((Author's Notes: I decided to write a plotted fanfic. I mean, how many are
there really that I write? Thank goodness, a non-JAT though. And complete
Kurt/Lance/Kitty love triangles. Gotta love those. Shall I explain the
plot? Nein. I think I'll just let you read and figure it out yourself. Can
you guess who gets the girl? Oh, and to compromise, if you read and reveiw
my story, I'll do the same for you. I'm a nice little furry elf, aren't
I?))
((Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men: Evolution or the X-Men. I don't own the fluffy white stuff on the lawn either. Hurray for snow and extended Christmas Vacation! Yay!))
((Author's Note: This is just an interlude, a little gift for everyone because it is taking me too long to write the next chapter. I'm really having a hard time with this one, ya'll. But this should make up for everything my little readers have missed, ja?))
Bayville High Drama Club Presents... "AN INTERLUDE TO ROMEN NOODLE-O AND TOI-LET"
by Oxymoron colaberating with N I G H T C R A W L E R
A chibified Kurt walks onstage.
Kurt: Ahem. Tonight we at Bayville High School of Complete Chibiness present to you 'Romen Noodle-o and Toi-let,' a premiere play written by Shake-that-sphere. Without further ado, we will start the play.
Kurt walks offstage, and the curtains open to show chibis of Pietro, Toad, and Wolverine. Pietro and Toad obviously played Mercutio and Benvolio, and Wolverine was Tybalt.
Pietro: We're going to beat you up, Tybalt!
Toad: Yeah, yo! We're gonna kill ya!
Wolverine: Oh, yeah?
Pietro and Toad: YEAH!
Wolverine: Okay. Bring it on. ::Extends his claws.::
Pietro and Toad: OKAY!
They both run at Wolverine and become shish-ca-bob.
Pietro: That wasn't in the script.
The curtains close.
And re-open to show our Toi-let, Jean, and Romen Noodle-O, Scott Summers.
Jean: I told you, I don't like wussies who can't open they're eyes without killing me when I look into them.
Scott: You're beautiful!
Jean: I know.
Scott: I love you!
Jean: I care?
Kitty walks up behind Jean, obviously playing the nurse.
Kitty: Is something bothering you, Miss Toi-let?
Jean: Yes. Him.
She points to Scott.
Kitty hurls a spear at Scott, killing him within contact.
Jean: Thank you.
Curtain Close.
Kurt walks back out.
Kurt: THATS IT! A STORY OF REAL TRAGEDY, JA? DON'T FORGET DONATIONS!
((Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men: Evolution or the X-Men. I don't own the fluffy white stuff on the lawn either. Hurray for snow and extended Christmas Vacation! Yay!))
((Author's Note: This is just an interlude, a little gift for everyone because it is taking me too long to write the next chapter. I'm really having a hard time with this one, ya'll. But this should make up for everything my little readers have missed, ja?))
Bayville High Drama Club Presents... "AN INTERLUDE TO ROMEN NOODLE-O AND TOI-LET"
by Oxymoron colaberating with N I G H T C R A W L E R
A chibified Kurt walks onstage.
Kurt: Ahem. Tonight we at Bayville High School of Complete Chibiness present to you 'Romen Noodle-o and Toi-let,' a premiere play written by Shake-that-sphere. Without further ado, we will start the play.
Kurt walks offstage, and the curtains open to show chibis of Pietro, Toad, and Wolverine. Pietro and Toad obviously played Mercutio and Benvolio, and Wolverine was Tybalt.
Pietro: We're going to beat you up, Tybalt!
Toad: Yeah, yo! We're gonna kill ya!
Wolverine: Oh, yeah?
Pietro and Toad: YEAH!
Wolverine: Okay. Bring it on. ::Extends his claws.::
Pietro and Toad: OKAY!
They both run at Wolverine and become shish-ca-bob.
Pietro: That wasn't in the script.
The curtains close.
And re-open to show our Toi-let, Jean, and Romen Noodle-O, Scott Summers.
Jean: I told you, I don't like wussies who can't open they're eyes without killing me when I look into them.
Scott: You're beautiful!
Jean: I know.
Scott: I love you!
Jean: I care?
Kitty walks up behind Jean, obviously playing the nurse.
Kitty: Is something bothering you, Miss Toi-let?
Jean: Yes. Him.
She points to Scott.
Kitty hurls a spear at Scott, killing him within contact.
Jean: Thank you.
Curtain Close.
Kurt walks back out.
Kurt: THATS IT! A STORY OF REAL TRAGEDY, JA? DON'T FORGET DONATIONS!