"Alright, happy now we're all screwed?"
"No."
"HELLLOOOO, you're the one that killed me."
"And me, too. In-directly, bastard..."
I rolled my eyes. The entire XIII Org. were sitting in a circle. In a black room. With walls, chairs, and everything in black, save the bulb lit above them, illuminating a dim yellow.
We're all dead. And most of us ended up getting defeated by ONE brat-Sora, keyblade master. And one of the rare nutcases in-between the worlds. Save Lexaeus, who got screwed by Riku. And Vexen, who got backstabbed by ME. And notably, Zexion, who practically got absorbed by Riku clone. Under MY orders.
One's a brute. Pretty smart at the art of war.
One's a coward. And a bishie.
Last one's a...whatever is he, again? I don't know. He's a sick bastard.
Elaeus.
Ienzo
Even.
The basement gang, I bet they're afraid of light.
"I thought you LOVED me! How could you sit there and watch me die?"
That came from Larxene.
Yeah, we were on good terms, perhaps TOO good...so good, we share a damn bed for one night.
Meh. You expect me to save her when she got thwacked by a friggin' KEY?
I don't know her real name, but a good guess making sense might be Relena.
"...So who's to blame for our failure..."
Saix.
Naturally silent.
I think his real self might be called Sai. I don't CARE.
"HIM!"
Marluxia, typical for him-or her-I don't know. He looks like a girl. Naturally, I won't take the blame anyways-
Wait a friggin' moment, he's pointing at-ME?
Neo-phyte, pathetic. With a pathetic real self too. Ramiual, stupid name.
"That's a bit rude, pointing at him. 13."
Oh, yeah, Luxord, our DEAR Gentleman.
Whatever the hell, I think I still owe him a big slew of money.
His real name's still that noble, DULOR.
"You're the one to talk, Marluxia, had you not planned to overtake the XIII. You wouldn't be dead."
Xemnas.
Our big bad boss.
The best?
Nah, I'm still the best. I don't think anyone attempted a fiery fireworks show.
Oh, he's Ansem, too. Unbelievable?
"Really? I thought YOU'RE the one that lead them to the castle."
Blah, we can ignore this childish freak.
Screw it. It's Demyx. Or Medy. That or we'll go by my favorite nickname-Demy.
"Still. I never expected Marluxia to be this bad."
Xaldin.
Honorable?
I would think so.
His real name-Dilan, I STILL think he came from the Land Of Dragons.
"Or Larxene, she's INNOCENT!"
"No, she isn't."
First one to talk.
Xigbar.
Flashy Pirate, mastery of two whatever-the-hell-they-are. I'm too lazy to call them their proper name.
Braig, lame name, too. For a dumb freak, and a pirate wannabe.
"..."
"Roxas?"
"Why do I get the shortest seat?"
"Because you're the shortest, live with it."
My best buddy.
Two Keyblades, I was THAT surprised when he remembered that.
Yep. He's that blasted Keyblade Master's nobody. The rarest nutshell. Sora.
"Well, I won't take any blame, I just don't want to go back to my real self. I don't want to be somebody."
That's me. Typical Axel.
Another reason I don't want to go back...my name is dumb.
ALE. Friggin' ALE.
Meh. Oh well, we're just gonna sit here-
"You still owe me 7 bucks."
Shit, Gentleman remembers.
"You owe me one night."
Really? That's because you got killed. Dear.
"You owe us our deaths."
You two deserved it, Scientist and Coward.
"You owe me a friggin' promise."
Really, Marluxia? I don't keep promises.
"...what does his owe us, again?"
Thank you, Saix, I didn't do anything to you, Xaldin, Xigbar or Xemnas, oh, and Lexaeus, too.
"...You owe me another battle."
Fine, fine. Roxas. I will fight you, just don't pull TWO Keyblades again.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'll pay all of you back! Line up!"
-The End-
A/N: I'm bored, I like XIII. Etc. etc.
Not all the real body names are real, only Zexion, Lexaeus and other two. But most of these should make sense, since the real names are X removed and unscrambled.