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Fairy Pyrate: We also have news for you Joe will not be updating for quite a while since she's band from the computer.
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Chaos: ….Thank you for the reviews!
Disclaimer:
Disclaimer:
Sokka: No one owns me!
Aang: No one would want to own you!
(No offence to any Sokka fans!)
Haru: Katara can own me!
Katara: Oh really…? (Raises eyebrow)
Haru: Don't look at me like that…stop it… your scaring me!
Zhao: Sokka, I want to own….your shoes.
Zuko: Shut up about the shoes! You already have mine!
Haru: How did he get your shoes?
Zuko: I traded them for her! (Points a Katara)
Sokka: So let me get this straight, you own Katara?
Katara: And I own Haru…
Zuko: So I own both of you! (Rubs hand together) I like this!
Aang: The point is, the people who wrote this fic don't own us or any other avatar related thing…so don't sue!
Zuko is currently beating Zhao with Sokka's shoes.
Chaos: Now to the fic!
Obsessions of Shoes Part 2
Prince Zuko's Ship
Zuko said indifferently, "Shut up Zhao! I don't have time for your childish behavior."
"How dare you talk to me like that, you insolent child!" Zhao growls fiercely.
Zuko turned an interesting color before his voice reverberated from the walls, "I AM NOT A CHILD, I'M A TEENAGER!" Zuko then proceeds to grab Zhao by the collar, drags him to the deck and throws the screaming commander overboard.
Somewhere else on the ship
Guard 1 looks around his post in confusion, "Did you here that girly man scream?"
Guard 2 responds, "It sounded more like a manly girl scream?"
Both Guards then shrug indifferently.
Back to Zuko
Zuko mutters to inanimate objects, "Stupid…people…I hate…not a kid…Avatar's girlfriend must die!
Avatar and Co.
Haru asked bewildered, "What?"
Katara quickly replies, "It's nothing!" She starts to panic.
Sokka said deviously, "No, not nothing you're her-" At this point Katara attacks Sokka and takes his shoes.
Sokka grumbles, "Okay Katara, I get the point. Now give me back my shoes!" Sokka then lunges toward Katara, and grabs his shoe, which is now wet from Katara's "magic".
Haru asked curiously, "Do you have any idea how they lived together so long with out ripping each others head off?"
Aang replies happily, "Nope. Hey, want to put their (Katara and Sokka's) shoes in Momo's ears?
Haru answers, "Sure why not… he is a giant eared cretin."
Aang smirks, "His ears aren't as big as Sokka's, though."
Sokka said indignantly, "Hey I heard that!
Katara laughs and utters, "Well, it is true.
"I heard that, too! Just for that I'm gonna steal your shoe when you LEAST EXPECT IT! Then I'll hide it and your never find it! MUWAHAHAHA!" Sokka claimed triumphantly.
Katara raises an eyebrow, "Yeah right, and where are you gonna hide it…in your ear?"
Everyone laughs at Katara's remark.
Aang compliments, "Good one Katara!"
Sokka stalks off, muttering to himself.
Fairy Pyrate: We're finally done!
Chaos: Well this chapter is slightly longer please enjoy!
Joe: Yah! Please R&R!BI!