Hey! Welcome back for chapter 19! I hope that you liked the last chapter, and I'm positive that you will like this one! This is probably going to be a short chapter, but who gives a care because that will give me more time to write the next chappie! Well, I gonna get on with the chappie!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, or any other characters related to Inuyasha except for Kimi, Kararu, Kia, Sanya, and Machika.
Some Dreams Can Come True, Ya Know!
Chapter 19: The Prank War
Inuyasha was walking down the corridor when a white dust and a boom went off. He screamed, and looked down at his clothes. He was covered in white, making him look like a ghost. He had some goo stuck to his feet that made his feet stick to the floor. He managed to pull his feet off of the now sticky floor, and started to walk down the corridor again. He managed to walk about ten yards when another loud boom above his head went off.
"Not again…" He thought as water and more white dust fell on his head, totally drenching him and messing up his hair.
He heard another noise behind him, and he turned around to see Miroku, soaked to the skin with feathers hanging on his clothes and in his hair.
"Same thing happen to you?" Miroku asked Inuyasha as he walked over to him, trying to wring out the end of his sleeves.
"Pretty much. Where is Kim…" Inuyasha said, but was interrupted by a yell coming from a side corridor.
"There she is…" Inuyasha said as his younger sister walked towards them with a scowl on her face. She was covered in what looked like sugar water and fake spider's all in her hair and one stuck on her ear with a sticky substance.
"Do either of you know who did this?" She asked them with a growl that emitted from her throat.
"No, but when we do, they WILL pay!" Inuyasha said as he cracked his knuckles. He took a confident step forward, and then another, until he was striding down the hall. Unfortunately, there was a spell set that if someone went to fast, they would get soaked in sugar water, garlic, and unfortunately for Inuyasha, ink.
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The trio laughed again as they heard another prank go off. This was gonna be great! They laughed all the way back to the well and jumped down.
They went back to Kagome's house and stopped by her room. They all sent messages to Inuyasha and Miroku telling them to be at the well at about one o'clock. They broke the mental connection, and went to the movies. They all came out an hour and a half later, the girls with a big grin and tears in their eyes, and Hojo had a grin that went from ear to ear.
They went back to Kagome's room and each grabbed two cans of Silly String. They went to the well, turned themselves invisible, and jumped down. They arrived at about ten to one.
They went and hid in the forest and sent mental messages to Inuyasha and Miroku that it was time for them to go to the well.
When the two husbands walked into view, the girls wanted to burst out laughing. The men had looks of terror, worry, and eagerness in their eyes.
"Do you think that they are all right? They've been missing for four days!" Miroku said to Inuyasha.
"I sure hope so, because if something has happened to her, the person that did it is going to pay!" Inuyasha said as he cracked his knuckles. Kagome and Sango grinned evilly at each other before opening a mental connection with Inuyasha and Miroku.
"Guys, look in the well!" Kagome sent.
"Yes, hurry! Please!" Sango sent. The boys ran over to the well and looked down it. Before the girls went over to them, Kagome put her hand on the ground, chanting something under her breath (this process only took about five seconds). This was a spell that she had learned so that no one could come to or leave the Feudal Era for a short amount of time. The girls ran up to their husbands from behind and pushed them down it, startling the two. Kagome and Sango turned themselves visible and waited till they heard the two loud thuds that came from the bottom of the well.
They looked down the well with big grins on their faces, while their husbands glared daggers at them. The two girls burst out laughing, then turned themselves back invisible, and ran into the trees. Inuyasha grabbed onto Miroku and jumped up the well in hopes that they would make it to the top in time to see the girls running away.
When they reached the top, they looked disappointed. The trio turned themselves visible and ran out into the opening. They lifted their hands, each hand holding a can of Silly String, and started to spray.
"Hey! Stop it!" Miroku yelled in protest.
"Stop it now!" Inuyasha growled. They stopped spraying the boys when they ran out of string, turned themselves back invisible, and ran into the trees, laughing their heads off as they ran. The boys spent five minutes untangling themselves, mad at their wives, and the young man that they had seen them with. They had tricked them into believing that they had been kidnapped. When they came back, the guys would NOT be happy with them.
