Genre: Romance, Humor

Pairing: Ed/Roy

Warning: Yaoi Fluffness

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from FMA, I just play with them

Summary: After Ed and Roy are reunited, and Roy smacks Ed for being an idiot, things get even more fun for our darling duo.

Me: See I promised I would write a sequel! Plus I owe Roy one for saving me from Sanzo.

(See What Does Sanzo Wear Under those Robes)

Roy: Hee hee hee hee

Ed: I cannot believe you made a deal with him

Me: It was either that or death.

Roy: At least she has her priorities straight

Al: I get a part, right?

Me: We'll see, you didn't really help me out last time so it might take a while.

Sanzo: I will get you someday.

Me: How about a put Gojyo naked in a cornfield?

Sanzo: You're forgiven

"Dammit Roy! I am not wearing this!" Ed screamed from the bedroom. Roy smirked evilly and looked up as his lover stalked into the room. Edward wore his usual uniform, with one slight alteration. Miniskirt. "This is not funny, give me back my pants." Roy just smiled.

"Smile for me and I'll give you back your pants." Edward frowned and crossed his arms.

"Fine." He smiled slightly and Roy whipped out a camera, snapping the picture before Edward could protest. "You bastard! Give me that!" Roy put the camera out of reach and pulled his lover in for a kiss to stifle his yelling.

"Calm down Ed, the picture is just for me." said with a smile. Edward frowned.

"It had better be, now give me back my pants." Roy pulled them from out of nowhere and handed them off to Edward who stalked back into the bedroom to change. He came out a few minutes later fully dressed. "You are a bad person." admonished his lover, who put on a mock contrite face. Edward laughed and kissed Roy firmly. "Behave." Roy just smiled.

"We should head to the base." Roy said after a moment. "Or we will be late." Edward nodded and followed his lover out of the building and over to Roy's office. Al was already waiting for them in Roy's office when they arrived.

"Good morning Colonel, brother." he said quietly.

"Morning Al." came from his brother.

"Yes, good morning Alphonse." Roy sat down at his desk while Edward joined his brother. Roy took a look at the messages and papers on his desk for several minutes before addressing them again. "It looks like there is a possible lead to the philosopher's stone. There is a legend in the town of Guinheim about an alchemist that successfully created a stone about fifty years ago. Rumor has it he still lives there, but isn't very friendly."

"When do you want us to head out?" Al asked quietly.

"As soon as possible. This file has directions to the town and all information on the alchemist concerned. I expect a full report upon your return."

"Yes sir." said, "We will leave right away. However, there is something we must discuss."

"What is that Edward?"

"It is not a good idea for me to go out in this uniform. The town is out in the middle of nowhere, and just from personal experience I know small, isolated towns don't trust the military. Being a state alchemist is one thing, but this uniform will mark me as soon as I step foot in town." Edward said calmly.

"Your right, resume civilian clothes for this mission, and be careful." Edward nodded and he and Al left the office to head back to their own room.

"Brother?"

"Yes Al?" said looking up at Al.

"Is it just me or did Roy seem kind of worried?" Edward frowned and nodded.

"Yeah, something must not be right, and he probably can't tell us what it is. We'll just have to be extra careful, that's all." Al nodded as they entered their room. "Let's see. . . I guess I'll need these then." Edward pulled some clothes out of the dresser. "Have to look less conspicuous." He changed into the black slacks, tank and jacket and grabbed his red coat from the closet. "I'll pack a few things and then arrange transportation. Alright with you Al?"

"That's fine brother, I'll leave it to you."

"Are you still worried about Roy being a bit weird?" Al nodded.

"He just didn't seem himself that's all. He's never that formal anymore except when he's worried." Ed shrugged and put the last of his things in the suitcase and snapped it closed.

"It will be alright Al, trust me."

Author's Note:

Me: well that's one thing I promised Roy off the list.

Roy: Oh yeah. That made my day.

Ed: Bastard, I cannot believe you took a picture.

Roy: I can't believe I only took one.

Al: yay I have a part.

Me: Next thing on the list: More action for Roy. Will do!

Roy: YAY!

Ed: Why me?