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CAUTION!
"Goku," Hakkai said. "How did you get that bump on your head?"
Goku didn't answer.
"Sanzo?"
Sanzo raised his newspaper higher as if saying "Don't look at me".
"Some pork buns?" Hakkai said.
"Erm... Well," Goku said. "It's like this..."
...Yesterday...
Last night, Goku and Gojyo were at the pub. (Hakkai sent Goku to look for Gojyo) Gojyo paid for the mugs of beer he ordered and went out of the pub. Just then, Goku spotted a sign board hung on the door so he went closer to read it.
...Now...
"And what did the sign said?" Hakkai asked.
...Yesterday...
Goku tip-toed and read it. "Hmm... C-cau...tion. Do-or... swi-ings... OUT!"
Fishing with a Mirror?
Hakkai was taking his morning walk at the park when he saw a fisherman standing in a lake with a mirror.
"Excuse me," Hakkai said. "could you tell me what are you doing?"
"I'm fishing." the fisherman replied.
"With a mirror?"
"Sure. It's a new invention. I'm going to make a fortune."
"Could you tell me how it works?" Hakkai asked after a moments pause.
"Okay, but it'll cost you five thousand yen."
Hakkai was so curious that he handed the fisherman the money without hesitation. "Now show me how it works." he said.
"Well," the fisher man said. "you aim the mirror into the water, and when a fish goes by, you startle him with rays of light reflected from the mirror. The fish gets confused and then you grab him!"
Hakkai was a little shocked. "You can't mean to tell me that's how you fish. It's ridiculous! How many have you caught so far?"
"You're the fifth today!"
Ring the bell
Goku was passing a country estate and saw a sign on the gate. It read: "Please ring bell for the caretaker."
Goku reached for the door bell and rang it. An old man appeared.
"Are you the caretaker?" Goku asked naively.
"Yes, I am." the old man replied. "What do you want?"
"I'd just like to know why you can't ring the bell yourself."
Yaone's blue purse
"Dokugakuji," Yaone said. "Lirin-sama and I are going to the store. Please tell Kougaiji-sama when he comes back."
"Uh huh." Dokugakuji replied.
"Oh, bummer." Yaone said on the way out.
"What is it?" Lirin asked.
"Lirin-sama, can you do me a favor?"
"Okay."
"I want you to run to the house and get something for me." Yaone said. "I left my blue purse in the living room. I think it might be on the sofa."
Lirin ran into the house and to the living room. The blue purse was on the sofa, like Yaone said, but Lirin went rumaging the coushions and searched under the sofa.
"Lirin-sama, what are you looking for?" Dokugakuji asked.
"Yaone asked me to find her bloopers. Have you seen it?"
A cookbook written by Goku
...A few days ago...
"Guys, why do I always see bits of peanut butter and jam on the kitchen floor?" Hakkai asked.
"Don't look at me, I have no idea." Gojyo said.
"I don't eat peanut butter and jam." Sanzo said.
"It must be a mouse," Gojyo said. "Set up a mouse trap."
...Now...
Hakkai went into the kitchen to get a drink when he caught an eye on a paper stuck to the fridge. Curious, he went closer to look at it. Written on it was:
" 'My kookbook' You take bread but leave enogh for others and it can be tost or not. You take penat butter and put it thik on the bread. One side is enogh. Then comes the good part. The jam. And then you put the breads together and eat it. Then you wipe up the table and the floor and wash your hands and arms."
A Pet 'Meow'
A few days ago, Goku brought back a stray cat and intends to keep it, despite Sanzo's loud protests. Hakkai and Gojyo agrees to rare it... I mean, what can a cute little creature like that do any damage to the house, right? Right?...
... To Be Continued ...
A/N: Hmm... I just thought of making Jokes funnier by adding a cat into it. Nya ha! I myself can't imagine how it would affect Sanzo! Wanna know? Keep reading nya..! -
P.s. A message to I went through my fic a few days ago and I found that there were no question marks in Jokes 2 starting from The Button. I hope Fanfiction crews will do something about it, please. Otherwise it'll be hard for the readers. Thank you. Arigatou. -
Sincerely, Yuki127