The titans new members Chapter 3: Jealousy and fan creations.
Disclaimer: I don't own teen titans so get off my back, Or the bonus stage episode that inspired this, also, I own the phrase "What the junk!" It was mine first, I copyrighted it in 2002, and most of this stuff that i'm writing is kinda made up, and I don't own 12 oz. Mouse, family guy, waterman, or anything else I referenced.
Jealousy and fan creations.
"Woah, That explosion was intense!" Beast boy yelled.
"You can say that again." Tep said.
"I'm not saying it again." Beast boy said.
"Uhh, and dude, You still have Speed Bump in your arms." Tep said
"Beast Boy then looked down and saw that Speedbump was in his arms just as Tep said." Beast boy said as he narrated his own life.
"What's he doing?" Tep asked robin.
"He's narrating his own life. He's been doing that ever since he saw that episode of Family guy." Robin answered.
"Oh, So that's why." Tep said in shock and amazement.
"Now we see Terra looking a bit angry but still maintaining to keep a distraught smile on her face" I said while hiding in the backround.
"Hey, Who Said that?" Terra asked.
"Oh crap! I've been spotted!" I exclaimed, still keeping my camera rolling.
"Get back here you little!" Terra yelled while she chased after me.
"I seem to have angered the Earthius Movius." I said while referring to terra.
"Latin, oy!" Terra yelled.
"Terra stop!" Beast boy yelled.
Then, Terra stopped. "Why?" Terra yelled. "He was clearly stalking us!"
"He's The author, he's supposed to do that." Tep said.
"Yeah, I'm supposed to! I have to document everything you do or else I'll never get this chapter submitted." I said.
"Like the writers of Waterman, the famous internet flash cartoon that is very similar to family guy?" Beast boy asked.
"NO! Those guys do not copy off of family guy! They come up with the jokes themselves!" I said very quickly. "And besides, if we insult them, we'll get sued."
"Okay...Anyways, Let's get back to the tower." Robin said.
later...
"What the junk!" Robin yelled as there were many fan creations walking around the tower.
"Wow, This is more weird than that episode of 12 oz. Mouse we saw the other day" Beast Boy Said.
(Cut to set of 12 oz. Mouse)
"Who are you" Mouse said to pronto
"..." Pronto said.
"You don't talk eh?" mouse said.
(cut back)
"Okay, We have us if our genders were flipped" Raven said as she pointed to the gender bender titans.
"We have us if we switched abillities" Cyborg said as he pointed to a starfire with robin abillities and a robin with starfire abillities, beast boy with raven abillities and raven with Beast boy abillities, and so on and so forth.
"Us if we were kids" Starfire said as she pointed at the kid titans and the baby titans.
"And too many other things to count." Robin said as he pointed at a buch of other assorted characters.
"You know what's weird?" Speed-bump asked, looking around.
"What?" Tep asked.
"In this mess of fan creations, I have yet to see any fan characters." Speed-bump said.
Then, in a rumbling in the ground that felt like a magnitude 10 earthquake, 1,400 Fan characters came into the tower.
"I had to open my big mouth." Speed-bump said, muffled under 10 fan characters.
"Wait, These guys aren't Fan Characters," I said, "These are villains!"
"Oh, NOW you tell us!" Terra yelled.
"Sorry, I didn't know until now." I said.
"Well, anyways, Titans, go!" Robin yelled.
"Hold up a sec, this battle is too violent and explicit to show our younger readers." I said. " So, I'll describe it."
"Holy toledo, you should be seeing this! Furniture flying, Speed-bump running over them as a monster truck tire, Tep getting them with his electric spikes, Explosions, lasers, flying garden gnomes, pots and pans, old boy bands! Oh! There goes a limb! That guy does NOT look pretty anymore! Holy crap, the characters from 12 oz. mouse, Aqua teen hunger force, Inuyasha, S-cry-ed, and you just don't want to know! Now they're competing in a MXC like event and... TITANS WIN 6-2!
I do not know if the villains can survive!" I said in a very long paragraph that may have bored the reader.
"Wait, aren't you supposed to be the writer of this fan-fic?" Speed bump asked while beating up 3 guys at once.
"Yes, I'm the writer. Don't you know that by now?" I said.
"Well, You could rewind this entire thing, and on the way, get these stupid fan creations out of here." Tep said while he was beating up random fan villians.
"That Idea is crazy enough to actually work!" I said.
"And while you're at it, ask the creators of Teen Titans to renew the show." Raven said.
"Now that would be playing god...Even though I badly want to do that." I said.
"Then do it! It would add more plot to this story that was sucking around its first upload." Cyborg said.
"I'll save it for the next chapter. But for right now, I'll destroy the fan creations" I said as I did just that.
Just then, a big flash of light covered the entire tower, making the fan creations and the cameos from the adult swim series dissapear.
End of chapter 3
cut to characters in a studio
"Now, I bet there are people who think that this is a rip-off of the bonus stage episode "The terror beyond imageshack" and that I stole the phrase "What The Junk?" from this episode as well" I said, "Well, That episode of bonus stage inspired this chapter. And "What the junk!" Is a phrase I was using in 2002."
"And alex added some pop-culture references as well." Robin said.
"As well, I was the original perosn who desribed the fight" The Sturgeon General said.
"So, we hope you enjoyed this chapter, It took alex a long time. So, in closing, don't die laughing, it's like, a crime." Everbody said.
Well, That's chapter 3, I hope you liked it.