The trio was in the forest, giggling and playing cards. They had covered their scent so that Inuyasha couldn't find them, and they were now having as much fun as they could while they were in the forest. They were playing a game of 'Slap Jack'.
"Okay Sango, this is how you play. We all have the same number of cards. We all take turns at putting one card down. When we do this, you have to look for one of these cards." Kagome said as she held up a jack.
"When any one of us see this, we slap our hand on top of it and say 'Slap Jack!' If someone else says it before you and they have their hand on it, they get the cards. If two or three people slap their hands down at the same time and yell it at the same time as well, then the person who has their hand on bottom nearest the cards, gets all of the cards. If you run out of cards, then you lose, but you can still get back in the game by getting a slapjack. Ready to play?" She asked the two. They nodded and started to play.
At first, Hojo and Kagome were getting all of the cards, but by the end of the game, Sango had won. They played again, and Sango came out the victor yet again. They played like this for about an hour and a half, and here are the results:
Sango: 9
Kagome: 5
Hojo: 6
Kagome and Hojo got tired of Sango winning, and they decided to play a game of 'I Spy'. After about an hour of this, they decided to stop and take a nap.
When they woke up after their nap, the decided to go ahead and go to dinner. They all laughed as they thought about the prank that they were about to do to Inuyasha and Miroku. When they arrived, Kaede was there, putting the finishing touches on dinner.
"Hey Kaede!" Kagome said, startling the old woman. She turned around, spoon still in hand.
"Kagome? Sango too? Where have ye two been?" Kaede asked.
"We fell down the well and couldn't get back through until today." Kagome explained. She then turned to Hojo.
"Hojo, this is Lady Kaede. Kaede, this is Hojo. He has powers and is able to pass through the well without trouble. And guess what Kaede! Hojo is an Elemental!" Kagome told her excitedly after the introductions. At this, Kaede dropped the spoon she was holding and gaped at him.
"Ye are not kidding with me, are ye child?" Kaede asked Kagome in disbelief. Kagome and Hojo got grins from ear to ear.
"Nope! Kararu taught him how to use his powers. Also, when I scared him, he wrapped vines around my ankles…." Kagome said as she absentmindedly pulled her leg up and started to rub her ankle. Kaede was about to say something else, but at that moment, Inuyasha, Miroku, and the other's walked in. They all sat down, they were all covered in a variety of things, such as sugar water, ink, feathers, water, fake spider's, flour, or dried leaves. Inuyasha was COVERED in ink, and he looked like he had just recently woken up from passing out from the strong smell of the ink.
Inuyasha and Miroku looked over in the trio's direction, and glared daggers at them. Inuyasha was especially glaring at Hojo, as he had seen him before. Kagome and Sango looked at each other before reaching into their bags and pulled out a bag wrapped up in different colors, red for Inuyasha, and purple for Miroku.
They walked over to them and sat down next to them, even though the boys ignored them. They pulled the presents out from behind their backs and put them in front of their husbands' noses. The boys looked at the present before taking it and opening it. They looked down at their candy in confusion.
"Go ahead and eat them guys, we didn't poison them. This is an apology for pushing you down the well." Kagome and Sango told them. The boys opened the box, and ate a few. Kagome grabbed a tin out from her bag and put it out for the other's to eat some. After about five minutes, Kagome and Sango were sitting down when Inuyasha went and knelt next to Kagome, and Miroku next to Sango. They opened their mouths and started to sing.
Together-
When have I ever had a reason,
Not to love you.
You are my sweetheart,
My one, and only love.
Inuyasha-
I have died once, but I found my way back to you.
Miroku-
We have had close calls, but they never ended wrong.
Together-
I love you, I love you,
You are my sweetheart,
My sunshine!
Where would I be without you?
Chorus (everyone)-
We have spent time after time,
In peril and fear.
We have loved each other,
For a long time,
But now, nothing can come between us!
Together-
I love you,
And you love me,
So lets get along,
And never leave each other's side!
