The Real Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry Potter does not belong to me but to the wonder J.K Rowling...all that belongs to me is the story!
This story was written with the help of my wonderful friends...!
by: Yimmie, Yok and Yat (this is are little name for ourselves)
"He kissed me and my heart soared," said Draco to Ron.
"But he was my boyfriend first!"
"Shut up he doesn't love you. He doesn't even like you."
"Both of you shut up!" Harry interjected, " I love Neville, you are just my little toys! Really boys it's been fun but I've got a date."
I Lost…. IT…to you!" Draco said.
"You did?" Harry asked puzzled.
"No," started Ron, "You lost it to Dean"
"You cheated on mean?" yelled Seamus
"How would you know who I lost…. IT…. to?" Draco Asked
"Cause I was there you prat!"
Harry walked out leaving the confused boys by themselves.
"I…lost…IT…" Draco whimpered to himself,
"Oi…" Ron looked down at the ground trying to make out what happened.
And they angst all day, until suddenly Draco had an idea….
"Ron will you be my boyfriend?" Ron looked at him and said "No, you make me constipated."
"But I think I love you!"Draco sung to no one in particular.
"Hey, I don't care who you love…lets just screw" said Dean
"Oh comport, said Draco who had finally stopped singing.
"I think I'll go screw with someone else" said Ron.
"Why don't you go out with meeeeeeee?"said Draco
"Cause I don't wanna you make me sick to my stomach. That reminds me I have to go to the bathroom."
"Where's my whip and cuffs" said Neville
"Wait…If Harry had a date with you then why are you here" said Ron
Harry walked in totally oblivious to everyone's conversation. "Who wants to screw?"
Everyone jumped to raise their hand and soon they were all satisfied.
"So…what now." Ron yawned
"What about now?" a mysterious voice came and when everyone turned around to look at the voice coming from Harry, they gasped.
"DOBBY" everyone screamed
"OH MY GOD WE SCREWED DOBBY!"