but I needed the newspaper for Teal'cs costume…" He looked at Teal'c for confirmation.

"Indeed," Teal'c said, poking his costume.

"…So yeah, that didn't happen…" Daniel finished.

"Thank GOD!" Sam said.

"What's a marshmallow?" Vala asked Teal'c. He just stood there passively…and raised an eyebrow…and tilted his head…and I'm sure you've seen him do this enough times for me not to have to explain the whole situation…

"I could understand you not letting the marshmallow costume not happen, but you actually let THIS happen? How could you let this happen?" Jack asked, very confused.

"Not sure really…" Daniel said, making his way inside.

As he entered Sams living room, everyone stopped. Dead in their tracks. It was quiet…too quiet….you could hear a pin drop.

"What?" Daniel asked, because as he moved around the silent room, people seemed to move away from him, keeping exactly one foot between themselves and Daniel.

Sam, Jack, Teal'c, Mitchell, Vala, and Janet, all stared after their one-and-only temporary-tattooed, green spiky haired, one-sleeved-ripped t-shirt wearing Daniel Jackson.

Daniel continued moving around the room watching the people as they quickly moved away from him. He actually found it quite entertaining. "This is actually kind of fun!" Daniel said looking in the direction of his friends (minus Vala if you asked him), while also running around the room.

When Daniel was finally tired enough, he gave up and retired to the punch bowl. He grabbed a glass of punch and headed over towards the circle of his friends.

"Hey, Jack?" Daniel looked curiously, yet oddly offended, towards Jack. "Where's your costume?"

"I'm…wearing….it…" Jack said, having no idea what Daniel was talking about.

"Well I can see your wearing A costume, but not THE costume."

"Ummm…THE costume?" Jack questioned.

"Yeah! You know? The clown costume you bought when Teal'c, you, and I went costume shopping?"

Sam choked on her punch, and Janet chocked on a cookie she was eating. They began to giggle a little, and Jack gave them 'THE LOOK', and they stopped…really fast.

"Oh, right. That one. You really think I was going to wear a CLOWN costume?"

"Ummm….YES." Daniel looked at Jack as if he had three heads…well actually, who's to say that on one of their missions Jack didn't accidentally drink some sort of potion that made him have three heads? Anyways…back to the story…

"How 'bout….ummmm….NO" Jack said, sounding rather annoyed.

"Well what are you anyways?"

"What AM I? Didn't you ever pick up a comic book as a kid?"

"No…I was to busy, you know, going on digs…and being in museums…and stuff…"

"Don't TELL me you have never heard of BATMAN!" Jack practically yelled. A few people standing next to Jack looked at him, and he mouthed "sorry" to them.

"Bat-man?" Daniel asked.

"Yes. Batman."

"Oh…ok."

A few moments of silence passed by, and then Janet finally noticed Sams costume.

"Sam…?"

"Yeah?"

"THIS was your, and I quote, 'better idea'?"

"Yup."

"A princess?"

"Yeah, well I was going to be Catwoman, or the devil, but I gave the devil costume to Vala and anyways, I didn't like the idea of leather."

"Gotta love a Carter in leather." Jack said, although he thought he just thought it, instead of actually saying it.

Daniel choked on the punch he was drinking, Teal'c raised an eyebrow, Janet raised both, Cassie smirked with a little giggle, and Vala, Mitchell, and Sam just kind…of stood there.

"Colonel?" General Hammond turned to look at Jack.

"Ummmm…..ummmmm….oh look! I seem to have run out of punch!" Jack said, taking Daniels punch glass, as he didn't even have one in the first place, and speed walking to the punch bowl, getting his own glass and chugging a few glasses of punch.

"Anyways…." Sam said. "I'll be over there…" She pointed to a random corner of her house.

"Oh no you will not!" Janet said, taking Sam by the arm. "What do you think of Cassies' costume? I made it myself!"

"You MADE it? YOU made it?" Sam said, Janet didn't notice Sams change of emphasis. "Its beautiful!" Sam said, looking at Cassie's fairy costume.

Cassies costume was a deep blue with a bright green. It had sparkles on the wings, as well as the costume. She had on blue shoes that matched the color of the of the costume.

"Thank you, Sam." Janet said.

"Excuse me," Daniel said, "but since, um, Jack took my punch, I'm gonna go and get some more." He half smiled as he said this.

They watched Daniel go, but instead of getting a glass of punch, he seemed to turn down the hallway. They didn't think anything of it at the time, so they just kept talking.

"I also wish to be excused," Teal'c said, giving a slight bow as he did so. He sat down on the couch, his costume making a slight crunching noise as he did so.

"Does anyone have any newspaper?" Mark called out. He appeared to be doing an arts-and-crafts project with his kids.

"Indeed I do," Teal'c said, reaching into his bright orange pumpkin costume, complete with an orange hat with a stem, and pulling out bundles of newspaper.

"Thanks, uh…"

"Teal'c."

"Thanks, Teal'c," Mark said.

At this point Daniel came back into the room. "Teal'c! What are you doing! Without the news paper your pumpkin costume will….will…will deflate!"

"Oh…"

"Holy…"

"Wow…"

"…my…"

"...I...wow…."

"What the-"

"OHMYGOD!"

"…just….wow…"

"…God…"

"What the-"

"What?" Daniel asked his friends. "What's wrong?"

Thank you so much for reading this! There is more to come if you would like it! If you are wondering about how Teal'c scares the kids…well…that's coming in the next chapter…I think. Lol.

I have already started the next chapter. In fact, this chapter was a little longer but I decided to put some of the stuff that I had in this chapter into the next one! I hope to post the next chapter soon…if you want me to continue, lol.

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