Inuyasha-
You have died, as have I,
But we both found our way back
To each other!
Miroku-
I've almost died, as have you,
We both fought our battles,
And won!
Chorus-
We have spent time after time,
In peril and fear.
We have loved each other,
For a long time,
But now, nothing can come between us!
Together-
I love you,
And you love me,
So lets get along,
And go with the flow!
I never want you to leave me,
And you have my word,
I will never leave your side.
Chorus-
We have spent time after time,
In peril and fear.
We have loved each other,
For a long time,
But now, nothing can come between us!
We have spent time after time,
In peril and fear.
We have loved each other,
For a long time,
But now, nothing can come between us!
By the time that the last note had died away, the girls that the song had been directed at were crying. They hadn't expected this to turn out this way! The guys were coming to their senses, as were the others in the gang. The girls had tears of joy streaming down their cheeks.
Everyone except for the trio were getting embarrassed at what they had just done, and they didn't know why! While they were all trying to figure out why they had all broken into song, the trio took this as their cue, and turned invisible. They snuck over to the open door and crept out of it unnoticed.
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The girls were still crying when they reached Kagome's room. Her parent's weren't home, so they could do what they wanted. They went into Kagome's closet and packed some clothes for them when they were over at Hojo's house. If they forgot anything, they would simply turn invisible and go into her room and get the stuff.
When they were packed, they went over to Hojo's house and decided to watch some movies. That night when they went to bed, Sango had decided that her favorite movie that she had seen in the last five days what 'Titanic'. She loved the film, and wanted to watch it again the next day.
When they woke up, they were blasted out of bed by the wonderful aroma that was coming from the kitchen. They put on their robes and rushed down to eat. Once they had eaten, they took their baths and changed into their day clothes.
"Can we watch Titanic again? Please Kagome, Hojo? Please?" Sango asked the two as they went back to Hojo's room.
"All right, all right, we'll watch it! After the movie though, I want to go to the mall and go to the movie store and a clothing store. We need swimsuits!" Kagome explained.
They all watched the movie in silence, 'oo'ing and 'ah'ing in the right places, and the girls crying at the end when Jack died and Rose threw the pendant around her neck back into the ocean, where it belonged with Jack. Then, most people don't notice this, but the trio did, the pictures on the Rose's dresser that she had were pictures of all of the things that she and Jack talked about doing once they got to America. Also, they realized that Rose had died 'an old, old lady, warm in her bed', just as Jack had said.
After the movie, the went to the mall, and went to the movie store, where they bought a few movies. Then, they went to the swimsuit store and bought a bathing suit each. Hojo got a red and blue one, while Kagome got a red and black bikini, and Sango a pink and green one.
They went back to Hojo's house for lunch, and then watched another movie. Kagome and Sango were debating on what they should do, when Hojo suggested something.
"Why don't we go swimming?" He asked them.
"How? There's nowhere that we can go swimming!" Sango said.
"Yes there is!" Hojo said.
"How? Do you have a pool?" Kagome asked excitedly.
"Yes, I do! Let's go!" Hojo said as he rushed into his room to change. The girls changed to, and they all had fun swimming. The days progressed in the same manner, one day them going to the movies, another day the mall, another day at home watching movies, and the last day swimming.
On the morning for them to finish their pranks, they all got up about six o'clock and at cereal for breakfast since Hojo's mom wasn't up yet. They took their baths and got dressed, and went to Kagome's house to wait for Inuyasha. They turned themselves invisible the moment they reached the steps of the shrine, and Kagome covered all of their scents.
At about ten to ten o'clock, as they had expected, Inuyasha opened the door of the well house and walked outside. The first thing he did was go in the house. After about five minutes in there, he left, and the trio started to trail him. After twenty minutes of trailing, then ran ahead and left clues for him that they were still alive. They ran ahead to the old, abandoned building and locked the door from the outside. Kagome shut the door and they turned themselves visible.
Kagome sighed with relief that they had made it this far without any mistakes, but all of that was about to change.
