Warning! Contains nose-bleeds, whimpering, wet shirts, perverts and more nose-bleeds!
My Edward?
Chapter 1: WTF? MAGIC SEX-CHANGE?
It happened WAY too fast! Ed and Al were fighting the homunculi, weird figure that no one knew appeared, zapped Ed with energy, then disappeared!
Alphonse ran to the nearest hospital as fast as his metal legs let him, Edward in his arms, all covered in blood. As lucky as the fact Ed was alive Roy Mustang happened to be walking by, he bumped into Al, "Oh, hi Al-OMG! #0LY $#!T! Is that Edward! He's painted in BLOOD!" "Hewaszappedbyaweirdfigureandbecameunconscious, thenthesinsbeathimup!" "I see…WHY DON'T YOU BRING HIM TO THE HOSTIPTAL THEN!" "I WAS ON MY WAY!" "…oh!"
When they made it to the hospital, Ed had become cold to the touch, completely weak, still unconscious! After bringing him in, Alphonse and Roy waited for several hours till…
A nurse came out with sweat pouring down her face and shock in her eyes, "I've got bad news and good news for you two," she began to cry, cupping her hands over face.
"What! Did he go into a coma!" asked Al desperately.
"Did he become a cripple!" asked Roy wide eyed.
"The bad new is sniffles the young man that had come in here has become a young lady! He also forgot his life as a boy and thinks he has been a girl since birth!" the nurse cried even louder, then ran away.
Al and Roy's jaws dropped.
"The good news is that he has become incredibly cute, and has become taller!" said a doctor who came out of the hospital room, he had a bleeding nose though.
Roy ran into the room and saw a beautiful young lady sitting on the bed. Her hair draped down to her shoulders, her skin looked soft and even, her body was slim and well built and her eyes were sort of pale gold. She was noticeably taller, the metal arm and leg didn't seem to match, she was wearing a white female patience's outfit. Was this even Edward? As Roy came forward to the girl sitting on the bed he tripped over and hit his head on the table by the bed, and the vase of water and flowers tipped over and hit Ed.
"Ed I'm so sor-WHOA!" Roy had had gotten up only to find his eyes fixed on Ed's chest, her thin white shirt was wet and she wasn't wearing a bra. Roy got a nose-bleed then got up to look somemore.
"EXCUSE ME! My face is up here Flame PERVERT!" said the girlish Ed annoyed, she then threw a punch atthe mega pervert's facefor he kept staring.
Then Alphonse came in, his over protective brother powers activated "YOU PERVERT DARE TO LOOK AT MY SISTER PERVERTEDLY!" Al boomed, towering over the chibi itty-bitty Roy. Roy then whimpered in a tiny corner of the room. Alphonse had never been so scary.
Ed felt better after a few days, she kicked both the chibis out of the room so she could change. When she got out of the room there was a major…thing that was needed to be adjusted! Ed came out, her black shirt showed her petite stomach and was tight on her chest "Hmmm…when did I get taller? And when did the shirt have such tight fit?" Edward said to herself "I think I need to go shopping for new clothes, but what to buy…?"
"I know! Lets buy you miniskirts, I'll come and judge how you look!" suggested the perverted Roy Mustang excitedly with a twinkle in his eye.
"…"
Well that is it folks, for now. You may criticize in your reviews, BUT I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! Joking! I'm just bad in writing stories! I actually got the idea from another anime fanfiction!