Fairy Pyrate: Today is the last day of school!
Chaos: No more Mrs. Bayliss!
Joe: No more school, period!
Fairy Pyrate: Anyway, here's your chptr.
Disclaimer:
Sokka: No one owns me!
Aang: No one would want to own you!
(No offence to any Sokka fans!)
Haru: Katara can own me!
Katara: Oh really…? (Raises eyebrow)
Haru: Don't look at me like that…stop it… your scaring me!
Zhao: Sokka, I want to own….your shoes.
Zuko: Shut up about the shoes! You already have mine!
Haru: How did he get your shoes?
Zuko: I traded them for her! (Points at Katara)
Sokka: So let me get this straight, you own Katara?
Katara: And I own Haru…
Zuko: So I own both of you! (Rubs hand together) I like this!
Aang: The point is, the people who wrote this fic don't own us or any other avatar related thing…so don't sue!
Zuko is currently beating Zhao with Sokka's shoes.
Hopefully the Last Obsession of Shoes Part 5
"Sokka, you look tired…" Aang says.
"No, I look bored," Sokka replies agitatedly(?).
"What do you think Katara and Haru(he hisses out name) are doing?"
"I think I have a pretty good idea…you just have to know how they think," Sokka taps his head repeadly, then, he accidently pokes his eye(1). "Owwww!"
"Ha ha ha ha. Good one Sokka. Hey, is the food ready yet? I'm going to find the not so lovely cough 'cause of Haru cough couple," Aang 'coughs' again.
"What food? Oh- is someone jealous?" Sokka taunts.
"NO! Did you eat all the food?"
"NO! Don't you have some people to find?"
Aang walks to the woods to where Katara and Haru are.
Haru and Katara are in an open clearing surrounded by bushes.
"Uh…Katara…I also wanted to…uh…tell you…something" Haru starts.
The bushes rustle and a stick cracks.
"Um, Haru, could you hold on a minute, I heard something," Katara says as she walks to the bushes. As she gets closer, suddenly, the bushes catch fire and Fire-nation warriors grab Katara from behind.
"Ahhhh! It's the Fire-nation! Run Haru!" she screams. Katara turns around to find Haru also captured by Fire-nation warriors. Katara and Haru try to earth- and water-bend, but soldiers quickly restrain them. Haru is gagged, a puff of gas is blown in his face, and he becomes limp in the soldiers arms.
"Haru!" Katara screams. Katara is now gagged and the puff of gas is blown in her face. She remembers no more.
Aang is following the tracks of Katara and Haru when he comes to the point where they stop at the clearing and were captured slightly earlier. He's confused because the tracks suddenly stop.
"Katara? Haru? Where are you guys?" He walks over to the burned bush and now notices the additional Fire-nation tracks.
"Katara!" Aang hurries back to camp on his whirly air ball as fast as he can go. He stumbles upon Sokka who is stuffing his face.
"Fire-nation…captured…Katara!" Aang stutters, out of breath. Sokka chokes.
"Ha ha, good one Aang."
"I'm serious Sokka!"
"Okay, okay, let me pack everything," Sokka finishes stuffing his face with the rest of the food. "Okay, all done."
Katara wakes up in an empty white room with no doors or windows. She's utterly alone.
"Sokka? Aang?" She suddenly remembers what happened. "Haru!"
"Sokka, come on, I'm getting old here!" Aang says impatiently.
"Well you really are 112 years old," states Sokka.
"Just come on…Appa yip yip."
Meanwhile
A bumbling guard burst through the door before Zhao can lunge toward Zuko.
"Sir, there has been a report that the girl you seek has been captures by his(he points at Zhao) crew," says Guard 1.
"What!" Zuko roars.
Zhao laughs like a diabolical idiot. Uncle Iroh is still sipping his tea, enjoying the free entertainment.
Meanwhile
"Katara, where are you?" Haru calls.
"Haru? Haru is that you?" Katara shouts back.
"Katara where are you?"
Meanwhile
"I WANT THE GIRL!" Zuko shouts.
"You must trade something for the brat," Zhao says craftfully(haha).
"What is it that you want?"
"Your "trendy" boot-shoes."
"wtf?"
"Your shoes please."
Zuko takes off his red and black boot like shoes and shoves them into Zhao's "manly" hands.
"Probably won't fit your apely feet," Zuko mutters.
"I'll send the girl by FedEx(we do not own them)!" says Zhao cheerfully.
"How much do I have to pay for shipping and handling?" asks Zuko, pulling out his wallet.
"It is free! I will be going now." Zhao walks over to his ship which just happens to be anchored next to Zuko's ship. 2 FedEx/Kinko(we do not own them either) throw over the box. Zuko walks toward the moving box.
Fairy Pyrate: I'm sorry for the cliffy again. Really, I am. I have to get going.
Joe: Right…
Chaos: Sure…
Joe: Oh, so we're not special?
Fairy Pyrate: You're special.
Chaos: Yeah, you're special ed.
Joe: Hey! That's not cool.
Fairy Pyrate: Okay, anyway, hope you liked this chptr. Chaos gets it next, so…………………………………………………….. Review, Please!
Joe: thankx to those who did!
Chaos: No more Mrs. Bayliss(starts doing a dance)
Joe: No more workbook!
Fairy Pyrate: No more notes!
Everyone: No more SCIENCE!