Fairy Pyrate: It's my turn to update! Wooohooo!
Joe: Yeah for you (sarcastically).
Disclaimer:
Sokka: No one owns me!
Aang: No one would want to own you!
(No offence to any Sokka fans!)
Haru: Katara can own me!
Katara: Oh really…? (Raises eyebrow)
Haru: Don't look at me like that…stop it… your scaring me!
Zhao: Sokka, I want to own….your shoes.
Zuko: Shut up about the shoes! You already have mine!
Haru: How did he get your shoes?
Zuko: I traded them for her! (Points at Katara)
Sokka: So let me get this straight, you own Katara?
Katara: And I own Haru…
Zuko: So I own both of you! (Rubs hand together) I like this!
Aang: The point is, the people who wrote this fic don't own us or any other avatar related thing…so don't sue!
Zuko is currently beating Zhao with Sokka's shoes.
Chaos: Now this chptr is the one really Zhao bashing.
Joe: time to read the chptr!
Still Another, Obsession of Shoes, part 4
Uncle Iroh is calmly sipping his tea as Zuko rants about not being a kid and Avatar's girlfriend.
"Grr . . ." Zuko starts throwing very pointy objects around the cabin/chamber.
"That little boy will pay!" exclaimed Commander Zhao, "He ruined my silk boxers!" Zhao manages to climb up the boat/ship. He then bursts into Zuko's room. "you shall pay for you're insubordination!" Zhao opens his mouth to say more, when Zuko chucks Uncle Iroh's teapot at Zhao's face. Zhao is too slow to duck from the flying teapot.
CRASH! BAM! BOOM! Zhao is screaming like a girly man, again. Now Zhao currently has a red imprint of a teapot on the side of his face.
"My beautiful face is ruined!" Zhao screams.
"Who ever said it was beautiful in the first place?" Zuko mutters.
Meanwhile
Katara and Haru are walking alone, together.
"So. . . Have you gotten your mother's necklace back?" Haru asks, trying to start a conversation.
"No, Prince Zuko probably has it and is looking for me" Katara says depressed, "Why are you here?"
"I. . . Had this feeling. . . that you were. . . in trouble."
Fairy Pyrate: Sorry to leave this cliff hanger, but there really isn't a good stopping point for a while.
Chaos: Sure…
Joe: Right…
Fairy Pyrate: No, really. Deal!
Chaos: Oh yeah, thanks to all who reviewed, recently.
Joe: Bi!