Introduction!

By: The Sinsationator

Hi. Welcome to Alli's notebook. This is her best friend Sindi. But you can't really get who I am unless you see my notebook. So -rip- here's my welcome!

Hey! Welcome to my notebook. I'm Sindi McVander! Woot, woot! -takes bow- I know, you're probably expecting me to make a big deal about you reading my private notebook. Pshh! Who do you think I am? Alli?

Nahh. Go ahead and read. You'll probably throw it out the window in annoyance. -smiles evily- It's just filled to the brim with all my Harry Potter nonsense. And Avatar the Last Airbender. And Phantom of the Opera. And stuff. You'll probably come up to me and say, "You're an idiot!" And then I would say, "Go stick your head in Voldemort's Anus!" Ha, see all this stuff will probably go right over your head. There are so many inside jokes. There's two in this paragraph already, and you don't even know what they are!

You know, I bet Alli is reading this right now. Hi Alli! You're an idiot. Blah Allianator: Those few sentences had no point whatsoever, and you know it, since we say "You're an idiot" to each other at least 10 times a day.

Sinsationator: This whole notebook will be filled with Harry/Hermione, Zuko/Katara, and Phantom/Christine. It's just an inevitable fact, ALLI, because Ron/Hermione sucks. Allianator: Or maybe it's YOU that sucks... ooo burn.

Sinsationator: Erm... sorry. But you agree with Phantom/Christine and you don't ever care about Avatar until recently, so I'll cut you some slack. But if you infiltrate my notebook with the slightest R/HRness...

(Insert dead picture of Allie here)

Allianator: But YOU already infiltrated MY notebook with evil H/Hrness! So you should be dead by now! You should be worried. I know where you live. I know where you sleep.

Sinsationator: Wooh. I think I have A.D.D., I keep getting off subject. So basically, this introduction is welcoming me, myself, Sindi, to my own notebook! Cause I am cool like that, and am worthy of being welcomed to my own notebook. If anyone is reading this -cough- Alli -cough- bear in mind the intro is not for you, because you are not cool enough, like I am. And I close this entry with a poem, as I am a genius too, and can write better poems then Alli (and she knows it)

Allianator: YA, WELL GO DUNK YOUR HEAD IN THE BLACK LAKE WITH YOUR HEAD STUCK IN VOLDEMORT'S ANUS AND ALL YOU CAN SEE IS WHITE AND YOU JUST REALIZE THAT VOLDEMORT IS NOT AFRICAN-AMERICAN!

Sinsationator: My poem:

If you love it the while you are doing it

you are a true expression of yourself

and your time and your story. You are authentic.