The Book

by FairyPyrateChaosJoe

Sokka isn't Katara's brother! Momo has a girlfriend!Who are those three people! What's up with the shoes? Read and find out! Character Death. This fic is full of stupidity...oh and it has nothing to do with a book! Any Flames sent this way will be tossed

7. Teen Titans

Chaos: I am sorry (not) that I haven't updated in like for ever…..

Fairy Pyrate: She was just being lazy…again…

Chaos: Hey!

Joe: Food!(Runs after moving food)

Disclaimer:

You already know we don't own the Avatar or Teen Titans (Starfire Needs To DIE!), so get a life and stop suing us.

Teen Titans

Aang and Sokka

Sokka says in a proud voice, "I see two ships up ahead."

Aang gives him a deadpanned look and replies, "I see it too...well, what are we waiting for, lets go save Katara!" Aang thinks 'and leave Haru there. Muwahahahaha!'

Aang and Sokka land next to the ships, they then quietly jump off Appa.

Sokka whispers quietly, "Hey, we should take our shoes off so they won't hear us coming."

Aang grins like an idiot, "Great idea Sokka! Wow! I never knew you had a brain!"

Sokka nods sagely, "Ahh, I do have a brain...it's that I don't use it…much."

They take off their shoes and stuff them in Momo's ear for safe keeping.

Aang questioned Sokka, "I hope are shoes aren't covered in ear wax."

Sokka groaned in agony, "You are disgusting."

Zuko and twitching FedEx box

Zuko approaches the wooden box with caution, while peeking through the hole carefully, the box starts twitching uncontrollably. Zuko falls back on his butt (A/N buttocks, glutinous maxim us, ass, bottom, behind, rear, rear end, what ever the hell you want to call it.) startled, as the box tips to the side, feet pops out of large holes.

Katara is still in the box, mesmerized by the magically color box (or known as the T.V.). The T.V. blares the episode of Mad Mod 2 from the Teen Titans.

Beast Boy says in a haughty British accent, "You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star!"

Zuko growls, "What the Fuck!"

Katara stands up (still in the box) and runs into the wall repeatedly; she falls over after running into the wall for the 15th time, the box tips over so that her feet are sticking up in the air, her shoes then fall off. (A/N I know this is a run on sentence!)

While all this stupidity was going on Beast Boy is drooling from being hypnotized.

Zuko yelled to the guard, "Take that box to the extremely sterile torture chamber!"

Chaos, Fairy Pyrate, Joe: Uhhh...awkward silence

FP: err…NO MORE SCHOOL!

Chaos: Hell Yah!

Joe: Evil be gone! Evil Cheetoh bags!(u don't want to know)

FP: Thanx for ur reviews!