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Fetch!
Sanzo and Goku were taking a walk at the park when they came across a guy who was trying to train his dog.
"Okay, boy" the guy said, waving the stick in front of his dog and threw it far away. "Fetch"
The dog just looked at the stick and turned away as it landed.
The guy smacked his forehead with the palm of his hand. "Why is this dog so stupid." he sighed.
Goku stared for a while, then scratched his head. "I don't get it. If he wanted the stick, why did he throw it away? How stupid."
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The button
The Sanzo-ikkou ran out of groceries. So it's up to Hakkai and Gojyo to shop for some.
"Ahh..." Gojyo exhaled. "I love the smell of fresh papaya."
"So do I. Unfortunately, that's a sweet potato you're holding." Hakkai said, smiling.
Gojyo gave an "Oh" and put down the sweet potato.
"Did that headache of yours ever go away" Gojyo asked.
"Yes. I took an aspirin and now I feel better." Hakkai said.
"Where did you get that aspirin"
"Oh, I always carry one in my pocket for emergencies."
"Good idea." Gojyo said. "By the way, did you know you're missing a button on your shirt"
Hakkai looked down at his shirt. "Yes. I put it somewhere. Where did I put it..." Hakkai said, rumaging his pocket. "Uh oh."
"What? Did you find it"
"No, but I found an aspirin."
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The "Senior Citizen Salute"
"Hiya, Ni" Lirin greeted Ni Jien Yi.
"Oh, you're back, Princess Lirin." Ni Jien Yi said. "So how was the scout meeting"
"Great." Lirin said. "We learned how to give the scout salute."
"Really? Well, let's see it."
"You hold your right arm like this and touch you first two fingers to your cap like this." Lirin said and showed Ni.
"Hey! That looks pretty sharp." Ni Jien Yi said. "You're not the only one who knows how to salute. I happen to be pretty good at the "Senior Citizen Salute."
"The Senior Citizen Salute" Lirin asked, puzzled.
"Yeah. Would you like to see it"
"Sure"
Ni Jien Yi stood up. "It's easy. You just have to cup your hand over your ear and say "Eh"
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Wrapping a Present
Christmas is coming, and Hakkai was wrapping the last present with the last scrap of wrapping paper that was left.
"Do you think this would be big enough, Sanzo" Hakkai asked.
"Again you've mistaken me for someone that cares." Sanzo said reading the newspaper.
"Oh, bummer." Hakkai said.
Gojyo came over"What's wrong?'
"I was down to my last scrap of wrapping paper, and I thought I had enough for the last present." Hakkai said. "But there's a strip down the middle that I wasn't quite able to cover up."
"I think I can help." Gojyo said. "Let me see that."
Hakkai handed Gojyo the present.
The wrapping paper was red, so Gojyo took a red permanent pen and coloured the strip.
"There you go. Problem solved" Gojyo said and handed back the present to Hakkai.
"I remember you doing the same thing when you have a hole in your socks."
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The Refrigerator
"Guys" Hakkai said. "We've ran out of food again."
"What! What do you mean" Gojyo exclaimed. "I just bought a whole lot of groceries just yesterday."
Silence...
"I think I know what happened. It must be that pig." Sanzo said, pointing at Goku who was still sleeping on the sofa, salivating.
"Why? I mean- it's not like Goku to eat up everything in the refrigerator. There must be another reason for this."
"I can believe." Gojyo said. "That baka saru eats anything! He once mistaken a candle as a candy cane"
"Our food problem comes from Goku's fear of darkness." Sanzo said.
"I don't see the connection." Gojyo said after a moments pause.
"His night light burned out."
"So" Hakkai and Gojyo said.
"So he have to leave the refrigerator door open."
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Gojyo's New Job
Gojyo was exhausted after working. So he stopped at a pub for a mug of beer when Goku came in...
"Gojyo! I knew I'll find you here." Goku said. "Hakkai was worried about you, so he asked me to look for you."
"Ah." Gojyo said, not paying attention to Goku.
"You seem a bit edgy this evening, Gojyo. What's bothering you"
"I'll tell you what's bothering me!" Gojyo roared. He sighed. "You work hard everyday... sacreficing everything... trying your hardest best to please your boss and all... and what does it get to you"
"Uh..."
"A big nothing! That's what!" Gojyo said. "Well, I'm sick of it! I've had it! No more work for me! From now on... I'm through working from sunup to sundown!"
Silence...
"You're going to get a night job"
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A/N: Well, that's it for now. More will be coming soon. And sank you to ya'll who read and review my fic! Hope ya'll keep reading-