My Edward?
Chapter 2: Lust vs. Edward, beauty contest showdown!
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The now girlish Edward went to the market to buy 'new' clothes, Roy Pervert and Overprotective Al tagged along. Ed bought herself a bathing suit, shirts and 'not so mini' skirts, poor Roy! Then the beauty contest began, it was at the park.
"Hellooooooooooo! Beautiful and more beautiful women out there! The beauty contest will begin today! So sign-up today!" said the announcer threw the microphone.
"Strange! The completion just started and I never knew! I must have been in the hospital too long!" spoke Edward, she desided she was going to enter.
She stood in front of one of the judges, the judge came up to inspect her a little more but he accidentally tipped over his glass of water that fell on Ed's some how new white shirt, unfortunately Ed forgot to get herself some bras.
"I'm terribly sor-WHOA!" the clumsy judge took a good look at her 'white shirt', he fell backwards with a nosebleed. He got up to look somemore.
"What is it with guys and girls chest? DAMN YOU PERVERTS!" Edward shrieked thrusting her metal fist at the pervert's face. Ouch!
She changed her white clothes into nice and black ones. The other judges let her into the beauty contest. Yay! Now the fun begins! MUHAHAHAHA! Little did she know that the equally beautiful sin, Lust had entered the contest too. Anyway everyone had their butts kicked by Edward and Lust ( literally and non-literally! ) and then Lust and Edward went face to face. They both wore long black overcoats.
"I didn't know you entered the contest too!" yelled Edward.
"Wait, who are you?" question Lust, confused who this young lady was.
"It's me Edward! Duhhh!" Ed replied, Lust still looked confused. Ed's jaw dropped 'Had everyone suddenly become retarted? First Roy becomes a pervert! Then Al becomes so overprotective, it's scary! Then more perverts, and now a forgetful sin, do homunculus even forget?'
Then Lust removed her overcoat to reveal a one piece bathing suit covering her, all then judges gave her 9 out of 10. Then Ed removed her overcoat to reveal…a gold bikini! The top and bottom were gold! Ed used her alchemy to turn her automail parts gold! Unfortunately, all the judges were automail geeks. They gave her 100 out of 10, is that even possible? Anyway, she won the prize, 1million dollars, 12 different bathing suits, 12 different outfits, and many gift certificates!
Lust got so0o mad that she screeched till she exploded, then revived, then exploded, then revive, then exploded, then revive, then exploded, then revive, then exploded, then revive , then exploded, then revive, then…well you got the point!
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Well, you can send me your thanks, complaints, hate mail, fan letters and suggestions of which homunculus will die next by the fury of Edward the Fullmetal Alchemist beauty! Sorry it's so short!