"Kagome! Look out!" Sango screamed. Kagome didn't react quick enough, and a large chunk of cement came flaying down on top of her. Hojo started waving his hands madly, trying to make the cement move, but it didn't work. When he had tried for thirty seconds and nothing happened, he decided to do it the old fashioned way. He and Sango pushed, for what seemed like an eternity, but finally managed to move the rock off of her. She was unconscious, and wouldn't wake up. Sango thought quickly opened a mental link with Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha! Help us! We are on Tokyo Town Street, number 364! Please hurry! A large chunk of cement came down on Kagome and she won't wake up! Hurry, please!" She sent desperately.
"I'm on my way!" Inuyasha sent in a worried voice as he severed the mental connection.
He arrived at the scene with panic clear on his face. He ran over to the door and opened it. He opened the door so see Hojo and Sango sitting next to Kagome, who was still out. The two occupants of the room that were awake looked up at Inuyasha with relief in their eyes.
Inuyasha ran over to Kagome and knelt down next to her. He could smell that life was still in her, but just barely. Suddenly, he experienced another wave of shock, horror, terror, and panic.
"My child!" Inuyasha said in a hushed voice as he tried to open a mental link with Kagome. It didn't work.
"Inuyasha, move. I have a feeling. Move or Kagome might die!" Sango said. Inuyasha immediately moved out of the way and Sango moved next to Kagome. She put her hands over Kagome's body, one over her chest and one over her womb, willed that all of the internal bleeding, living beings and the broken bones would heal. A bluish blow emitted from her hands and transferred into Kagome. Sango collapsed on top of Kagome after five minutes of this, and all of the bumps and bruises were gone off of Kagome's skin. Inuyasha held his hand on Kagome's stomach, and felt movement. He sighed in relief as he realized that his child was still alive.
Hojo looked at Inuyasha, and then picked Sango up. Inuyasha followed suit but with Kagome, and they walked out of the building. They brought the two girls to Hojo's house, who's mother was currently gone (she was at work). They put the girls in bed, and waited for them to wake up.
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Kagome opened her eyes and looked around slowly. Inuyasha was asleep at the end of the bed that she was in. Miroku, Sango, and Hojo were at the other end of the room talking. Kagome went to go and move her head, but found that she had a vicious headache. She groaned, gaining the attention of everyone in the room, including Inuyasha.
"Kagome! How are you feeling?" Sango asked Kagome, who managed to get to her bed first. Kagome sent her a glare.
"All right, stupid question. Where does it hurt?" She asked. Kagome opened a mental link, thinking that if she talked, her headache would get worse.
"I have a vicious headache. Get Hojo to get me an Advil or something." Kagome told her friend. Sango nodded and turned to Hojo while Inuyasha got up and gave Kagome a kiss on the cheek. Hojo left the room, and the people from the Feudal Era looked at each other. Kagome then experience a fear that was almost as worse as finding out that Inuyasha was dead.
"My child! Is it all right?" Kagome asked urgently. Sango smiled.
"Yes, it is. Before I tell you anything about what happened, what do you last remember?" Sango asked her.
"Well, we were in that building, and you yelled at me to move. Then everything went black. What happened?" Kagome asked.
"Well, a big chunk of cement fell down on you, and Hojo and I managed to move it off of you. I called for Inuyasha and when he showed up, I had an idea. Guess what Kagome! I'm a healer! A natural healer! I healed you back in the building! You and your baby wouldn't have had a chance if I hadn't been there!" Sango squealed.
"Great!" Kagome said happily, but her head throbbed as Sango squealed. Hojo showed up then and gave Kagome a glass of water and an Advil. Kagome took it happily, and waited for the headache to go away. While she was waiting though, she went back to sleep.
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Five days after the building incident, Kagome was up and moving around. They all went back to the Feudal Era. Inuyasha and Miroku had become good friends with Hojo, and were showing him the sights around the village. Kagome was walking with Sango in the Forest of Inuyasha.
"Kagome, I have to go. I'll be right back." Sango said.
"Why?" Kagome asked her confused.
"The twins are making trouble again. I have a mental connection with them at all times so that I know if they are causing trouble or not. I'll be right back." Sango said as she turned around and ran towards the village.
