Fp: Hello peoples!
Chaos: Still sooooooo bored.
Kelsey: Hi!
Fp: Just so you know, when we wrote this, we were running out of ideas.
Chaos: Yeah, we were really desperate
Joe: As you will see the stupidity in this chapter!
Fp: But don't worry, this story will be going on for a long time.
Chaos: yeah it will
Joe: trust us. We filled a whole stupid spiral notebook of the stupid story.
Fp: We know, we're obsessed.
Chaos: Booooorrrrrrrreeeeedddd!
Joe: I like cheese.
Fp: that was random. Anyway, here's your chapter. Oh, and Momo's girlfriend and the three people are later, for those who wanted to know. Oh, and I'm really, really, really sorry about the huge super long wait. School started, and I've been so busy with Cross Country and Soccer…
Chaos: And I've had The Book, and I've been really, really lazy…
Joe: And my parents are stupid!
Fp: And I'm still really sorry. Don't hate us! Please! Anyway, just to make you happy, this chapter will be long and very very very action packed. Get the point?
Disclaimer: We do not own any Avatar people, things, etc. And we do not own Hit Me Baby One More Time, let's see, is there anything else that we don't own…well, other than anything that we don't own anything (which in this fic so far is nothing) except the cool amazingly ingenius plot that Sokka is a fire-bender and Zuko's brother. Yeah, that's right, it's a cool amazingly ingenius plot.
Truth or Dare
"So…." Zuko tries to start up a conversation. Sokka starts to gurgle on spit.
"Don't you have anything to do!" Sokka is about to die of boredom.
"No." Sokka gets a very rare idea.
"Let's play truth or dare!" Zuko perks.
"Sure…"
"I go first! Truth of Dare."
"Truth."
"You're such a wimp!"
"grrrr…Fine, I choose dare." Sokka smirks wickedly.
"I dare…you to…stick whip cream in your pants, then out a live fish in it, while singing Hit me Baby One More Time in front of your crew! You also have to wear women's clothes including a bra!" Sokka smiles.
"What! No way!"
"You choose dare, you have to do it, unless…"
"Unless what?" Zuko asks eagerly.
"Unless you want to lick your Uncle Iroh's butt."
"Ewww, are you serious? What is your damage?"
"Look at my face." Zuko looks at Sokka's face. "Note the serious face."
"Arrggg."
Meanwhile
"Hey, I thought we were going to rescue Sokka!" Katara reminds everyone.
"Oh yeah," Aang remembers.
"You're right," Haru agrees.
"Jerk," Aang mutters under his breath.
"Idiot," Haru mutters back.
"Moron!"
"Stop fighting!" Katara shouts coming between them. She is sooo sick of them right now. "Aang, you drive up front. Haru, go to the back of the saddle. You guys are acting like 3 year olds." Aang and Haru glare at each other. "Move! Now!" Katara shouts forcefully. The boys move to their designated spots. They all become bored, so they do something to amuse themselves. Haru spins rocks (like in the episode) in a circle. Katara spins water, and Aang spins air, and later he adds his marble (for the trick in the Kyoshi episode). They all sigh at the same time. Aang looks up to see a column of smoke and a black smudge.
"Hey guys! Look!" Aang points to the waxing smudge.
Meanwhile
"I can't believe I decided to play this idiotic game," Zuko grumbles. Sokka is searching through closets.
"You don't have any women's clothes!" Sokka exclaims, rummaging through everything.
"I'm sorry that I don't waking up in the morning and decide 'hey, I think I'll wear girl clothes today'!" Zuko says sarcastically. There is a knock on Zuko's door, and Zuko goes to answer it.
"Sir, what do you want us to do with Commander Zhao's ashes?" Guard 4 asks.
"Dump them over the side the side of the ship. Do not say anything about him."
"Yes, sir."
"Maybe Commander Zhao does," Sokka thinks aloud. He leaves to go over to the ship Uncle Iroh is commanding. Zuko follows, muttering to himself. "How can I change ships without swimming across?" Sokka thinks out loud again.
"By getting both ships to anchor on the same island," Zuko mutters mostly to himself.
"Hey, thanks!" Sokka says brightly. Zuko mutters a long stream of obscenities under his breath, realizing that now he will probably have to do the dare. Sokka calls to the crew to head to the island off the left. Sokka looks back and happily sees the other ship following. They both dock on the island, side by side. Sokka jumps onto the other ship and runs past Uncle Iroh.
"Hello," Sokka nods to Iroh.
"Prince Zuko, who is that?" he asks the slow walking prince. Zuko is reluctant to tell his uncle about Sokka, but he knows that it would make Uncle Iroh very happy. Zuko motions for his uncle to come closer.
"That is my brother," he whispers quietly.
"Zokka! The lost prince? No," he replies in disbelief.
"Yes." Sokka sticks his head out of Zhao's old chambers.
"I've found them!"
"Great," Zuko mutters.
"What is it?" asks the clueless uncle.
"You don't want to know," Zuko sulks as he walks slowly to Sokka, who is grinning diabolically.
