"As you see here my good little friend. We have the most exsplicitic... or however you say it, the most exsplictic show for you here today! I welcome you to, Ed's Sea Ranch: Dos Excitida!" Eddy said in an announcer voice
Goten tried to keep a straight face and half-heartedly clapped to cheer him on. Eddy held out his hands to present the sign and then lowered them and held up a fake microphone. Ed was behind the sign, out of seeing distance.
"Now for only a quarter, you my good friend can see the wonderful show of sponges...and octopusses! Just a quarter and all of your dreams will come true!"
Goten hesisitated in giving Eddy a quarter. He shook his head uncomfortably. He thought about it for awhile and didn't say anything. Ed looked around at the sign and stared at it laughing. Eddy refrianed from his pose and looked angerily at Goten. He looked back up at Eddy and shook his head. Eddy's eyes litted up in anger.
"Why not!" Eddy screamed.
"Well sorry Eddy, but..." Goten stopped instantly
"What?"
Goten was looking back behind him and didn't say anything. Eddy looked confused and looked backwards. He saw Ed pulling on the overly huge sign that was stacked up on household appliances messily. Before Eddy had time to react, the sign came crashing down in a mountain of junk. Eddy didn't know what to react like. At first he was in shock, but then he went to complete anger when he overheard Goten laughing his socks off.
"Serves you right Eddy," Edd came up "That's what you get"
"Aww, but I worked so hard on that!" Eddy screamed
Ed scratched his head and giggled at what he had done. Eddy dropped to his knees and started moaning in anger.
"That was the greatest scam yet! And you ruined it!" Eddy yelled.
"Well I hate to say that I told you so, but..." Edd added
"He told you so..." Goten replied.
Eddy was still moaning on the ground and Edd walked over to him and knelt bescide him patting his back. Eddy looked up to Ed, who was rolling on the ground like a moron. Eddy was about to pound on him, but he noticed that Goten was gone and started looking around.
"Hey, where did the little tyke go to?" Eddy asked.
"Who, Goten?"
"Hey Ed! Where did Goten go to?"
"Ummmm...I forget"
"Ahhhhh! You idiot!"
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"So what's it like to come from a foreign land Vege-Goten?" Rolf said cheerfully.
"Why do you call me Vege-Goten"
"Well your head resembles a vegetable like on Rolf's old farm"
"Well, it's kinda wierd. I mean I've never had so much attention towards me in my life."
Rolf picked up a candied beet and handed it to Goten. He looked back at Rolf in confusion, then towards the beet. Rolf laughed at his expression and patted him on the shoulder cheerfully.
"You haven't lived until you tried one of Rolf's candied beets"
"Ugh... what is this"
"Ho ho! You mean to tell me that you've never tried one of these"
"Well...um, no."
Rolf took a step back and slapped him on his back. Goten flinched and looked up at Rolf confused.
"That was my customary shepard handshake""You mean to tell me you've never did that either? What were you? Born on a mountain? Ha ha! Come! Try it on me!"
Goten set the beet down and got off the stump he was sitting on. He dusted himself off and looked at Rolf. He was crouching down at Goten's height level. He pointed to his head and Goten slightly nodded to him. Goten slapped his forehead and sent Rolf flying to his shed and stirred up the animals in there. After a few moments he came out with eggs all over his blue hair. he looked shocked at first, then he started laughing. He came back over to Goten and patted him on the shoulder. Goten smiled at his appearence and started to giggle.
"You know what Vege-Goten? You impress Rolf."
Out of nowhere Eddy came to Rolf's wooden fence and hung over it looking at Goten.
"There you are tyke. Where have you been"
"Well... I was, uh"
"No matter. Come on! We need to go!"
Goten shook his head and Eddy jumped back. He had never accepted 'no' like that before and didn't really take it well either. He was about to jump over the fence, but a hand came out of nowhere and put a pickle in his mouth. Eddy fell down on his back and started to grab at his mouth. Ed came out of nowhere and started looking at Eddy excitedly. Eddy grumbled at what happened and sat up, spitting the pickle out of his mouth.
"Ed! What in the heck are you doing!"
"Pickle Eddy! I found alot of pickles"
"I'll give you a pickle! ... Hey wait, he left again!"