((Author's Notes: I decided to write a plotted fanfic. I mean, how many are there really that I write? Thank goodness, a non-JAT though. And complete Kurt/Lance/Kitty love triangles. Gotta love those. Shall I explain the plot? Nein. I think I'll just let you read and figure it out yourself. Can you guess who gets the girl? Oh, and to compromise, if you read and reveiw my story, I'll do the same for you. I'm a nice little furry elf, aren't I?))

((Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men: Evolution or the X-Men. But I do own this awesome Slayers Tape I got from eBay! I love Slayers the Motion Picture!))

Bayville High Drama Club Presents... "Romeo & Juliet"

by N I G H T C R A W L E R

With Monday came the auditions. Kitty had been so jittery all day, bursting out into Shakes-speach at any moment. Rogue had giggled when at breakfast, Logan asked her to pass the sausage, and she exclaimed. "AY, ME!"

But by lunch it was becoming annoying. Finally, when Rogue had had enough of the outbursts, this one ending with "A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet!", she tossed a banana at Kitty's head.

"Like, ow, Rogue! What was that for?!" She'd yelled, grabbing the banana which had found itself beside her on the floor.

Rogue looked directly at Kitty, and sighed. "You're too tense. If they see that, then you'll never get the part."

Kitty sighed. "You're right. I'll be back," Kitty slid out from behind the table and walked to the bathroom, which was located outside the cafeteria. She moved into a stall and quickly sat down on the toilet.

You have to get ahold of yourself, Kitty, she told herself. You have to go through with this. You can do it. Think of Kurt. He's blue and fuzzy and he's still trying out for the part.

Kitty giggled at her own comment when she heard other people enter the girl's bathroom. She hushed herself quickly, and let the conversation flow gently through the stall door and into her ears.

"You know that Alvers boy is going to get the part of Romeo. He's already set it up," One voice said.

Another replied. "Yeah. Because he knows that Kitty is going to get Juliet."

"I hate her, the stupid ho." That was the first voice again.

"Now now. I live with her. She's alright." That voice sounded familiar.. Jean!

The second voice soon chimed in. "I just wish I had a chance against her."

"Who else is trying out for Romeo?" The first voice again.

"Kurt Wagner, and Lance Alvers, and.. I believe thats it." Jean said. Kitty heard the opening and closing of makeup compacts and the zipping and unzipping of bookbags and purses.

"And who do you want to get the part, Jean?"

"I don't know, Lauren." Voice one ended up being Lauren, the cheerleader from the drama club. "We'll just have to see who's best for the part. So, Mia, you're trying out for Juliet?"

"Yeah," Mia was the only freshman who'd made the varsity cheerleading team. She was so good, they promoted her to the highest step. "As a matter of fact, I'm Lance's partner."

"Oh?" Jean sounded inquisitive. "I wonder if Kitty and Kurt are going to audition together.." Jean picked up something. Another presense. She checked, and soon found it was Kitty. "I hope they are," she said, a little louder. "They make such a cute couple."

The final zipping up of a bookbag was heard, and the three girls exited the bathroom.

Kitty unlocked the door to the stall and looked around outside it to see if anyone else was there.

A cute couple, huh? She thought, looking in the mirror. She pushed her chestnut hair back, and smiled. Thats sweet of her. I should tell her how cute she and Scott look together. But then she'd probably psychically toss a chair at my head.

Kitty smiled, round marks of color forming around her cheeks, blushing.

She walked out of the bathroom, feeling better than she had before she'd entered.