Meanwhile
The three benders are waiting eagerly for the smudge to become distinct. Finally, they can see individual people patrolling the decks.
Meanwhile
"Here's a fish, and here's lard, since we don't have any whipped cream," Sokka says cheerfully. Zuko glares daggers (very pointy daggers) in Sokka's direction. "Guard, get the boom box and the Britney Spears CD!" Guard 4's eye twitches involuntarily. The guard then walks off to gather the objects.
Later
Zuko is jumping around.
"Ewwwww…fish!" Zuko yells.
"Ewwwww…lard!" says the fish.
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Sokka drops to the ground laughing. "Come on Zuko, you're suppose to sing!" Zuko glares. The music turns on.
"Dun…Dun…Dun…" starts the boom box.
Meanwhile
Appa lands on the deck right before Zuko starts to sing. He starts to panic.
"No way, Zuko. You have to sing, unless you wish to lick Uncle Iroh's butt," taunts Zuko. Zuko pales slightly, and he starts to sing! Everyone falls off of Appa in surprise. However, they had to admit, Zuko could really sing. By the end of the song, everyone was clapping as well as laughing. Zuko took a bow as the fish slid out of his pants.
"Thank you! Thank you! I know I'm good!"
"Prince Zuko, you should really join us for Music Nite," suggests Uncle Iroh.
"What just happened?" asks Katara.
"Do you really want to know?" asks Sokka in reply.
"On second thought, no."
"I do! I do! I do!" cries Aang.
"Zuko's a cross dresser!" shouts Sokka.
"No, I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"No, I'm not." Fire is starting to form in Zuko's hands.
"Stop this childish behavior," says Aang.
"I AM NOT A CHILD!" Zuko shouts as he shoots fire at Aang, who gets blown off the ship.
"He deserved that," mutters Haru.
"Aang!" shouts Katara. She turns to Zuko enraged. "The time to kill you is NOW!" Talk about pretty lame threats.
"Angi-kai!" except pronounce it Aang-kai, or else nothing will make sense, so from now on, I will spell it Aang-kai, so everything now and later will be funny. So scratch the last line.
"Aang-kai," says Zuko coolly.
"Yes?" Aang asks, now that he is back on the ship.
"No, you idiot. I accept." Katara answers. Aang makes a face.
"Ewww, you're going to marry him!" Everyone except Aang shouts
"No! Aang-kai!"
"Oh. You get him Katara."
"So we meet again, short girl."
"I still remember you burning my junky/trendy necklace!"
"So you admit it! It is a junky/trendy necklace!"
"I didn't say that!"
"Yes you did!" Sokka injects.
"Stay out of this," says Zuko.
"But I'm helping you!" cries an indignant Sokka.
"Well…um…"
"What about me! I was like a sister to you for OVER 10 YEARS!"
"So…what's your point," asks Sokka.
"I was like a sister to you!"
"Exactly! LIKE a sister. You're a fake," Sokka says cruelly. Katara feels used and betrayed. Sokka just served her, and she just wants to hide in a hole. Haru notices this and tries to come to her rescue.
"I call you to a match!" Haru yells angrily, and blindly as well.
"I accept," replies Sokka.
"Uhhh…Haru…" Aang begins.
"If you hurt my brother," Zuko directs at Haru, "I swear I will torture you to death!" Sokka's eyes get watery.
"I got something in my eye," he says as he wipes his eyes.
"Right…" says Aang in disbelief. Katara, however, is enraged, and attack Zuko, starting their fight.
"If he gets hurt, it doesn't matter, because he DESERVES IT!" She shoves a huge amount of water that seems to increase as it spreads out to keep Zuko from trying to dodge it (Just so you all know, this was written way before the final episodes, like the last half of last school year, so we didn't steal any of the water-bending moves.). The water encases Zuko, and Katara laughs diabolically.
"Mwuahahahahaha!" Zuko glares at Katara. He starts to breath, but there is no air. He begins to drown, then he thinks, 'Oh yeah, I'm a Fire-bender, duh.'
Katara suddenly has a heart attack and dies, Haru bangs himself on the head with a rock and dies, and Aang dies from unknown causes, all this at the same time. Sokka and Zuko live happily ever after.
THE END
Chaos: We are not joking.
Fp: Yes we are.
Anyway, Zuko concentrates fire around his body, and he evaporates the water. Zuko collapses to the ground coughing up large amounts of water. Katara take advantage of Zuko's current weakness, and launches another wave of water. Zuko looks up just in time to dodge the large water missile. Zuko jumps in the air and shoots a series of fireballs at Katara. Katara dodges most of the fireballs except one. She is thrown back and lands on the floor. Zuko approaches Katara to finish her off.
The other match thingy
"How could you treat Katara like that!" Haru shouts. He bends rock from the island and throws a chunk a Sokka. He blasts the rock into many pieces.
"We've been doing this for years." He shoots a huge fireball at Haru, who easily dodges it.
"Did you see how much you hurt her just now?" Haru levitates all the rock fragment Sokka just created and pelts Sokka.
"Stop making me feel guilty!" Sokka shouts. He begins to form a huge deadly fire-sphere in his hands.