Kagome didn't mind, and she kept on walking. She was walking along when she heard a sob coming from behind a tree. Kagome went over to the tree to see a girl, about eighteen by her looks, was sitting against a tree, whimpering and sobbing. She had silver hair that went to her butt with black streaks, blue streaks on her cheeks, a red crescent moon on her forehead, striking blue eyes, she was wearing a blue and black kimono that was torn in places all over, and she had scratches, cuts, and bruises all over her body.
Kagome reached out to touch her, but the girl pulled out of the way.
"It's all right, I'm not going to hurt you." Kagome reassured the girl. The girl was still tense, but she calmed down a bit. She let Kagome touch her shoulder and feel around her head to see that no damage was done.
"What is your name?" Kagome asked softly.
"Kiala."
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Inuyashaluver8844: Glad that you liked it, and glad that you didn't mind me putting the stuff about Hojo in it! Well, thanks for reviewing!
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Well, that was chapter 19. I hope that you liked it! As it turned out, the chappie was long! Yay me, I made it long like I did the one before this! Well, introduced I new character! Yay me again! YAY! Well, I have to go do some chores, and when I finish them, I get to start on chappie 20! YAY! Then I'm gonna work on my other stories! I'm also thinking about writing a Harry Potter story called 'Harry Potter and the Year of the Time Turner'. What do you guys think? Should I or should I not? Also, on Friday next week, I get out of school, then I'm going on vacation, then I'm going to have a two months and a week to work on my stories! Yay me again! Well, gtg and do chores! I also have a few things to put on to the end of this chappie. Hope you like them!
Things They Will NEVER Say...
Inuyasha: Hey Kagome, why don't you go be Koga's mate? He's a really nice guy; he could beat me any day.
Miroku: Sango I no longer love you. My heart belongs to the wonderful goddess Kaede.
Shippo: I'm gonna beat the living crud outta you Kagome if you act like my mother ever again! (Poor innocent kitsune, xD)
Kagome: Aww kisa, Kikyo can have Inuyasha (Over my dead body -growls-) His ears aren't that cute anyways.
Sesshomaru: Aww, c'mere Rinny and give Sesshy a hug! I don't want the stupid sword anymore and I'll even give InuYasha my fluffy! (I wanna hug Lord Fluffykins-cling-)
Naraku: OMG! KAUGRA! I CAN'T FIND MY EYE SHADOW!
Sango: C'mere Miroku you sexy beast you...
Titles That Never Made It...
Naraku and the Missing Eye Shadow!
Sesshomaru's Confession. Why He Really Has That Fluffy With Him
Inuyasha and the Plot of the Ear-Tweakers
Kanna's Emotional Rampage!
Kikyo and the Happy Pink Birthday Party!
Naraku's Mysterious Pink Wardrobe
Kagome and the Skirt-Flipping Demons
Miroku's Dating Guide.
Things I Have LearnedFrom Koga:
Men can still wear skirts and still look pretty darn awesome.
Not all guy demons (or half-demons) with long hair wear it down.
Coming right up front and telling someone you love them is a great way to make an enemy.
From Inuyasha:
Never argue with someone who can send you into the ground with a simple word.
When fighting your older brother, the puppy-dog face thing... doesn't work.
Ramen is gooooood xD
Big brothers are a real pain.
From Kagome
Troublesome half-demons? Just use a rosary.
Whenever you start to work beside a guy, 99 chance that if he hates you... you'll both end up in love.
Never... and I mean NEVER shoot an arrow at a bird when it had just eaten something valuable.
Guys can be stubborn, and stupid, but you can always win them over with ramen.
From Miroku
When they slap you once for grouping them, chances are they'll slap you if you do it again.
If they get angry everytime you ask someone to bear your children, then chances are that they like you.
From Sango
After repeatedly slapping someone you 'hate' because they are asking women to bear their children, the only one who's not going to know you like them, is the clueless half-demon.
If you slap them for mentioning a girl and you get jealous, just say you were slapping a mosquito.
