Chaos: Yo! Peoples it's me updating again!

Fairy Pyrate: Your and idiot!

Joe: No I'm not!

Disclaimer:

I don't own anything except my Barbie collection! Don't Sue, besides I'm broke….

Who's A Fire bender?

Aang and Sokka

Aang whispered fiercely, "Come on Sokka!"

As the duo begin to walk, Sokka notices a pair of familiar shoes, he jabs Aang quite painfully in the ribs and points to the shoes and says excitedly, "Aang look, those are Katara's shoes! She must be close."

Aang with his hair brained idea says, "Quick, lets put them in Momo's ears!" They then shove the shoes into Momo's ears.

Zhao's crappy ship (Zuko's ship is way better!)

"Where have you taken Katara?", growls a pissed off Haru.

Zhao replies indifferently, "Traded her for shoes…why do you care?...Besides, you're going to help me catch the avatar."

Haru questions suspiciously, "How?"

Zhao replies thoughtfully, "From my 'vast' knowledge you're his best friend."

Haru snorts indignantly "Yeah right!"

Zhao shrugs and replies dryly, "Then I guess I'll just have to throw you overboard."

Haru laughs uneasily, "I… was just kidding…he he."

Zhao snorts, "You better be."

Aang and Sokka

Aang whispers urgently, "Hurry up Sokka! I'm growing a beard here!"

Sokka whispers a reply, "You're a 112! Besides you can never be too careful." He starts to tip toe, moving as fast as a snail on weed.

Aang groans in frustration, "Uhhhrrrggg!" Aang air bends, to lift both of them off the ground and into the air (this reduces the noise, so Sokka will actually beat the high snail in a race.)

Sokka squawks indignantly and starts to flap his arms like a retarded chicken.

Aang quickly air bends and roughly stuffs a gag into Sokka oversized mouth. Aang fiercely whispers, "Sokka shut up!"

Sokka glares while still flapping his arm like a chicken on drugs.

Zuko

Zuko starts to shout commands, "Intruders! Guards get them! It will be the Avatar and his moronic sidekick! Capture the Avatar!

Aang and Sokka

Aang whispers to Sokka urgently," Sokka! There are guards coming! Be Quiet!" Sokka knits his brow together angrily. Aang says sheepishly, "Wait, you can't talk never mind." Aang grins like an idiot, then levitates them so they are pressed against the ceiling, he slowly inches them across the ceiling above the guards head. But the last one notices them and yells to his comrades.

(A/N You get some action!)

Sokka becomes angry, and flames begin to lick his hands. He has seen his sister do her 'magic' so he imitates her in a more deadly fashion, with every intention to kill. Fire balls leap from his out stretched hand and attack the guard in a beastly manner. The fire does not disperse, but engulfs the soldier until he is ash. (A/N never piss of Sokka)

Aang loses his concentration in astonishment, the duo begin to fall to the ground, but Aang reigns in enough of his common sense to catch the both of them and lower to the ground safely. Sokka looks at his hands, they seem normal, but they're hiding his great and terrible power. Aang backs away slightly, unsure what to think at the moment.

Sokka finely whispers gravely, "I'm a fire bender."

Chaos: That's all for now! Muwahahahaha!

Fp: You have no life! sighs

Joe: Yay! Cliffy! Does a happy dance