The titans new members

By: Mr. Bright, shiny, cristmas, tree, wurld

Chapter 1 : wanted: new titans

As normal, the titans are doing stuff. Robin and cyborg are playing on the game station, starfire is making her glorg supreme, raven is reading her book, and beast boy well, he hasn't been doing well ever since terra got stonified. Heck, the only time I saw bb not doing well was "in the beast within" and that's when robin ticked him off so badly.

Just then, there was a knock on the titans really big non doorbellish door

" I'll get it." Beast boy said sulking.

Two teens were at the door, one was a dirty blonde 5 ft. girl who had a picture of a wheel on her shirt and what seemed to be small tires for bracelets. The other one had a spiked turtle shell on his head, spiked bracelets on his wrists and ankles (no, he's not gothic.), a porcupine shirt that had a lightning bolt trough it, and static electricity emitting from him.

" We're here to join the titans." The boy said.

" Yeah, what he said." The girl said sarcastically.

" Who are you guys?" Beast boy asked.

" I'm speed bump." Speed bump said. (The girl.)

" And I'm t.e.p., The Electric Porcupine" Tep said. (The boy.)

4 very painful hours later.

" Welcome to the team guys!" robin said.

Cut to slades' place

" Well, it seems the titans have two new members." Slade said with that stupid voice he always uses, "I'll capture one of them and make them my new apprentice."

4 hours later when slade tries his plan the gets his butt kicked by the teen titans and gets totally embarrassed then goes home to eat millions of pounds of junk food while his butler eats a pencil and watches millions of hours of cartoons and drinking liquefied metal from the 2nd all girl build on monster garage.

"Who was that guy?" speed bump asked.

" One word, slade." Robin said with a rumble in his gut.

Just then all the titans were hungry.

"Yo, Tep You thinkin' what I'm thinkin?" BB asked.

"You know it!" Tep said.

" PIZZA PLACE!" BB and Tep yelled at high decibels.

" Well Titans, what would you like?" Their server asked.

" I'd like the new tofu topping on my slice." Beast Boy said.

" I'd like pineapple on mine please." Speed bump said.

" Me? I'd like chili on mine." Tep said.

" Herbs." Raven said.

" Anchovies please." Starfire said with her normal glee.

"Pepperoni." Robin and Cyborg said.

" So, just one heck of a giant pizza?" their server asked.

"Coming right up."

I hope you like the first chapter R&R please!