From Lord Fluffy (Sesshomaru)
Guys can have a fluffy, wear eye shadow, and still look pretty darn sexy!
From Naraku
The eye shadow makes you look even more evil.
Not every villain has a trademark laugh.
To heck with that stupid special affect fog, miasma is the way to go now!
10 Ways To Make Naraku Mad! (Or ten ways to shorten your life)
1.Start a very loud conversation about how baboon skins are sooooo last year
2. Recommend him trying a pretty pink lipgloss to match his eyeshadow.
3. Spray 'bug away' around the outside of his castle.
4. Start singing 'Naraku and Kikyo sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!' and keep going.
5. Set up smoke alarms and sprinklers all throughout his castle since they have 'a real miasma problem'
6. For Christmas give him a curling iron and a 'Pretty Princess Makeup Set'
7. Dye his baboon skin pink
8. Ask him about his 'past romances'
9. Force him to watch The BooBahs, Barney, and Hello Kitty.
10. Tell him that he and Inuyasha bicker like an old married couple. (Inuyasha would probably get pretty mad too. This would also work for Kagura and Sesshomaru.
Top 9 Ways To Annoy Inuyasha…1.Tell him how much the kids would love him at a daycare.
2. Braid his hair
3. Talk to him in a baby voice.
4. If you're in a battle and losing horribly start jumping around happily, screaming that you're so close to beating that dumb demon.
5. After he comes back from talking with Kikyo again say "See? Now THAT'S why dogs in my era get neutered" And then explain to him what it means.
6. Challenge him to a race, then after losing horribly you go and brag to everyone about how close you were to beating him.
7. Tell him to 'sit' in accidental ways ('Would you like to SIT down, Inuyasha?' exc…)
8. Talk about how there are soooo many guys at your school, and when you go back to have to suffer through them practically stalking you.
9. Paint his nails and give him a manicure.
Unanswerable Questions:
1. Why does Kagome ALWAYS have to wear her School Uni to Feudal Japan?
2. Why do Inuyasha's pants never rip, but always his shirt? xD
3. Why does Koga wear a skirt?
4. …And how can he run, and do a high-kick in that thing? . .
5. Why does Naraku wear that Baboon thing?
6. When the jewel was in Kagome's body, why didn't it show up on an X-Ray scan?
7. How heavy is Sango's Hiraikotsu?
8. How do they go to the bathroom when they travel all the time?
9. How much of Japan have the Inu-Gumi Traveled?
10. Will Inuyasha & Sesshomaru ever get along?
11. Why are people so into the SessKag pairing? 0.0
12. How does Kagome get those Blood stains off her clothes?
13. Why doesn't Miroku just take the time to fall in love with a girl?
14. What happened to Kagome's Dad?
15. How come Kagome's skirt never flies up?
16. What would happen if Miroku tried to seal his Kaazana with Cement? 0.0
17. Why don't Dog Demons have tails?
18. …And Wolf Demons do?
19. Why am I so addicted with writing InuKag fics! Oo ...wait...
20. Why did they change KIRARA's name into KILALA in the dubbed Anime?
21. Why can't people say/type/write INUYASHA right? 0.0
22. Why is the Anime PG-13, and the Manga's PG-16?
23. Why can't the other Inu-Gumi travel through the well?
24. HOW many girls has Miroku asked to bear his children?
25. …And why is it that no one has ever accepted?
26. What's with bad guys and eye shadow? (Naraku, Jakotsu, exc...)
27. Is Jaken gay?
28. Why doesn't Shippo ever transform into something useful when he's in trouble?
29. Why can't Rin be older?
How many Rumiko Takahashi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes one of her characters to burn it out, two characters to fight over actually being able to change it, a few random enemies and one BIG BAD enemy who want the lightbulb all to themselves... and over 300 chapters to tell us how the heck they're going to change it.
How many Adult Swim Schedulers would it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But it would take ten tries before actually settling on WHEN he/she wants to change the lightbulb.
