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Chaos: Hello people!
Joe: Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Disclaimer:
Sokka: No one owns me!
Aang: No one would want to own you!
(No offence to any Sokka fans!)
Haru: Katara can own me!
Katara: Oh really…? (Raises eyebrow)
Haru: Don't look at me like that…stop it… your scaring me!
Zhao: Sokka, I want to own….your shoes.
Zuko: Shut up about the shoes! You already have mine!
Haru: How did he get your shoes?
Zuko: I traded them for her! (Points a Katara)
Sokka: So let me get this straight, you own Katara?
Katara: And I own Haru…
Zuko: So I own both of you! (Rubs hand together) I like this!
Aang: The point is, the people who wrote this fic don't own us or any other avatar related thing…so don't sue!
Zuko is currently beating Zhao with Sokka's shoes.
Fairy Pyrate: Now on with the story!
Chaos: Yes, read it now or die!
Joe: Read!
Chaos: Die Katara!
Fairy Pyrate: She hates Katara, obviously.
Joe: Die Katara!
Chapter 1
An Obsession of Shoes
Part 1
Uncle Iroh: "Prince Zuko. . . do you know where the Avatar is?"
Zuko: "No uncle, I'm trying to find the insufferable girl!"
Uncle Iroh: "We are not after the avatar?"
Zuko: "The girl must die first!"
Commander Zhao jumps out of a delivery box.
Commander Zhao: "I want a rematch!"
Meanwhilein the earth-bending nation
Haru: Father, I must help Katara. She's in trouble, I can sense it!"
To the trio of five
Sokka: "He he ha ha nenarnenarnenar I've got your shoe. Ha ha nenarnenarnenar."
Katara: "Give it back! Sokka give it back! I'll show you! Earth-bending style!"
Sokka: "Hey! That was my idea! Besides, it won't work out here! Nenar nenarnenar"
Sokka rolls over laughing. Katara water-bends and drenches Sokka.
Sokka: "Hey, how come every time you do 'magic,' I'm the one who gats magicanited on!"
Katara: "Ha! That's not even a real word!"
Sokka: "Yes it is!"
Aang: 'No it's not Sokka . . . I will save the day!'
Aang grabs Katara's other shoe and wackes Sokka. Aang kneels on one knee and presents the shoe to Katara.
Aang: "I'm better than Haru now!"
Katara shows a disgusted look mixed with surprise. Sokka laughs hysterically and Katara joins in. Aang smiles at his joke.
Sokka: "You're not serious right? 'Cause Katara LOVES him ad he's HER BOYFRIEND!"
Katara: "What! He's not my boyfriend, (Sokka opens his mouth) or fiancé! (Sokka closes mouth)
Haru walks out of the bushes.
Haru: "I'm not what. . . ?
Sokka: "Her boyfriend."
Katara: "Sokka!"
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Joe: And you guys didn't send any flames! Woohooo!