Warning! Winry is a cradle robber! Oh! And Roy is perverted again!
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Chapter4: Winry and Alphonse!
Unfortunately for Ed, she tripped over a cute, fuzzy, evil hamster named Mhataro (pronounced Ma-ha-tar-oh) breaking both her automails. "I CURSE THEE TO ETERNAL TORMENT IN THE 13 HELLS OF DEATH! Squeek!" said the cutely fiendish hamster in a surprisingly low voice, 5 seconds later Roy stepped on it.
"I save thee fair maiden!" announced Roy, he picked up Ed in his arms and put her on the bench. Roy then desided to be perverted and touched Ed's butt. Slap! Ed slapped Roy so hard.
Suddenly Miroku came out of no where "Smooth. Real smooth!" he said mockingly to Roy.
"HEY! You want some of this?" yelled Ed waving her fist at Miroku, then it broke. Though Miroku already ran away.
Suddenly Winry appeared from no where "IS THAT THE SOUND OF METAL BREAKING? EDWARD!" she boomed, then she went to Al to ask what happened to Ed. "OH! Thank god! Now that Ed is out of the way I can be with you forever Al!"
"…" Al was speechless.
"I didn't want to hurt Ed's feelings by telling him I didn't like him! But now that he is a girl I can live happily!"
"WAIT! YOU THOUGHT I WAS LESBIAN! WE WERE JUST BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" Ed barked, automail magically fixed.
Suddenly Winry soul binded herself into a pink armor that appeared from no where.
Winry and Alfonse forever!
(Sorry Alfonse loving fangirls!)
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Criticize, Opinionate and also send hate mail! I DON'T MIND! Sorry for the short chapter!