How many Inuyasha's would it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. Except that first he'd think he wants to get a full-fledged lightbulb. Then he'd have to find the lightbulb that his father left for him. Then he'd realize that he doesn't know how to USE the lightbulb. Then he'd have Kagome show him how to use it. Then when he realizes that he's only using 25 watts, he'd switch to 50 watts. Then 100 watts. Then a three-way 75-watt, 100-watt, and 200-watt lightbulb.
How many Kagome's would it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. Except she's never home to actually change it. And jii-chan keeps making excuses as to why the lightbulb burned out.
How many Miroku's does it take to change a lightbulb?
It kind of depends. See, he keeps asking around, seeking someone to give him a lightbulb... but when he actually FINDS someone who will give him a lightbulb, that person turns out to either be possessed, or in disguise, or something. And then he has to end up refusing the lightbulb, anyway.
How many Sango's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, and she'll either smack or wham it with her Hiraikotsu when it doesn't want to turn on.
How many Shippo's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to screw the lightbulb in, one to hold the ladder, one to actually BE the lightbulb, and one to play decoy to Inuyasha, who will come in and start beating up on Shippo for making comments about how Inuyasha is too stupid to know how to change a lightbulb.
How many Kikyo's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Actually, Kikyo never has to change her lightbulb. They die, but keep turning back on over and over and over again.
How many Sesshomaru does it take to change a lightbulb?
One swish of his sword would bring that lightbulb right back to life, now wouldn't it?
...not to mention he's kinda annoyed because his dad wants him to use cruddy florescent lightbulbs and left the really bright, awesome lightbulbs with Inuyasha.
How many Naraku's does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'd be able to answer this question better, except that the kusoyaro keeps dang changing lightbulb brands. And then the last time the lightbulb died, he HID THE DOGGON LAMP!
And did I mention that he'd probably just get one of his underlings to change it for him...?
How many Kohaku's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, because we just figured out that he remembered how to change it! Nevermind that he was the reason the lightbulb went out in the first place.
How many Koga's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, he doesn't really want to accept that the lightbulb burned out. He's just going to keep going back, flicking the switch stubbornly, insisting that the light is SUPPOSED to be turning on.
How many Kagura's does it take to change a lightbulb?
She doesn't know. And frankly, she doesn't give a darn. She just hates the fact that she's being asked to change lightbulbs.
You KNOW you're obsessed with Inuyasha when:
1. An ambulance has to come and help you out of a well because a 'demon pulled you in'
2. You put on all red and run into a burning building, thinking that your 'Fire Rat Kimono' will stop you from burning up.
3. You make a list of reasons why Inuyasha should choose Kagome over Kikyo (xD)
4. You try to do numerous stunts while wearing a short green skirt, thinking that it won't ever fly up.
5. You run into the woods and look around for anyone pinned to a tree with an arrow.
6. You get into trouble after pulling out your dog's tooth so you could 'give it to Totosai so he could make another Tetsusaiga'
7. You carry around a fluffy white boa
8. When your boyfriend (or girlfriend) is found kissing someone else you insist that it's only because you're only their reincarnation.
9. You get sent to the hospital when you were attacked by a stray dog when you tried to feel its ears.
10. You put a rosary around someone that is bugging you, you tell them to sit and then get mad when they don't fall face-first onto the ground.
11. You grow out your nails, sharpen them, and then when someone pisses you off you just say 'Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!'
12. When it's storming out you scream that the Thunder Brothers are back and we have to save all the foxes!
13. You buy purple eye shadow and insist that it's the same kind Naraku wears.
14. When someone brings an oriental fan to school you destroy it and when you get in trouble you say that Kagura was going to kill everyone.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, or any other characters related to Inuyasha, except for Kimi, Kia, Kararu, Sanya, Machika, and Kiala. I do, however, also own the song that Inuyasha and Miroku sang to Kagome and Sango, which is called 'Always By My Side'. Hope you liked it!Also, the jokes at the end of the story: I DO NOT OWN. I FOUND THESE ON VARIOUS STORIES IN THE PAST, AND WHOEVER MADE THEM, THEY BELONG TO THEM. I DO NOT OWN!
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Chapter 20: I'll Be There