HUMOR! JUST PLAIN HUMOR!
Rules: One sentence each.
Must only be HUMOR! Straight Humor!
Allianator: Draco Malfoy arrived at Hogwarts.
Sinsationator: He strode in with his Grandpa Voldy.
A: Voldemort started talking about the Great Depression, but Malfoy silenced him.
S: "Grandpa, we're here, stop talking, they have butterbeer..." Voldemort squealed with excitement and said, "Mmm! Butterbeer!"
A: Voldemort killed Draco under the table.
S: One, sec...What the heck? That was soooo random, and senile.
S: Harry twirled around his girlfriend, Hermione Granger and slapped her bum saying, "Whopa!"
A: Hermione slapped him on the butt, and moved on to the next boy in the conga line.
S: Harry followed his girlfriend, and kept slapping her bum and saying, "Woot! Woot! Party in the Hogwarts!"
A: Hermione slapped him again, on the face, and moved onto Ron, who started kissing her fervishly, while she enjoyed.
S: Well, she pretended to, but then she slapped him and moved back to Harry, and they started dancing to "Old Time" songs.
A: Draco's ghost was after Hermione.
S: Harry trapped him in an ectoplasmic container forever, withe the help of Ron and Voldemort, Wait! What! Voldemort?
A: But he escaped and started kissing Hermione fervishly, as she enjoyed, even if she had Harry as a boyfriend (she's like that, you know).
S: LIAR!
A, crosses out with an evil smile
S: Harry sneaked up on Voldy and said, "It's time for you to die, Voldy!" and killed him, then he kissed Hermione in a makeout session which she enjoyed more than any other thing and said, "Whopa, back to you Honbun Harry!"
A: Hermione woke up from her dream and gagged because she had dreamed that Harry was her boyfriend and that would NEVER happen.
S: SHE WOKE UP FROM HER DREAM ABOUT DREAMING AND SMILED BECAUSE SHE LOVED FULL TIME MAKEOUTS WITH HER BOYFRIEND HARRY, HER ONE TRUE SOULMATE AND LOVE OF HER LIFE!
A: EXCEPT FOR RON, WHOM SHE LOVED EVEN MORE DEEPLY, AND SHE KNEW THAT THEY WERE BOTH MEANT TO BE!
S: Compared to Draco or Snape, but definitely not her beloved Harry Wabbit!
A: Hermione broke up with Harry that day, and said yes to Ron's request to go out with her.
S: Minerva killed Ron with one big, mind blowing, improper fart, and Hermione came out of the imperious curse she was under by Ron and went back to Harry, who accepted her and loved her dearly, as she loved him.
A: But then Minerva turned her big butt onto Harry, and he died of the fumes too; the only person to talk to now was the ghost of Draco who wanted her love forever.
S: But the ectoplasmic case disappeared when Harry died. So Hermione used a time-turner she had stolen from the Headmistress's office and brought Harry back to life, but not Ron, she didn't want that loser alive.
A: But fate had chosen Harry to die and she could not resurrect people; in other words, she could never talk to her ex again.
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