Warning! May contain extreme homosexuality revealed and swearing children! Oh! and character death!
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Chapter3: Extreme Changes
Part1
Ed, Al and Roy were walking down the street and decided to go to the top of a really high building for no reason. They climbed all the millions of steps to the top of the building, "Wait! Couldn't we simply just use the elevator!" yelled Al to the idiots. "OH! But Al! We're already half way up!" whimpered Ed crying. "NO! We're on the first step!" "Oh!" But what the #3LL! They continued climbing the steps for hours, only to reach the first again? Then they all decided to just to use the elevator.
As soon as they reached the top0 they saw Major Armstrong sitting on a chair watching the sun set? It was noon already? Then Armstrong turned to look at the at was surprised at the way Edward looked.
"What happened to Edward? H-he-he's become hideous!" the Major said looking pretty freaked-out. Roy went to Armstrong and whimpered what happened.
"How could you say he has become hideous?" asked Roy curiously.
Armstrong took out a picture of Ed without a shirt on (still in guy form picture). He looked at girl-Ed, then picture of boy-Ed, then girl-Ed, then picture of boy-Ed, then girl-Ed, then picture of boy-Ed, and then a monkey jumping on a trampoline. "H-how could this happen?" asked Armstrong desperately.
"An even bigger question is why you have a picture of Ed without a shirt!" questioned Roy.
"YEAH! YOU PERVERTED $$#0L3!" yelled Ed so angry Al had to knock her out so she couldn't attack the Major.
"I! ERM…UH…WELL…HEEHEE…DON'T HURT ME!" whimpered the chibi Armstrong, he the jumped off the roof of the building. Amazingly he didn't fall to his doom, unfortunately he fell right beside Lust who was still angry for losing the beauty contest, she exploded out of anger and killed him! Too bad!
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Part2
Elicia and her father Maes Hughes were walking down the street, then they saw Ed, Al and…what! Still Roy…Mr. Hughes was confused, he didn't know which was cuter. His daughter or Ed (somehow he didn't notice that Ed had sex-change.
He decided it was Ed… he fell to his knees "No Elicia! I have betrayed you!" he cried into the air for several minutes. Elicia grabbed his gun and shot him in the head "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY TRAITOR! I'm enjoying an ice cream I stole off a little kid!" Elicia yelled, the calmly licked her ice cream.
Everyone was surprised she swore out loud. Then Maes revived because he was already dead but he had a huge hole in his head (how was he supposed to explain this to Gracia?
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( In Santa's secret hideout )
Santa ran to his list of good kids and bad, crying, he crossed off Elicia's name from the good list and put it in the bad for swearing. He fell to his knees "No Elicia! I have betrayed you!" he too cried into the air for several minutes. Elicia grabbed his candy cane and shoved it down his throat and watched his choke to death on it "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY TRAITOR! I'm enjoying a hot cup of cocoa I stole off an elf!" Elicia yelled, the calmly sipped her hot cocoa, only to burn her tongue (that's bad karma for ya!)
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Well that is the 3rd chapter for ya! Critisize, complain and tell me how to improve in your reviews!