My Edward Finally?

In the previous chapter: "Oh no! The guy out there is drowning! I can't swim!" fast forwards "Leave me! A women is drowning over there!" fast forwards "How come you didn't save her! I told you to just leave me!"…WAIT! this is the episode preview for the TV show Lost…WAIT! I never had previous chapter summaries! Never mind!

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Chapter6: All just a dream…YEAH RIGHT!

Suddenly the sky darkens and something falls threw the sky…HOLY$#!T! It's an angry Edward fan! Everyone hide the children and women! Escape while you can! NOOOOOOOOO! It's too late for me! Run while you can! Wait! This is so out of place! Change of plan! I enter into the story! MUHAHAHA!

I fall threw the sky right on to the solid pavement!

"HOLY$#!T! Couldn't I have landed on a poor soft innocent child instead?" I say.

I look around and realize I'm in my own fanfiction! "SWEET!"

I look and see Envy. "Oh hi!"

Envy turns his hand into a sword and impales me threw the chest! "HOLY$#!T! That was my brand new stylish 'I hate Envy yet respect him' shirt I got from the dollar store! NOOO!"

I takeout my fanfiction writing note book and write the "'I hate envy fans' fall from the sky and destroy him! Muhahaha!"

Envy was buried in hateful girls and turned into boy Edward transformation. All the girls thought he was Edward and left him alone. Suddenly Major Armstrong came and hugged the Envy-Edward!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed the suffering Envy. I feel sorry for him! Oh well!

Suddenly a giant wormhole sucks me up and brings me back home! NO!

I wake up in my bed, was it a dream? Who the #3LL cares! I was having the time of my life!

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I know it was short and weak but I have no regrets! And yes! I do like saying HOLY$#!T! If you a part 2 to this series tell me in your reviews!

Part2 summary (if you want a part 2): Envy escapes the fan girls and decides to pretend to be Michael Jackson! Roy who somehow gets revived gets a girlfriend, Sloth! Wrath falls for the psychotic Elicia! Isumi has a new son! Edward and Russell relationship…