Katara and Zuko
When Zuko gets within 10 feet of Katara, all of a sudden, water crashes down on him. Katara pops up. Angrily, Zuko evaporates all the water from his clothes, off the deck, and a bunch from the surrounding ocean. As it rises above them and gathers together, it forms a cloud. Katara moves the cloud over Zuko and cools it. Then, the cloud starts to rain over Zuko, only Zuko, and puts out the fire thingy Zuko was busy making. Katara laughs as Zuko glares out at her from under his special rain cloud.
Sokka and Haru
As Sokka's ball of fire grows larger, Haru becomes afraid. Although, Haru doesn't know the true extent of Sokka's power (and actually, Sokka doesn't either) he knows there is nothing he can do to stop Sokka. Sokka looks up at Haru, with determination to win showing in his eyes, and a smile pulling at the corners of his mouth. Right then, Haru knew it was the end. He knew he would never see his mother and his father, and he would never see Katara again. Sokka pushes the huge fire-ball at Haru. As it draws near, Haru screams…
"Katara, I…" Sadly, Haru didn't get to finish what he wanted to tell Katara. Haru has left the planet, never to see his family again. Both Zuko and Katara look over to see only Sokka standing. This is the first time Katara has witnessed/seen the effect of Sokka's fire-bending. Her face falls, and her heart sinks as she sees Haru's ashes. Even Aang is in shock, he never thought Sokka would do something like that.
Suddenly, something comes over Katara, and hate unleashes itself. Katara snaps. She runs to the side of the ship and jumps off. She raises a column of water, and freezes it for support. She is now standing on a really large ice platform. She whirls around and faces Zuko with deadly hatred burning in her eyes.
"It's time to stop playing games," she fiercely.
"If we weren't playing games you would be dead, short girl. Dead and lying next to your boyfriend.
"Sokka, did you tell Zuko that Haru was Katara's boyfriend?" Aang asks.
"Enough talk! It's time to start digging your grave," shouts Katara.
"Bring it on, water-bending peasant." Zuko goes into a defensive stance while Katara brings up water on both sides of her ice platform. On her right side, she divides the water into hundreds of water balls. She snaps her fingers, and they turn into ice spheres, about the size of snowballs. She brings her hands along her right side, and directs the ice balls toward Zuko. They pelt him, forcing him to dodge, however he is hit several times, leaving huge red marks all over his body. When Katara is satisfied that Zuko will be busy, she begins to form a huge collection of water, and I mean gigantic. She waits until Zuko, who is doing a combination of dodging the ice devils and blowing them up, gets directly in the path of the pool of suspended water. Zuko, unfortunately for him, does, and Katara directs the water like a fire hose at Zuko. Zuko looks up just in time to see this giant stream of water streaking toward him. It hits him with the force of a train and slams him against a wall. He struggles to put up a fire wall, and he does so successfully, however it is a very weak wall, and it only lessens the force of the water. Katara stops dousing Zuko just before his fire wall gives out. He falls to the floor. Facedown, he grins wickedly to himself. Katara hops back onto the boat, water moving out of her way, as she walks briskly towards the fallen prince. She grabs him and holds him in the air (she suddenly got super strong, so deal). Zuko smirks with his eyes as well as his mouth. Katara looks at him through slanted eyes.
"What are you grinning about?" Katara sneers.
"This," he replies smugly. He grabs her wrist and her arm. His hands are hot and they burn Katara. She screams in pain and tries escape from his grasp. She doesn't water-bend, but she does something else with her free hand. POW! She punches him in the face.
"Let go of me!" she screams. "Or this time I'll make it hurt worse!" The threat is empty, but he let's go of her. He pushes her away with a firewall. She screams a blood curling scream and throws her hands in front of herself, burning them severely. Zuko regrets the wall as soon it makes contact with her. Katara stand ups again, hate still in her eyes, even though she can't water-bend with her hands. Zuko's determination to put Katara in her place doubles. He unleashes a round of flaming fireballs at her, reversing the roles of the duelers. As Katara grows weary and tired, the fireballs start to singe her clothes. Zuko pauses to catch his breath and wipe the sweat from his brow. Katara sways, the hate gone from her weary body.
Suddenly, the former Commander, I'm sorry ADMIRAL Zhao(man, I hate this guy), is no longer former. He climbs onto the deck in flesh and bones. He stares at Zuko. Katara crumples to the ground.
Fp: Okay, Haru had to die because
Joe: We wanted Katara to die
Chaos: And Aang
Fp: I didn't want them to die, but to get them to shut up about Katara and Aang, we compromised, so Haru died.
Chaos: interesting isn't it?
Joe: Fasinating.
Fp: and no one really cares
Chaos: Well the next chapter will be up soon.
Joe: And we promise that it won't take 5 months, or how ever long it took to get… I like cheese.
Fp: And people tell me that I have adhd. Oh look, a bird!
Chaos: Thanks for the reviews that were from almost 4 months ago.
Fp: Wow, 4 months… We're really sorry by the way
Chaos: Actually not really
Joe: Bi!