FP: Hello, Sorry about the very very long wait.

Chaos: yeah, she's sorry.

Joe: Well you also did get The Book, but you didn't update…

Chaos: Well, she had it twice.

FP: Yeah, I'm sorry. You all can get over it! Here's your story.

Chaos: That was kind of mean…

FP: Shut up. Does it look like I care?

Joe: Yes.

Chapter 9: A Junky/Trendy Necklace

"Where is the Avatar?" Zhao asks Haru. Haru answers, thinking quickly.

"He is…going…to…sail the vastest ocean. At the end of the vastest ocean, there is the smallest island. There is some of every nation there…except air benders of course, because they're all dead. But he is going there to master all the elements." Haru takes a deep breath. But little does Haru know, there is an island like this, except there are air-benders.

"There are fire-benders not under fire-nation control!" Zhao yells in rage(don't know why he's really ticked about that, but he is.) "Prepare a fleet to cross the 'vastest' ocean!" Zhao orders. Haru smirks to himself. "You," Zhao points to Haru, 'Are coming with us." Haru fills with the pit gut feeling of dread.

Meanwhile

"Sokka, you're a fire-bender?" Aang whispers nervously.

"I…I think so," replies Sokka shakily.

"And Momo, you're an earth-bender right?"

Momo makes Momo noise.

"Cool! We have the four nations united, as friends! Just us 4!" Aang says strangely happily.

"Uh, Aang, Haru is an earth-bender," Sokka reminds Aang.

"He doesn't count," Aang replies darkly.

"Sure," Sokka says sarcastically. "Anyway, we need to rescue Katara." Aang's face brightens.

"Yeah! But how are we going to get past the guards?"

"Hello! We have an air-bender and a fire-bender," Sokka states being Mr. Master of the Obvious in a 'you're an idiot' voice. "We could…"

"But they don't know that you're a fire-bender."

"Exactly. We could take them by even more surprise.'

"If they find out you're a fire-bender, then you'll be much higher, no, you would get on, and be very high, on the 'Chart of People to Get.'"

"They have a chart called 'People to Get'?" Sokka asks disbelieving.

"Yup. I saw it. Guess who's number 1!" Aang sings.

"That's so lame."

"Yeah, I know."

"Anyway, you're right. We don't want to give them another reason to find us."

Meanwhile

Prince Zuko mutters to himself as he walks toward 'The Dungeon'.

"Stupid guards can't capture a bald kid and a b-ig ea-red cr-e-tin."

Prince Zuko opens the door to the extremely sterile torture chamber.

"Hello short girl."

Katara is currently watching Avatar: The Last Air bender on the TV. Zuko burns up TV.

"I have something that belongs to you," Zuko says casually.

"What…Do you have my shoes?"

"Maybe…"

"Maybe always means no. So, what do you have, you fire-bending mushroom?"

"Mushroom good." Yeah, that was really random. Zuko whips out the junky/trendy necklace.

"My mother's/my junky/trendy necklace!" Katara exclaims. Zuko s-l-o-w-l-y burns the junky/trendy necklace. Remember, this is a torture room. Katara jumps up from her spot in the room and lunges for the necklace. Zuko moves out of the way, but he drops the remains of the necklace.

"Y…you…how could you," Katara sobs. Tears start streaming from her eyes.

"It's rather easy. You burn the molecules in the air," Zuko says indifferently.

"I will kill you!" growls the very angry Katara. Katara starts blasting water that just happens to be in the room, in Zuko's direction. Zuko starts doing back flips to advoid the flying projectiles. Zuko then does some weird and funky move and trips Katara. She falls back and is now unconscious. Zuko sighs, he is wet from one of the water projectiles. He picks up Katara and dumps her on her cot. He walks out of the sterile torture chamber.

"Stupid short girl got me wet," Zuko mutters to himself. He then sees the Avatar and his sidekick.

"Where's my sister!" Sokka shouts.

"She's dead! Mwuahahahaha!"

(A/N and here comes the insult contest)

"No! You dirty, rotten, stinkin', maggot-licking, scarred face moron! I HATE YOU!" Sokka screams. Aang recognizes the signs of Sokka's fiery anger.

"Sokka! No! Whoa!" He puts up an air-shield because really stupid guards tried to take a cheap shot on Aang from behind. Sokka is becoming steadily angrier.

"You Nose-picking, fart-sniffing, Puss-licking, Zit-faced, ugly, disgraceful IDIOT!" (A/N Yeah, its from Sandlot. That's a pretty good movie.) Zuko is also becoming angry.

"You will pay you 4 year old algae eating scum!" (A/N really lame comeback) Zuko spins around and kicks up fire, thinking that Sokka is a no-bending moron. Sokka purs up a fire shield to block the attack.

"You…You can fire-bend?" Zuko stutters. He drops his defenses in astonishment. Sokka pushes the wall of fire at Zuko. The wall slams Zuko into the wall, and blasts him through it into Katara's now not so extremely sterile torture chamber. Sokka sees Katara and he mistakenly thinks that she is dead. Aang has finally finished with the guards and turns to see Katara on the cot.

"Katara!" Aang rushes over on his whirly-air ball. He air-bends air into Katara's mouth to try to quicken her very slow breathing. Katara's eyes flutter.

Meanwhilein the middle of the ocean

"You! Where is this smallest island?" Zhao thunders.

"At the end of the vastest ocean," Haru states.

"Where!" Zhao shouts. Fire is beginning to form in his eyes.

"I don't know! The Avatar flies on a flying bison over big distances! I have never even been to the island!" Haru shouts back, agitated.

"You are useless!" Zhao shoots fire at Haru. Haru can only dodge since they are in the middle of the ocean and he cannot earth-bend. Haru suddenly find himself surrounded by fire-nation warriors, prepared to attack.

FP: Ha Ha ha! Cliffy!

Chaos: Okay, the story behind the junky/trendy necklace thing. When I was suppose to write in The Book, we had CRCT testing.

Joe: Stupid testing our state makes us do, or is that our county.

FP: no, Gateway is county.

Joe: I hate the gateway. Maybe CRCT is country, I don't know.

FP: Stupid Georgia politicians. Made us take stupid tests. Made us learn about stupid state history. Who cares about the Bourbour trimvvirate or whatever!

Chaos: anyway, they asked really stupid questions about the word trendy.

Joe; Yeah, those were really gay questions.

FP: Hopefully we all got them right. There is a difference between buffalo and bison. I was watching animal planet(if anyone from my soccer team is reading this, its not about that new species of human I was telling you guys about), and they said that one has 12 teeth, and the other has 13 teeth. I don't remember which has what number of teeth, but that is the difference.

Joe: Wow. That's great.

Chaos: Oh, forgot to thank those who reviewed! Please all review! We haven't gotten very many recently.

Joe: Bi!